"Some teams are never given a chance. I give everyone half a chance."
ALPHA
Darwin Devils at New Caledonia Panthers
The Magic Quarter Sez: The Devils' cybercoach will have no answers for the Panthers.
Wodonga Wombats at Nuku'alofa Bad Mofa's
The Magic Quarter Sez: Wodonga will give the Mofa's a pounding they will never forget.
Wagga Wagga Wave at Guam Tigers
The Magic Quarter Sez: Wagga Wagga! Wagga Wagga!
Danish Contract Killers at Florida Winners
The Magic Quarter Sez: Florida Winners? Not this time.
Cheap Charlie's Tomato Cans at Fiji Ventures
The Magic Quarter Sez: The Tomato Cans can walk, don't run, out of Fiji with a loss.
Norfolk Island Knights at Taylor Bulldogs
The Magic Quarter Sez: The Kinnnnniggits get the win over the Dawgs.
Mount Olympus Sons of Ares at Papeete Bulldogs
The Magic Quarter Sez: Papeete will treat Mount Olympus like Askalaphos in the Trojan War, and only Ares will weep.
Hawkesbury Black Knights at You score below 200 We Win!
The Magic Quarter Sez: Hawkesbury will score below 200.
ZETA
Washington Thundercats at Fantasy Football.com Inmates
The Magic Quarter Sez: The Inmates' preseason prophesy begins to come true, starting with this game.
Rocky Mountain Gladiators at Sunshine Coast Crocodiles
The Magic Quarter Sez: Not only do the Crocodiles like movies about gladiators, they also like beating them.
Tongan Death Warriors at Talon Bay Privateers
The Magic Quarter Sez: Talon Bay will beat the Death Warriors like the scurvy dogs they are.
TEXAS DRILLERS at Hamilton Hellcats
The Magic Quarter Sez: The DRILLERS will strike it rich in Hamiton.
Hawaii Islanders at Samoa Flying Foxes
The Magic Quarter Sez: Samoa will hold a luau, and the Islanders are the main course.
Melbourne Predators at Pittsburgh Highlanders
The Magic Quarter Sez: Pittsburgh may hope for the quickening, but there can be only one, and this time it's Melbourne.
Tortuga Privateers at Gold Coast Vipers
The Magic Quarter Sez: What better place for Privateers than the Gold Coast? There will be plunder galore.
Pacific Suns at Dunder Mifflin Scrantonites
The Magic Quarter Sez: The Suns? Really? OK, the Suns will need anger management training after the beatdown they give Dunder Mifflin.
The Magic Quarter has spoken.
ALPHA
Darwin Devils at New Caledonia Panthers
The Magic Quarter Sez: The Devils' cybercoach will have no answers for the Panthers.
Wodonga Wombats at Nuku'alofa Bad Mofa's
The Magic Quarter Sez: Wodonga will give the Mofa's a pounding they will never forget.
Wagga Wagga Wave at Guam Tigers
The Magic Quarter Sez: Wagga Wagga! Wagga Wagga!
Danish Contract Killers at Florida Winners
The Magic Quarter Sez: Florida Winners? Not this time.
Cheap Charlie's Tomato Cans at Fiji Ventures
The Magic Quarter Sez: The Tomato Cans can walk, don't run, out of Fiji with a loss.
Norfolk Island Knights at Taylor Bulldogs
The Magic Quarter Sez: The Kinnnnniggits get the win over the Dawgs.
Mount Olympus Sons of Ares at Papeete Bulldogs
The Magic Quarter Sez: Papeete will treat Mount Olympus like Askalaphos in the Trojan War, and only Ares will weep.
Hawkesbury Black Knights at You score below 200 We Win!
The Magic Quarter Sez: Hawkesbury will score below 200.
ZETA
Washington Thundercats at Fantasy Football.com Inmates
The Magic Quarter Sez: The Inmates' preseason prophesy begins to come true, starting with this game.
Rocky Mountain Gladiators at Sunshine Coast Crocodiles
The Magic Quarter Sez: Not only do the Crocodiles like movies about gladiators, they also like beating them.
Tongan Death Warriors at Talon Bay Privateers
The Magic Quarter Sez: Talon Bay will beat the Death Warriors like the scurvy dogs they are.
TEXAS DRILLERS at Hamilton Hellcats
The Magic Quarter Sez: The DRILLERS will strike it rich in Hamiton.
Hawaii Islanders at Samoa Flying Foxes
The Magic Quarter Sez: Samoa will hold a luau, and the Islanders are the main course.
Melbourne Predators at Pittsburgh Highlanders
The Magic Quarter Sez: Pittsburgh may hope for the quickening, but there can be only one, and this time it's Melbourne.
Tortuga Privateers at Gold Coast Vipers
The Magic Quarter Sez: What better place for Privateers than the Gold Coast? There will be plunder galore.
Pacific Suns at Dunder Mifflin Scrantonites
The Magic Quarter Sez: The Suns? Really? OK, the Suns will need anger management training after the beatdown they give Dunder Mifflin.
The Magic Quarter has spoken.