June 11, 2008 Genosha
Breaking news from Genosha is that Tayshawn Vick, the effeminate first cousin of former Atlanta Falcons Quarterback Michael Vick, has been arrested in connection with a brutal hamster fighting ring.
Police reports speculate that over 20 hamsters had been slain over the period of 6 months. Authorities have also arrested Jeff Garcia as an accomplice, they were not sure of Mr. Garcia's connection to Mr. Vick but suspected it was only legal in California.
When asked about the incident, Genosha team owner Ragh could not form a complete sentence and only mumbled incoherent statements referencing losing his passing yards trophy.
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Breaking news from Genosha is that Tayshawn Vick, the effeminate first cousin of former Atlanta Falcons Quarterback Michael Vick, has been arrested in connection with a brutal hamster fighting ring.
Police reports speculate that over 20 hamsters had been slain over the period of 6 months. Authorities have also arrested Jeff Garcia as an accomplice, they were not sure of Mr. Garcia's connection to Mr. Vick but suspected it was only legal in California.
When asked about the incident, Genosha team owner Ragh could not form a complete sentence and only mumbled incoherent statements referencing losing his passing yards trophy.
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