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CoachF
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Cream of the Alpha Sprouts Crop

1. Arkham Asylum - Get out of their freaking way. While you can point fingers and laugh at some of their opponents up to this point, the fact that they slapped Toulouse silly is a scary sign for the rest of Alpha. With the #1 passer, #1 receiver and #2 rusher in all of Alpha, its a wonder that they aren't already having their names engraved in the conference title trophy.

This week they play the ATX LONGHORNS (Record: 1-4-0) and we are pretty sure that Arkham will have the #1 rusher spot by the end of the game as well.

2. Shetland Marauders - Already with one feather in their cap from Amsterdam, they look to keep that streak of winning alive with an array of weapons. Their defense is opportunistic, their special teams are solid if not spectacular, and their offense is down right nasty.

With a game against a team that's avatar doesn't even match their team name, its no wonder why experts are picking Shetland to win against a winless team.

3. Amsterdam Admirals, The - A gifted bunch of guys, these admirals are sitting on a winning ticket. If only they knew it well enough to ride the momentum wave through the playoffs. Blessed with speed, strength, and incredible vision (that's just their kicker), they have talent pouring out of their 55,000+ capacity stadium, but an early season loss brings their regular season record for the past 3.3 seasons to 46-6-1.

With a game against a team that has 12 human owned players and 11 of those are inactive, we think laying down some cash on the Admirals to win, cover the spread, and hit the over by themselves is highly likely.

These are the three Alpha-Best-Bets for week 6. Tune in next week, for 3 more.
 
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Very nice, Coach. I'd like to add a little nugget...that we will be bringing mace and brass knuckles to the gridiron Saturday morning against ATX. Why? Well, imitation has been said to be the sincerest form of flattery, but naming your new G exactly the same name as my DE? Seriously? You honestly couldn't think of any other name? Sure it's funny, that's why I named him that. But blatant copyright infringement deserves a bitchslap.

And bitchslap you shall receive, Longhorns. Sorry, I mean LONGHORNS.

Achtung, Baby---things get a little crazy when Joker runs the Asylum.
 
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Originally posted by JokerEyez5
Very nice, Coach. I'd like to add a little nugget...that we will be bringing mace and brass knuckles to the gridiron Saturday morning against ATX. Why? Well, imitation has been said to be the sincerest form of flattery, but naming your new G exactly the same name as my DE? Seriously? You honestly couldn't think of any other name? Sure it's funny, that's why I named him that. But blatant copyright infringement deserves a bitchslap.

And bitchslap you shall receive, Longhorns. Sorry, I mean LONGHORNS.

Achtung, Baby---things get a little crazy when Joker runs the Asylum.


we have a galaxy of Urani on our team so i wouldn't get so worked over the first name of a butthole; besides, you have a apostrophe and ours doesn't and that's all the difference in the world. you know like the difference between the hooks on Under Pressure and Ice Ice Baby.

Under Pressure:
dun dun dun duh da da dun da
dun dun dun duh da da dun da

Ice Ice Baby:
dun dun dun duh da da dun da
dun dun dun duh da da dun da *tiss*

see? same but different. kinda like some fairy adding a 5 after there name cuz some dude already had it. i mean how long did that take?

hmmm...let me see…JokerEyes
<Errrt. Name already taken>
ah...Joker Eyes
<Errrt. Name already taken>
let's see...JokerEyez
<Errrt. Name already taken>
falk! come on...JokerEyes1
<Errrt. Name already taken>
oh come on now...JokerEyes69
<Errrt. Name already taken>
dude this blows..What? i'll be there in a minute!...JokerEyez1
<Errrt. Name already taken>
hmph...I SAID i'll be there in a minute!...JokerEyez2
<Errrt. Name already taken>
I dont care! I'll eat it cold!...JokerEyez3
<Errrt. Name already taken>
SHUT UP MOM!!! Im doing something really important...JokerEyez4
<Errrt. Name already taken>
FALK!!!!!!! WTF?!? this is retarded...JokerEyesz
<Accepted>
What? Really? Oh shit! what is that (s) doing in there? Damn it!! What? I DON'T CARE!! hrmph, i don't even like pudding so whatever...
<Are you sure you want to delete profile?>
Yes bitch. i do. man, my anus itches...
<Profile Deleted>
where was i...JokerEyez5
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Whew. how damn jokereyez are there?!?

lighten up shiela. and you best be in all caps when you speak our name.

good luck tomorrow 5.
 
kakarot
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Hey 5,

at least i stayed away from the whole... "sorry for stealin Uranus" line. hahaha.

what? come on man...that was funny.
 
JokerEyez5
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Comebacks have a particular rhythm and swiftness.

You tried way too hard on this one. Hmm, "way too hard". Ask your mom about that.

As for JokerEyez5, my lucky number is 5, and I've had this handle on AOL for almost as long as the company has been in business.

So, to recap: you failed at the comeback rhythm and wit, you failed to make anyone laugh, you failed at your research, and you will fail tomorrow morning when facing Arkham. Only your father's sperm has failed worse.
 
kakarot
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lighten up 5. and go eat your pudding.

and remember swifty, ones comebacks don't have to be a reflection of ones sex life.
 
sabresandkane
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Let him talk....his team sucks enough he needs to hold onto something here
 
bachus
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Hey CoachF, we meet soon.
 
CoachF
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Originally posted by bachus
Hey CoachF, we meet soon.


ThrowMe's ego is as big as ever.
 
kakarot
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Originally posted by sabresandkane
Let him talk....his team sucks enough he needs to hold onto something here


our team sux? really? huh, never made the connection. thanks for the clarification Captain Obvious. why don't cha give me a holler and let me know if the sun comes up today.

nah, seriously, luv youse guys, good game today. you too 5.
 
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kakarot you have a young team and it's normal to lose more match the first season don't worry

it's more worrying when a team as toulouse lose with much diference against arkham,arkham is a great team but tactics in toulouse are not set,and against arkham,our GM and agent of our QB have make an error about the AI and target :s,fatal error against a great team as arkham

sorry for my poor english
 
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Originally posted by vodan
tactics in toulouse are not set,and against arkham,our GM and agent of our QB have make an error about the AI


Sigh.
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mself5477
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I thought kakarot was kind of funny.
 
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Originally posted by JokerEyez5
Originally posted by vodan

tactics in toulouse are not set,and against arkham,our GM and agent of our QB have make an error about the AI


Sigh.


I hear you JokerEyez, I hear you.
 
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Misc is gonna win the Championship.
 
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