Warfield Hellbringers (5-10) København Hühnerfalken (12-3) 7-66
The København Hühnerfalken wrested 1st place honors in Alpha with this solid win over the Warfield Hellbringers with some help from NBK. The Hühnerfalken were in control from the jump, demolishing the Warfield ground attack, holding the Hellbbringers to -24.5 yards rushing. København QB Danny Kanell had a lights out performance hitting his receivers for 4 TDs and 117 yards. Kanell scored the game's first 3 TDs.
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=257304&pbp_id=10659152
Natural Born Killers (10-5) at Stockholm Black Death (12-3) 42-17
The Black Death were stunned at home by the Natural Born Killers in a bloodbath that was far worse than the final score suggests. NBK led Stockholm 42-7 early in the 4th quarter mostly fueled by the bruising running of Killers HB Godzillatron Jones who made the most of his 30 carries picking up 136 yards and 4 TDs on the day. Natural LB Dixon Norton notched 3 sacks, 1 hurry, 7 tackles, 1 TFL and a forced fumble.
Torpedo Cowthorpe (12-3) at Tilburg Dream (4-11) 27-0
Brotherhood of Steel Stadium was once again deafened by the sounds of boos coming from dissatisfied fans who paid for their tickets only to be shown another upsetting loss, this time a shutout. Torpedo's MVP ballot HB Micro Lab3 ran for 219.5 and set up the Cowthorpe with several scoring drives. The most bizarre play of recent memory for either team came on a forced fumble by Tilburg's SS Da Qiao CurryHouse which was then recoverd and fumbled by DE Cao Ren CurryHouse and recovered by Torpedo's WR TJ Houshmandzilla for a TD.
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=257364&pbp_id=10656583
Passion Fruits (11-4) at Cambridge Chieftains (7-8) 41-14
Once the Cinderella of Alpha, the Chieftains fell to yet another playoff bound team and lost out on any chance of making the postseason as the Passion Fruits roll at University Field. Passion was once again superb on defense holding the Cambridge rushing game to negative yardage and sacking the Chieftains 8 times. The Fruits stud HB Jerome "Big Bus" McNasty put up a gaudy 4 TDs and 215.5 yards and MVP ballot DE Give You The Run-Around notched an additional 5 sacks giving him a league leading 32 sacks on the season.
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=257319&pbp_id=10651819
iue5 acolytes (10-5) at Vatican City Fighting Popes (9-6) 17-49
The acolytes looked more like the sorcerers* in a conference championship game as the Popes kicked their fucking teeth in Vatican City style. Vatican City QB Ace Merrill completed 6 TD passes and went 12 of 17 on the day with 202 yards with no pass bigger than the 53.5 yard gem that he threw in the backfield to HB Quickan Deadly in the closing moments of the second quarter. iue5's lovable hobbit LB SamWise Gamji tallied 11 tackle and a PD in the loss but was unable to spark his offensive counterparts to score any points of their own.
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=257354&pbp_id=10651129
Ingolstadt Hat Tossers (9-6) at Nikopolis Stoic Hedonists (1-14) 66-0
The Hat Tossers put up their first shut out against the out matched Hedonists in this one sided beating as Ingolstadt tries to secure the final playoff spot. The Tossers only needed to throw the ball 3 times in this game, gouging the Nikopolis D for 477 yards on the ground and Ingolstadt HB's TELE PORTER and Tiny Twinkletoes combined for 9 TDs. On defense the Tossers were deadly picking up 9 sacks and 3 interceptions on the way to the rout.
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=257407&pbp_id=10658339
Heidelberg Hitmen (4-11) at East Cairo Argonauts (8-7) 7-54
The faithful fans in East Cairo at Argonauts Stadium saw their team keep their playoff hopes alive with a dominating win over the Hitmen. The Argonauts relied heavily on their tough running attack picking up 341 yards on the ground, most of it coming from phenom HB TwinkleToes Hillsowski who amassed 248.5 yards from scrimmage and 4 TDs. East Cairo K George Blenda was perfect on the day going 4/4 on FG attempts including a 48 yarder and 6/6 on PAT attempts.
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=257381&pbp_id=10657372
Amsterdam Dragon's (4-11) at Red River Ruminants (5-10) 7-69
The Dragon's left the fans at River Bank Stadium in good cheer for the Ruminants final home game this season as Red River stomped Amsterdam out to the tune of a 62 point margin of victory. The Ruminants put up an uncontested 62 points on the Amsterdam D and the Red River defense pitched in with a highlight reel run back of a fumble recovered by CB Speckled Trout which he returned for 72.5 yards and a score.
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=257373&pbp_id=10656677
* For those who aren't familiar with iue5's proud tradition of throwing big games please look here (but please don't revive it):
http://goallineblitz.com/game/forum_thread.pl?thread_id=981290
The København Hühnerfalken wrested 1st place honors in Alpha with this solid win over the Warfield Hellbringers with some help from NBK. The Hühnerfalken were in control from the jump, demolishing the Warfield ground attack, holding the Hellbbringers to -24.5 yards rushing. København QB Danny Kanell had a lights out performance hitting his receivers for 4 TDs and 117 yards. Kanell scored the game's first 3 TDs.
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=257304&pbp_id=10659152
Natural Born Killers (10-5) at Stockholm Black Death (12-3) 42-17
The Black Death were stunned at home by the Natural Born Killers in a bloodbath that was far worse than the final score suggests. NBK led Stockholm 42-7 early in the 4th quarter mostly fueled by the bruising running of Killers HB Godzillatron Jones who made the most of his 30 carries picking up 136 yards and 4 TDs on the day. Natural LB Dixon Norton notched 3 sacks, 1 hurry, 7 tackles, 1 TFL and a forced fumble.
Torpedo Cowthorpe (12-3) at Tilburg Dream (4-11) 27-0
Brotherhood of Steel Stadium was once again deafened by the sounds of boos coming from dissatisfied fans who paid for their tickets only to be shown another upsetting loss, this time a shutout. Torpedo's MVP ballot HB Micro Lab3 ran for 219.5 and set up the Cowthorpe with several scoring drives. The most bizarre play of recent memory for either team came on a forced fumble by Tilburg's SS Da Qiao CurryHouse which was then recoverd and fumbled by DE Cao Ren CurryHouse and recovered by Torpedo's WR TJ Houshmandzilla for a TD.
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=257364&pbp_id=10656583
Passion Fruits (11-4) at Cambridge Chieftains (7-8) 41-14
Once the Cinderella of Alpha, the Chieftains fell to yet another playoff bound team and lost out on any chance of making the postseason as the Passion Fruits roll at University Field. Passion was once again superb on defense holding the Cambridge rushing game to negative yardage and sacking the Chieftains 8 times. The Fruits stud HB Jerome "Big Bus" McNasty put up a gaudy 4 TDs and 215.5 yards and MVP ballot DE Give You The Run-Around notched an additional 5 sacks giving him a league leading 32 sacks on the season.
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=257319&pbp_id=10651819
iue5 acolytes (10-5) at Vatican City Fighting Popes (9-6) 17-49
The acolytes looked more like the sorcerers* in a conference championship game as the Popes kicked their fucking teeth in Vatican City style. Vatican City QB Ace Merrill completed 6 TD passes and went 12 of 17 on the day with 202 yards with no pass bigger than the 53.5 yard gem that he threw in the backfield to HB Quickan Deadly in the closing moments of the second quarter. iue5's lovable hobbit LB SamWise Gamji tallied 11 tackle and a PD in the loss but was unable to spark his offensive counterparts to score any points of their own.
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=257354&pbp_id=10651129
Ingolstadt Hat Tossers (9-6) at Nikopolis Stoic Hedonists (1-14) 66-0
The Hat Tossers put up their first shut out against the out matched Hedonists in this one sided beating as Ingolstadt tries to secure the final playoff spot. The Tossers only needed to throw the ball 3 times in this game, gouging the Nikopolis D for 477 yards on the ground and Ingolstadt HB's TELE PORTER and Tiny Twinkletoes combined for 9 TDs. On defense the Tossers were deadly picking up 9 sacks and 3 interceptions on the way to the rout.
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=257407&pbp_id=10658339
Heidelberg Hitmen (4-11) at East Cairo Argonauts (8-7) 7-54
The faithful fans in East Cairo at Argonauts Stadium saw their team keep their playoff hopes alive with a dominating win over the Hitmen. The Argonauts relied heavily on their tough running attack picking up 341 yards on the ground, most of it coming from phenom HB TwinkleToes Hillsowski who amassed 248.5 yards from scrimmage and 4 TDs. East Cairo K George Blenda was perfect on the day going 4/4 on FG attempts including a 48 yarder and 6/6 on PAT attempts.
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=257381&pbp_id=10657372
Amsterdam Dragon's (4-11) at Red River Ruminants (5-10) 7-69
The Dragon's left the fans at River Bank Stadium in good cheer for the Ruminants final home game this season as Red River stomped Amsterdam out to the tune of a 62 point margin of victory. The Ruminants put up an uncontested 62 points on the Amsterdam D and the Red River defense pitched in with a highlight reel run back of a fumble recovered by CB Speckled Trout which he returned for 72.5 yards and a score.
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=257373&pbp_id=10656677
* For those who aren't familiar with iue5's proud tradition of throwing big games please look here (but please don't revive it):
http://goallineblitz.com/game/forum_thread.pl?thread_id=981290
Last edited Dec 11, 2008 01:08:44
