I expect to balance last week's perfect record with a brutal 0'fer outing here. 16-0 begets 0-16.
On to the idiocy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111oneoneeleven.
Auckland Flames vs. South Australian Serial Killers
Relegation Challenge - game 1 (a game my team knows all too well ) . Auckland lashes out and takes it 87-17
Sydney Sea Dragons vs. Manilla Gorillaz
Dragons hit triple digits 125-10.
Newcastle Surfers vs. Darwin Mud Crabs
Newscastle takes this one, pulling away late 51-10.
Vanuatu Gunslingers vs. The Throwback Cowboy's
Gunfight at the OK Corral. Problem is that one of the gunfighters is blind and using a water gun.
Throwback 165 Blownback 10.
Samoa Piranha Monkeys vs. Heard Island Refugees
HUGE clash this week that will could determine a home vs. away game in the playoffs. P-Monks follow Tom Petty's lead and don't live like Refugees. P-Monks 31-Refugees 21.
Easter Island Moai vs. Vero Renegades
Does anyone want to trade schedules with us over the next 4-5 weeks?
Palau Pimp Smackers vs. Gold Coast Titans
HUGE matchup between two teams that are going to finish well over .500 and have just faced the tough stuff early. Give me the Pimp Smackers in a classic - 42-35.
Alice Springs Fire vs. Ohio Valley Ironmen
BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE!! Game of the week and then some. How can anyone pick this one? Easy - they listen to Jimi Hendrix. Let me stand next to your Fire. Fire 34 - Ironmen 21.
Atlantis Armageddon vs. Dunedin Wolverines
Huge game that again has homefield playoff implications. I've got to go with Dunedin, but I have no basis for this pick. HUNCHSET SPECIAL!!!!!!
Tasmania Devils vs. Hueco Mundo Hollows
BOOM GOES THE PLASTIQUE!!! Huge matchup in Zeta - two teams enter 1 loss leaves. Mudno is mas macho. Hollows 52 Devils 35.
Cimmerian Barbarians vs. Coney Island Warriors
Coney comes out of it's brutal early schedule and throws a brutal beating on Conan's Compadres 88-13.
Boondock Saints vs. Solomon Islands Alchemy
Damn - this one is a great duo.
Two REALLY good teams faceoff - the Saints continue their hardluck early streak and drop this one, but they're going to hammer some teams late and will win 10 or 11 on the season. Soloman 44 - Saints 34.
Outback Astronauts vs. Uluru Rockies
catch the train to relegation station Astronauts 55 - Rockies 17.
New Jersey Justice vs. Redscape Diplomats
Justice vs. Diplomats? DOWN WITH GOVERNMENT POWER TO THE PEOPLE!!! *sorry lost my head for a moment ... ... looks like Justice will get it's 2nd test of the season, this time they pass in a good one Justice 34 - Diplomats 20.
Tasmania Sand Gnats vs. Mauna Kea Chenabogs
Mauna has had a brutal early schedule, really both teams have. I think both of these teams will rebound big in the 2nd half of the season, this one is a last team to score wins type --- I'll take the San Gnats because we played them and logic is for the other guys. 35-28.
Krakatoa Kings vs. Papua New Guinea Macaque and Balls
how can these two teams be 2-2? Someone goes over .500 and I think it will be Papua, but they'll both finish over .500. Balls 37 - Kings 31.
On to the idiocy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111oneoneeleven.
Auckland Flames vs. South Australian Serial Killers
Relegation Challenge - game 1 (a game my team knows all too well ) . Auckland lashes out and takes it 87-17
Sydney Sea Dragons vs. Manilla Gorillaz
Dragons hit triple digits 125-10.
Newcastle Surfers vs. Darwin Mud Crabs
Newscastle takes this one, pulling away late 51-10.
Vanuatu Gunslingers vs. The Throwback Cowboy's
Gunfight at the OK Corral. Problem is that one of the gunfighters is blind and using a water gun.
Throwback 165 Blownback 10.
Samoa Piranha Monkeys vs. Heard Island Refugees
HUGE clash this week that will could determine a home vs. away game in the playoffs. P-Monks follow Tom Petty's lead and don't live like Refugees. P-Monks 31-Refugees 21.
Easter Island Moai vs. Vero Renegades
Does anyone want to trade schedules with us over the next 4-5 weeks?
Palau Pimp Smackers vs. Gold Coast Titans
HUGE matchup between two teams that are going to finish well over .500 and have just faced the tough stuff early. Give me the Pimp Smackers in a classic - 42-35.
Alice Springs Fire vs. Ohio Valley Ironmen
BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE!! Game of the week and then some. How can anyone pick this one? Easy - they listen to Jimi Hendrix. Let me stand next to your Fire. Fire 34 - Ironmen 21.
Atlantis Armageddon vs. Dunedin Wolverines
Huge game that again has homefield playoff implications. I've got to go with Dunedin, but I have no basis for this pick. HUNCHSET SPECIAL!!!!!!
Tasmania Devils vs. Hueco Mundo Hollows
BOOM GOES THE PLASTIQUE!!! Huge matchup in Zeta - two teams enter 1 loss leaves. Mudno is mas macho. Hollows 52 Devils 35.
Cimmerian Barbarians vs. Coney Island Warriors
Coney comes out of it's brutal early schedule and throws a brutal beating on Conan's Compadres 88-13.
Boondock Saints vs. Solomon Islands Alchemy
Damn - this one is a great duo.
Two REALLY good teams faceoff - the Saints continue their hardluck early streak and drop this one, but they're going to hammer some teams late and will win 10 or 11 on the season. Soloman 44 - Saints 34.
Outback Astronauts vs. Uluru Rockies
catch the train to relegation station Astronauts 55 - Rockies 17.
New Jersey Justice vs. Redscape Diplomats
Justice vs. Diplomats? DOWN WITH GOVERNMENT POWER TO THE PEOPLE!!! *sorry lost my head for a moment ... ... looks like Justice will get it's 2nd test of the season, this time they pass in a good one Justice 34 - Diplomats 20.
Tasmania Sand Gnats vs. Mauna Kea Chenabogs
Mauna has had a brutal early schedule, really both teams have. I think both of these teams will rebound big in the 2nd half of the season, this one is a last team to score wins type --- I'll take the San Gnats because we played them and logic is for the other guys. 35-28.
Krakatoa Kings vs. Papua New Guinea Macaque and Balls
how can these two teams be 2-2? Someone goes over .500 and I think it will be Papua, but they'll both finish over .500. Balls 37 - Kings 31.