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Han Solo
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Official Lions Press Release

In the current International Economic and Financial climate where many average Joe Football fans face an uncertain future and risk of unemployment the Lions would like to make clear their disdain for the current Barbaric and flagrant diplay of wealth that many players of other Organizations are indulging in.

The Lions happily operate a Voluntary Social Cap where all players receive reduced wages and a percentage is paid into a local social fund specifically directed to providing for those that provide for us. "Zambia is not just players and Fans" said TUC " it's about unity. We are a Family - from the fans to the players, coaches and senior management. Others may continue to flaunt their money - we will happily build a better socio-economic climate for our supporters"

In further Illustration to that the Lions organisation confirmed their pending Press Conference for Day 41 where they will unveil several of their sensational Signings for Season 7. It was noted that these players would join the team within the clubs "Voluntary Salary Cap". It is rumored that various USA Pro stars will be amongst the new arrivals.

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In response to the current Lions Press Release Dirty Dirt Diggler issued a statement.

D3: A'lot of people are pointing there fucking fingers and saying......LOOK.......theres the bad guy!!!! Well say goodnight to da bad guy!!!!!!!!!! No serious I understand what the lions are doing and let it be known, D3 gives back to the community as well. Thats what my autograph is for! You got it right folks for the slim price of 150 dollars you get a autographed photo of yours truely JESUS H FOOTBALL! Now you may be saying DAMN...really at that price??? Yes D3 knows its a steal like I said I believe in giving back!


 
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Originally posted by Lord Thomas Drake
like I said I believe in giving it bareback!




Got that for ya
 
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lol

all you need to know is MONEY MADE HER CUM, thats the official Slogan of D3
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Of course money made her cum you needle dick fuck. She came to Clem Ocho Cinco and told me the story of your sexual romp and we laughed like little school girls before Clem Ocho Cinco made it oh so right.

 
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Originally posted by Wyndex
Of course money made her cum you needle dick fuck. She came to Clem Ocho Cinco and told me the story of your sexual romp and we laughed like little school girls before Clem Ocho Cinco made it oh so right.



I noticed you have not Dropped many balls this season, you must love holding on to balls A?

 
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And BBE will still crush you just like we will in the Finals.
 
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Originally posted by britdevine316
And BBE will still crush you just like we will in the Finals.

QFT
Sorry - how the FUCK is that related to the thread and OP? According to forum rules that's thread spamming...In before BAN

And besides I'd wait and see if either of our teams actually GET there - we have a couple of good rivals in Lion and I'd say you have a bitch of a job getting past Congo.
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Originally posted by britdevine316
And BBE will still crush you just like we will in the Finals.


I think i know what you need....




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reporter's caught up with Zambia's Defensive end Leon colorchange after the press release as he arrived at a team function.
"Leon, Han Solo has been creating alot of hype about Zambia's post season recruits for this season, as arguably the best signing of season 6 do you think the new recruits can live up to the talent Zambia poached last season?"

Leon- "Ha can't really say Han is always up to something and I'm just as excited as you are to hear the announcement of the new signings. Having said that I do have a lil inside information and can tell you that the new signings will be no slouches"

"Can you tell us anything about the identity of the players joining the organization?"

Leon-"Nah thats up to TUC and Han when they wanna release that to the public but I will say the Lions organization is one big family and famiy that play together, stay together"


 
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Originally posted by ethanga62890
Originally posted by britdevine316

And BBE will still crush you just like we will in the Finals.


I think i know what you need....




http://theyangpa.files.wordpress.com/2006/06/junkipantyliner.jpg


I think he needs a few of those pills that make your manhood larger. His posts indicate he might need a few.....
 
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In a new press release starring outspoken Zambia Lion's Free Safety Harry Pitts he had this to say about BBE talking trash

Harry: BBE? They will lose to Congo, why should we worry about them? They some soft ass bitches.
 
Wyndex
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Originally posted by Lord Thomas Drake
Originally posted by Wyndex

Of course money made her cum you needle dick fuck. She came to Clem Ocho Cinco and told me the story of your sexual romp and we laughed like little school girls before Clem Ocho Cinco made it oh so right.



I noticed you have not Dropped many balls this season, you must love holding on to balls A?



Balls? No. I love holding the pigskin when I am helping DNab pick apart a secondary.

I leave the ball holding to my many womenz.
 
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Originally posted by ethanga62890
In a new press release starring outspoken Zambia Lion's Free Safety Harry Pitts he had this to say about BBE talking trash

Harry: BBE? They will lose to Congo, why should we worry about them? They some soft ass bitches.


We may lose in regular season, but for sure won't in playoffs.
 
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The owner of the Peacekeepers responded to the Lions press release from his beachside African mansion:

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"Those pinko commie liberals can give back as much as they want, but it ain't gonna help them win no football games!!!"

"HEY Yoruba!!! Get me some lemonade!"

"I always make sure to take care of my players, and that's what matters! Hell, you should have seen how much I had to pay them cops the other day after my boy PACMAN accidentally shot a hooker on my private jet!!! I'm tellin' ya, that boy knows how to have a good ol' time!!!"

*swigs Jack Daniels*

"Now if you'll 'scuse me, I'm gonna go huntin' for some African tail with my buddy Freddie!"

"YEE HAW!!!!!!!"
 
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