Hotel manager: Good evening Misters army13, mouthmike and Blunderbut...er...kopf...Welcome to the Lumberjack City Motel 6! We're so glad to have you with us and we hope this will be an enjoyable stay for you!
army13: This is ridiculous...We were supposed to be staying at the Hilton...not this dive...What the heck is going on?!? We had reservations months ago.
Hotel Manager: I'm sorry sirs...but unfortunately your reservation had been triple booked alongside a dog grooming convention and a retiree crocheting tour. We used coin flip to determine who stayed where...The crocheting tour won and will stay at the Hilton...The dog groomers won the next round and will stay at the Holiday Inn Express...And well, you're here...Sorry.
army13: You guys suck at customer service...We drove to the other 2 before being redirected here...It was an hour out of the way! My players need to rest!
Hotel Manager: Once again, I apologize, but I assure you we here at the Lumberjack City Motel 6 will do the best we can to make your stay here a pleasurable one.
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*enter Jared Musitelli to Hotel Lobby*
Young boy: Oh man! Are you a football player!
Musitelli: Why yes, I'm a starting halfback. You know what position that is young man?
Young boy: Wow! That's awesome! I have your posters all over my wall! Can I have your autograph, pleeeeeaaasseee? *hands Musitelli a J Bo rookie card*
Musitelli: Why sure little pardner...*looks at card*...Hey! Wait a second...This isn't me...This is J Bo...I play for the other team, not Lumberjack City.
Young Boy: Oh...*depressed look on face*...Alright then. *takes card back and walks away, shoulders slumped*
Musitelli: HEY! I'M A DAMN GOOD RUNNING BACK...NO SERIOUSLY...I'M NOT THAT BAD! SERIOUSLY...I'M...NOT...THAT...BAD!!! *grumbles* Rotten kids.
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*walking down the row of hotel rooms is Toni Romo*
132....133...134! Ahhh...Here we go...*inserts key and enters room*
Oohhh...Smells kinda funky in here...Ah well, guess that's how it goes in "enemy territory"...Hey, what's this?!?
*on the dresser is a note with 3 video cassettes underneath*
Note: Mr. Romo, please accept Lumberjack City's warmest welcomes and enjoy these videos complimentary of the Motel 6 of Lumberjack City.
"Well, that's quite nice of them...Hmmm..Unlabeled...Let's take a looksie"
*inserts first tape*
Bobby: Dinger! Dinger, wake up for a minute. I gotta talk to you, Buddy.
Dinger: Bobby, I'm asleep. I'm fast asleep, Bobby. I'm dreaming. Apache women. Mai-taih's. Vannah White and a whip.
Bobby: I'm in love.
Dinger: That could be a problem.
Bobby: I don't think you understand.
Dinger: No, no, I do understand. I really do. Which hand is it this week *pal*?
*Toni chuckles* I see where this is going.
*inserts tape #2*
Suuuunnnnny Day
Sweepin' the...clouds awaaaayyyy
On my way to where the air is sweeeeeeeettt
Can you tell me how to get,
How to get
to Sesame Streeeeeetttt
*Toni shakes head...I'm afraid to look at #3*
*inserts tape 3*
Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica, The Complete First season
"Now that's just low..." *watches intently*
army13: This is ridiculous...We were supposed to be staying at the Hilton...not this dive...What the heck is going on?!? We had reservations months ago.
Hotel Manager: I'm sorry sirs...but unfortunately your reservation had been triple booked alongside a dog grooming convention and a retiree crocheting tour. We used coin flip to determine who stayed where...The crocheting tour won and will stay at the Hilton...The dog groomers won the next round and will stay at the Holiday Inn Express...And well, you're here...Sorry.
army13: You guys suck at customer service...We drove to the other 2 before being redirected here...It was an hour out of the way! My players need to rest!
Hotel Manager: Once again, I apologize, but I assure you we here at the Lumberjack City Motel 6 will do the best we can to make your stay here a pleasurable one.
______
*enter Jared Musitelli to Hotel Lobby*
Young boy: Oh man! Are you a football player!
Musitelli: Why yes, I'm a starting halfback. You know what position that is young man?
Young boy: Wow! That's awesome! I have your posters all over my wall! Can I have your autograph, pleeeeeaaasseee? *hands Musitelli a J Bo rookie card*
Musitelli: Why sure little pardner...*looks at card*...Hey! Wait a second...This isn't me...This is J Bo...I play for the other team, not Lumberjack City.
Young Boy: Oh...*depressed look on face*...Alright then. *takes card back and walks away, shoulders slumped*
Musitelli: HEY! I'M A DAMN GOOD RUNNING BACK...NO SERIOUSLY...I'M NOT THAT BAD! SERIOUSLY...I'M...NOT...THAT...BAD!!! *grumbles* Rotten kids.
________________
*walking down the row of hotel rooms is Toni Romo*
132....133...134! Ahhh...Here we go...*inserts key and enters room*
Oohhh...Smells kinda funky in here...Ah well, guess that's how it goes in "enemy territory"...Hey, what's this?!?
*on the dresser is a note with 3 video cassettes underneath*
Note: Mr. Romo, please accept Lumberjack City's warmest welcomes and enjoy these videos complimentary of the Motel 6 of Lumberjack City.
"Well, that's quite nice of them...Hmmm..Unlabeled...Let's take a looksie"
*inserts first tape*
Bobby: Dinger! Dinger, wake up for a minute. I gotta talk to you, Buddy.
Dinger: Bobby, I'm asleep. I'm fast asleep, Bobby. I'm dreaming. Apache women. Mai-taih's. Vannah White and a whip.
Bobby: I'm in love.
Dinger: That could be a problem.
Bobby: I don't think you understand.
Dinger: No, no, I do understand. I really do. Which hand is it this week *pal*?
*Toni chuckles* I see where this is going.
*inserts tape #2*
Suuuunnnnny Day
Sweepin' the...clouds awaaaayyyy
On my way to where the air is sweeeeeeeettt
Can you tell me how to get,
How to get
to Sesame Streeeeeetttt
*Toni shakes head...I'm afraid to look at #3*
*inserts tape 3*
Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica, The Complete First season
"Now that's just low..." *watches intently*
Last edited Nov 21, 2008 08:07:20