MINNEAPOLIS, MN - Edgerrin Razowrire lept nearly 6 feet into the air, celebrating as he made a game clinching tackle for loss on 4th down late in the gmae. While he and the rest of the Lumberjacks celebrate their tough victory, the league is looking to suspend Lumberjacks DT Devon Crusher and NT Lawrence Cohen for the final four games of the season for violating the league's substance abuse policy.
Word is they used the recently talked about "StarCaps" and ended up with positive drug tests. Both players are claiming that they took the pills to aid in weight loss. League officials state that these pills, commonly referred to as diuretics, can be used to mask the use of illegal steroids.
Teammate and starting LB Ima Crazy commented after practice, "Look at these guys. They're fat. They're f*cking fat! Hell, Chunk probably has hyperobesity. Do you really think they're using these for anything other than a weight loss aid?"
Lumberjacks ownership has not commented on the matter, and the players involved have declined opportunities to be interviewed.
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