Jupiter Snipers vs. Tuscaloosa Bulls
For the life of me I will never figure out why Jupiter isn’t better than they are. They have a solid lineup on paper, but they either have the worst builds in the universe, or just don’t gameplan. They also have an 0-4 record after today since the Bulls will crush their spirit and devour their souls.
Jupiter Game Song: Nine Inch Nails – Suck
Bulls Game Song: Metallica – Harvester of Sorrow
Kalahari Night Riders vs. Zimbabwe Bush Squirrel Rebellion
Oh what would the ZBSR be without old CPU running the show? Probably still 0-3, but man did they take a downhill dump after Bort nerfed their star wide receiver after their season 3 playoff run. Now I know how Rams fans feel watching this team slide further and further into suckiness. I feel safe betting on Kalahari this week, even with the curse.
Kalahari Game Song: The Rolling Stones – Start Me Up
ZBSR Game Song: Johnny Cash – Dirty Old Egg-Suckin’ Dog
Tijuana Thundercats vs. African Killer Frogs
The Frogs have defiantly not given up anything and are making impressive showings in their games, and most likely will fight off relegation and hopefully get a better recruiting class in the offseason. However, I don’t think it is enough against the Donkey Punching Thundercats HOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Tijuana takes another kilo across the endzone for the victory.
Tijuana Game Song: Tim McGraw – That’s Why God Made Mexico
Frogs Game Song: Rush – Stick it Out
Bombali Brown-Browns vs. Sahara ShadowChasers
Sahara shocked me (and a few others) last week by upsetting the Marvins. The Browns have been 50/50, beating one good team, losing to another and then rolling the easy team. But something (namely the curse) has me picking the Brown Browns. Not sure why they went with Brown Browns though, it’s like the extra Bay on Bay Bay Bay on Real Chance of Love…just not necessary. Neither are the real Browns AMIRITE!?!?!?! Bombali wins though.
Bombali Game Song: Guns N Roses – Mr. Brownstone
Sahara Game Song: Joe Nichols – Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off
Ethiopian Starvin' Marvins vs. Congo Gorillas
Ugh, gimmee win. So the question will be, how much will Ethiopia score? I’m guessing 375 myself. Congo needs to spam Bort some more IMO.
Ethiopia Game Song: Ministry – Rio Grande Blood
Congo Game Song: Metallica – Remember Tomorrow
Fort Wayne Generals vs. Beltway Bandits
Good luck Beltway, hope it’s a fun one
Mozambique Starvin Marvins vs. Zimbabwe Beavers
Can Robb in Virginia recover from last week’s upset? Probably. Can Zimbabwe also keep Zique in a losing streak? Probably. /me flips coin……..Zimbabwe wins. (I ain’t getting blamed this time if Robb loses)
Zique Game Song: Joy Division – Something Must Break
Zimbabwe Game Song: Primus – Wynonna’s Big Brown Beaver (Probably used it before, but I’m tired and don’t give a F*&K)
South African Bulls vs. Seychelles Island Sea Wolves
Seychelles rolls, my last game prediction came true, and we kept KFed down, which is all that matters (To us), but he should be back this game.
P.S. our last game…Chivas: 3 tackles, 1 sack, 1 FF. KFed: 3 tackles, big goose eggs everywhere else. Suck it Konstantine.
P.S.S. Good luck to the rest of Seychelles
Seychelles Game Song: Duran Duran – A View to a Kill
South African Bull Game Song: Danzig – It’s Coming Down
For the life of me I will never figure out why Jupiter isn’t better than they are. They have a solid lineup on paper, but they either have the worst builds in the universe, or just don’t gameplan. They also have an 0-4 record after today since the Bulls will crush their spirit and devour their souls.
Jupiter Game Song: Nine Inch Nails – Suck
Bulls Game Song: Metallica – Harvester of Sorrow
Kalahari Night Riders vs. Zimbabwe Bush Squirrel Rebellion
Oh what would the ZBSR be without old CPU running the show? Probably still 0-3, but man did they take a downhill dump after Bort nerfed their star wide receiver after their season 3 playoff run. Now I know how Rams fans feel watching this team slide further and further into suckiness. I feel safe betting on Kalahari this week, even with the curse.
Kalahari Game Song: The Rolling Stones – Start Me Up
ZBSR Game Song: Johnny Cash – Dirty Old Egg-Suckin’ Dog
Tijuana Thundercats vs. African Killer Frogs
The Frogs have defiantly not given up anything and are making impressive showings in their games, and most likely will fight off relegation and hopefully get a better recruiting class in the offseason. However, I don’t think it is enough against the Donkey Punching Thundercats HOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Tijuana takes another kilo across the endzone for the victory.
Tijuana Game Song: Tim McGraw – That’s Why God Made Mexico
Frogs Game Song: Rush – Stick it Out
Bombali Brown-Browns vs. Sahara ShadowChasers
Sahara shocked me (and a few others) last week by upsetting the Marvins. The Browns have been 50/50, beating one good team, losing to another and then rolling the easy team. But something (namely the curse) has me picking the Brown Browns. Not sure why they went with Brown Browns though, it’s like the extra Bay on Bay Bay Bay on Real Chance of Love…just not necessary. Neither are the real Browns AMIRITE!?!?!?! Bombali wins though.
Bombali Game Song: Guns N Roses – Mr. Brownstone
Sahara Game Song: Joe Nichols – Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off
Ethiopian Starvin' Marvins vs. Congo Gorillas
Ugh, gimmee win. So the question will be, how much will Ethiopia score? I’m guessing 375 myself. Congo needs to spam Bort some more IMO.
Ethiopia Game Song: Ministry – Rio Grande Blood
Congo Game Song: Metallica – Remember Tomorrow
Fort Wayne Generals vs. Beltway Bandits
Good luck Beltway, hope it’s a fun one
Mozambique Starvin Marvins vs. Zimbabwe Beavers
Can Robb in Virginia recover from last week’s upset? Probably. Can Zimbabwe also keep Zique in a losing streak? Probably. /me flips coin……..Zimbabwe wins. (I ain’t getting blamed this time if Robb loses)
Zique Game Song: Joy Division – Something Must Break
Zimbabwe Game Song: Primus – Wynonna’s Big Brown Beaver (Probably used it before, but I’m tired and don’t give a F*&K)
South African Bulls vs. Seychelles Island Sea Wolves
Seychelles rolls, my last game prediction came true, and we kept KFed down, which is all that matters (To us), but he should be back this game.
P.S. our last game…Chivas: 3 tackles, 1 sack, 1 FF. KFed: 3 tackles, big goose eggs everywhere else. Suck it Konstantine.
P.S.S. Good luck to the rest of Seychelles
Seychelles Game Song: Duran Duran – A View to a Kill
South African Bull Game Song: Danzig – It’s Coming Down






























