Warrior General Games

The following Interview was conducted by "Zambia Times" after the week 9 games.

In this edition, we speak with the Zambia Lion's Free Safety Harry Pitts. it was decided he'd take more snaps in games this offseason. The interview was conducted by Jane Fonda.

How has your transition gone this season?

Great, i'm a beast. Most INTs by a FS in Africa. I'm killin it.

What's it like playing in Lion's Den Stadium?

Awesome. The fans do what we do. Beat the opposing teams ass.

Are you satisfied with your play?

Yeah. I'm amazing what can i say? I'm beasting right now. I'ma be beasting more in the future.

Are you planning on doing anything differently to improve your play?

Always baby, i'm already the best. Now i can be better than the best.

Do you think the opposing team is game planning for you? Could that explain your low numbers this season?

Of course they are. I'm a beast against the run and the pass. Hoe, who you talking too? My numbers are better than most corners. Get the fuck outta here

Have the coaches said anything to you about your performance?

Yeah, telling me how great i am. Which i already know.

What do you think about the secondary and team in general?

Great secondary. Bitch's can't pass or run on us. The team is the best in Africa bitch.

Your team is currently undefeated, any thoughts?

Miami Dolphins ain't got shit on this.

Will you guys make the Championship game?

Hell yeah. Gonna lay the smackdown on those hoes come playoffs

Do you plan on coming back next season?

Of course. Just got a new contract MO MONEY MO MONEY MO MONEY MO!

Anything you'd like to say to your fans?

Send me more love mail. It helps boost my ego baby.

Thus ends our interview with Zambia Lions Free Safety Harry Pitts. We appreciate his time and we wish him and the Cripplers the best of luck this season.

its hard to read

That FS actually sucks, just saying.

Originally posted by britdevine316
That FS actually sucks, just saying.

In the Immortal words of Eminem "Are you smoking crack?"

Originally posted by britdevine316
That FS actually sucks, just saying.

just like yo momma

Originally posted by britdevine316
That FS actually sucks, just saying.

Dude,

Considering the pathetic numbers that your own FS has put up this season I'd say your opinion counts SQUAT.
Your boy has Less Picks, less tackles, less PD´s, less TD's, Less FF's...

Yeah - he sucks.

NOT

At least our FS has imitators:

http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=80832

Originally posted by ethanga62890

Thus ends our interview with Zambia Lions Free Safety Harry Pitts. We appreciate his time and we wish him and the Cripplers the best of luck this season.


LULWUT?!

xD

Originally posted by Stokes26
Originally posted by ethanga62890


Thus ends our interview with Zambia Lions Free Safety Harry Pitts. We appreciate his time and we wish him and the Cripplers the best of luck this season.


LULWUT?!

xD

Because the Cripplers will probably have to play Zambia so she wishes them luck. They shall need it.

After the hard fought win yesterday Harry Pitts was questioned about his gamechanging play in the 3rd quarter and he replied to everyone in the media, "I'm a gamechanger it's what i do"

In an unrelated interview with Algeria Dune Hopper Nose Tackle, Ekin Volshwa earlier, Pitts was mentioned, and the reporter had this question for the beastly Tackle;

"You've seen the words being said around the league lately by all the team's star players. Does Algeria intend to get in on the hoopla?"

Volshwa: "Ya know, I could give a rat's ass what anybody else spews from their filthy sewers. Listen; I go out every day and eat Centers, Fullbacks, and Guards alive...all at the same time. Show me any of those pussies who can manhandle three grown men singlehandedly at once, and I'll pay attention to what he's got to say. Otherwise, who gives a fuck..."

With that, he walked into the locker room, and out of sight, leaving the reporter speechless.

In a related interview with Harry Pitts, he responded to Ekin Volshwa's comment.

"He's just mad he doesn't have the impact i have. What the fuck is Ekin Volshwa? That his slave name?" Shocked by the comments the reporter is left speechless while Harry Pitts walks off with Ekin's wife.

In defense of his team mate, the 6 foot 6 330lb behemoth Shawne Strong from the Zambia Lions had these words to say to Ekin Volshwa

Shawne Strong- "Ekin eats o linemen for breakfast ha. Imma eat Ekin for breakfast if he don't stop picking on guys half his size"

In an unprescedented public show of Team Unity Fullback Chewie Bacca joined with his Lions teammates:

"Grrrrrowl - Ekin's free to come into our house and try that by all means. He'd certainly be in for a rude awakening though and if he truly believes that he could deal with our O Line and myself then please feel free to step up to the plate. We drill daily for people like him and it will be a pleasure to show him just HOW tough this Zambia Team is.

That and Wookies don't like losing!"

With that Bacca returned to his Hologram chess with 3-PO