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crockrh
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First half of S6 this forum was jumping and full of activity. Then its as if something happened, so I went to investigate.

One noticeable thing was the disappearance of Oscarr. Very strange indeed. He had been very involved in most threads but his largest impact was the power rankings. Everything just vanished.

While pondering that I realized that many of the previously gregarious UG fellas had been vacant. I thought to myself, "That can be no coincidence, there must be something amiss. When did I spill crap all in my keyboard!"

I completed a time line with a scatter plot of UG activity overlay and a pattern showed through. It appears, from this data, that UG activity took a stark downturn on 11/28 of this year.

Well I was just as curious as all of you. I immediately set out to determine what happened that fateful day and I was shocked at what I discovered. A GLB loss! Not just any loss but a loss to the loaded CA5 BBB's team. I still didn't understand why a loss to a favorite would cause this organization to slip into hiding until I realized what has happened since then.

They escaped a match up with the Warriors (38-28). A match up where they gave up over 600 yards of offense! That must have been scary. However just one game after BBB could not be a big deal....

Then the very next week, with 5 minutes left in the game vs. the Vikings they were ahead only 15-10. They finished with 3 late TDs to make it appear better, but that game could have gone either way.

Then a important clue in this mystery is the most recent game vs. the Dragons. A Dragons team that had shown frailty in games recently. A Dragons team that had been destroyed by the X-men, Irukandji and even the Drift, all teams that are supposed to be UG subordinates. UG were only able to muster just over 300 yards of offense. UG scored a TD in the first could not find the sweet relief of the endzone again in the game. As perspective Alberta and the X-men both scored 9 TDs on the Dragons, the Drift...6.

Yes the Dragons have a solid, respectable team, but these are the 'Gentlemen' of A5, who are reportedly second only to BBB in all of A5.

Could it be that things are not rosy in UG? Could it be the realization that this conference is overcoming them? Could the UG absence be attributed to FEAR? I think the proof is in the actions of these 'Gentlemen'.

It is true that our conference no longer looks to these men in skinny ties and fears them. We look to them and hope a first round match up works out so that we can play them and finally expose their growing weakness.

Warning to the 'Gentlemen'. The Drift is hoping you can keep it together vs. Alberta so that we can get you first round.

We want it!
I think you will find it very difficult to cry while you are waist deep in the Drift, but if you can, we look forward to those icy tears!

Cheers!
 
Oscarr
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You put a lot of thought into this huh lol. Now not to crush your hopes and dreams but...

I'm in the middle of a multi system network installation and the training of over 20 employees. Along with that nightmare I have two master's courses which are kicking my ass as far as time goes. Toss in a 21 month old that can look out the window at cold weather and get sick and a wife who hates GLB and you have the recipe for limited to no time.

I hate to admit this but we have done little to no gameplanning for any team since the Triple B's. I don't say that being cocky, just being honest.

Seriously though, I like it when the little people get their hopes up. With the new socialist party taking over America it should serve you well.
 
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Holy crap, talk about a call-out . . .
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crockrh
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Call out....absolutely.
Personal....not at all.
Truth......looks like it.

This forum was crawling with the cheap suits and sunglasses of the Gentlemen all the way up to game time of the BBB game. Since then the numbers don't lie, this team is no where near what it was. Blame it on what you like, but the UGs are not what they were and I do not mind saying so.

Cheers!
 
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"Could it be that things are not rosy in UG? Could it be the realization that this conference is overcoming them? Could the UG absence be attributed to FEAR? I think the proof is in the actions of these 'Gentlemen'."

It "could" be I've been pre-occupied with your mom...any of those things may be true. Call us out if you want. In all your searching great one what was the most glaring weakness you saw? Since we will grovel beneath your boot in the playoffs what will you be exploiting? In all seriousness though those games may have been closer than they should have been or the other teams GP us really well. One team looked to have ridden its starters to death to keep it close but ran out of steam late. THats all part of the game. THe others must have found some thing to use...go ask them, if you haven't already. You probably have. Or you plan to sign some ringers right before the game...not new to us. I'll admit one thing the loss to BBB, while not totally unexpected, took alot of the fire out of my belly, you helped put some back.

Later weiner, I have home repairs to take care of. That annoying thing called RL beacons.
 
crockrh
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Wow, how very sensitive you are sir.

Is there a need for "mom" and name calling in a witty fun thread calling out a GLB team? I don't think so.

I'm just trying to have some fun and you guys have made it very easy to pick on you with your last 4 games. That is all.

As it stands now I think there are 3-4 teams in this conference excluding the BBB's that can beat you simply on how they are playing and/or game planning.

Its no ones fault if that hurts your sensitive feelings. If you do not have the desire or time to gameplan, that is fine, but that means I am allowed to call you out. Just like you guys have called other teams out this season on lack of preparation and gameplanning. It is no different.

Just take a deep breath. Just having a good time here. I think that post is intelligent and humorous.

Cheers!

 
oronis
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I enjoyed the writeup crockrh. You could have just posted something dumb, but instead, you entertained all. The UG most certainly have been on the decline. Activity is down for all things we do, not just GLB and this UG team. That said, the UG are a cursed team with late-season decay. It happens every year damnit! Shilo was gone so we were hoping to escape the curse this year.

You have to admit though, these forums were more fun when all of us were running around posting all the time. We'll get the team back up and operating before the playoffs. Don't worry.
 
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Unfortunately I'm not doing anyone's mom at the moment, that would be a better excuse for where I've been lately.

Nope, 2nd job, work on the weekends and the evenings to save up some cash for Christmas gifts.

No more, no less.

 
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Haha, great post man. Guess it got em riled up a bit since they all decided to come back all of the sudden.

And KevKor, taking it a bit too personal aren't you? Doubt he was trying to hurt your feelings bro.
 
Chriztian
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As for the weaknesses....I think that a few teams are really suffering from the changes to pass coverage.
 
KevKor2002
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Why the deuce does everyone think I take this stuff seriously at all. If you make a comment about my mom, whom I love and would fight for, I'd giggle it off. Obviously internet forums is the wrong outlet for my poor humor. I thought it was a very good write up and I'm salty about him being so right. That said 72-14 doesn't lie. If you've gotten better then great. We'll see if you get past BBB.



I also agree to the pass coverage settings being a small...small reason. I'd like to think everyone gears up and game plans the hell out of us. Otherwise I don't really have an excuse. I work around 6 days a week but always have internet access and free time at work.

Please pass the word on me. What I post is almost 97% BS and meant humorous. The post I put up was pre-coffee and I was being bitchy.

I sorta apologize. Only sorta though as I don't wanna lose my Unsavory rep...yet.
 
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Originally posted by KevKor2002
Why the deuce does everyone think I take this stuff seriously at all. If you make a comment about my mom, whom I love and would fight for, I'd giggle it off. Obviously internet forums is the wrong outlet for my poor humor. I thought it was a very good write up and I'm salty about him being so right. That said 72-14 doesn't lie. If you've gotten better then great. We'll see if you get past BBB.



I also agree to the pass coverage settings being a small...small reason. I'd like to think everyone gears up and game plans the hell out of us. Otherwise I don't really have an excuse. I work around 6 days a week but always have internet access and free time at work.

Please pass the word on me. What I post is almost 97% BS and meant humorous. The post I put up was pre-coffee and I was being bitchy.

I sorta apologize. Only sorta though as I don't wanna lose my Unsavory rep...yet.


He forgot to say just how gay he is for Brad Pitt, no really.
 
KevKor2002
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Originally posted by Oscarr
Originally posted by KevKor2002

Why the deuce does everyone think I take this stuff seriously at all. If you make a comment about my mom, whom I love and would fight for, I'd giggle it off. Obviously internet forums is the wrong outlet for my poor humor. I thought it was a very good write up and I'm salty about him being so right. That said 72-14 doesn't lie. If you've gotten better then great. We'll see if you get past BBB.



I also agree to the pass coverage settings being a small...small reason. I'd like to think everyone gears up and game plans the hell out of us. Otherwise I don't really have an excuse. I work around 6 days a week but always have internet access and free time at work.

Please pass the word on me. What I post is almost 97% BS and meant humorous. The post I put up was pre-coffee and I was being bitchy.

I sorta apologize. Only sorta though as I don't wanna lose my Unsavory rep...yet.


He forgot to say just how gay he is for Brad Pitt, no really.


FOR THE LAST TIME I AM NOT GAY, seriously, he sucked MY dick.
 
oronis
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Originally posted by KevKor2002
Originally posted by Oscarr

Originally posted by KevKor2002


Why the deuce does everyone think I take this stuff seriously at all. If you make a comment about my mom, whom I love and would fight for, I'd giggle it off. Obviously internet forums is the wrong outlet for my poor humor. I thought it was a very good write up and I'm salty about him being so right. That said 72-14 doesn't lie. If you've gotten better then great. We'll see if you get past BBB.



I also agree to the pass coverage settings being a small...small reason. I'd like to think everyone gears up and game plans the hell out of us. Otherwise I don't really have an excuse. I work around 6 days a week but always have internet access and free time at work.

Please pass the word on me. What I post is almost 97% BS and meant humorous. The post I put up was pre-coffee and I was being bitchy.

I sorta apologize. Only sorta though as I don't wanna lose my Unsavory rep...yet.


He forgot to say just how gay he is for Brad Pitt, no really.


FOR THE LAST TIME I AM NOT GAY, seriously, he sucked MY dick.



That wasn't Brad Pitt dude and you returned the favor. Remember, you videotaped it and posted it on youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wL-hNMJvcyI
 
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Totally doctored. He was waaaay bigger than that
 
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