Q: What has 10 arms and an I.Q. of 60?
A: Congo Cripplers OL
The Seven Dwarfs were marching through the forest one day they fell in a deep, dark ravine. Snow White, who was following along, peered over the edge of the steep chasm and called out to the fallen dwarfs. From the depths of the dark hole a voice returned, "The Congo Cripplers are Championship contenders."
Snow White thought to herself, "Thank God... at least Dopey's survived!"
Why do Congo Cripplers players keep their Wonderlic results on their dash boards?
So they can park in the handicap spaces.
You're trapped in a room with an angry grizzly bear, a hungry Lion, and a player of Congo Crippler. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?
Shoot the Congo Crippler player.........twice.
A: Congo Cripplers OL
The Seven Dwarfs were marching through the forest one day they fell in a deep, dark ravine. Snow White, who was following along, peered over the edge of the steep chasm and called out to the fallen dwarfs. From the depths of the dark hole a voice returned, "The Congo Cripplers are Championship contenders."
Snow White thought to herself, "Thank God... at least Dopey's survived!"
Why do Congo Cripplers players keep their Wonderlic results on their dash boards?
So they can park in the handicap spaces.
You're trapped in a room with an angry grizzly bear, a hungry Lion, and a player of Congo Crippler. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?
Shoot the Congo Crippler player.........twice.






























