In a packed and boisterous Press Room, high up in the luxurious surroundings of the Lions Den, hundreds of the Sporting Worlds most renowned journalists, waited impatiently as TUC, the outspoken owner of the Zambia Lions, took his seat at the center of the Press Table.
Immediately the calls of "Who is it TUC?" rose from the waiting crowd. Taking a sip from his bottle of water...
A hush fell over the assorted press as the tension and expectation grew.
"Welcome all” he started “I'll not prolong this any further as we must prepare for a very tough game today. To that end I would like to introduce to you the second part of the already feared rushing attack...for the Zambia Lions...
HB Sam Strong
A shocked silence settled on the room as Mr. Strong emerged from the VIP room. Accompanied by his agent Han Solo the duo took their seats alongside TUC and faced the assembled Press.
"Yes, Andy from ESPN" said TUC indicating that questioning may begin.
Retired coach and now ESPN analyst Andy Reid rose and fired the first question to HB Max Strong
"Max - why Zambia?"
Max moved forward in his seat, casting an eye toward Andy before replying
" Why wouldn't you wanna play for Lions, I couldn't imagine a better place to play than Zambia. Who wouldn't want to run behind an O-Line like this...I also have one of the best FB's in Chewie Bacca blasting holes for me. And of course, joining forces with the BEST RB in all of Africa...Ricky Runn."
TUC indicated a journalist to the back of the room:
"Han - what does an OC do with so many weapons?"
Suprised by the question GM Han Solo smiling from ear to ear
"Thanks John - Nice question actually. Unleash them...
...I'm just glad I'm not the DC for the other teams. I need my sleep"
Caught on the Training ground QB Don McNabb commented "I'm honored that such a great player has chosen to join us - Our offense just got a nice boost...I've been working on my handoffs all week...
...anytime you can add a superstar to your roster, it's always good news"
BREAKING NEWS FROM THE LIONS DEN
Finally reached for comment on his insane hill running workout HB Ricky Runn stated:
”Man, this is great news. I'm thrilled that he's a Lion - I can't wait to bring that 1-2 punch to the field, teams better work on their stamina and depth. Our running game won't miss a beat now"
Now could you tell Max to get out of that fancy suit and get his ass over here...we need to start running hills!”
Immediately the calls of "Who is it TUC?" rose from the waiting crowd. Taking a sip from his bottle of water...
A hush fell over the assorted press as the tension and expectation grew.
"Welcome all” he started “I'll not prolong this any further as we must prepare for a very tough game today. To that end I would like to introduce to you the second part of the already feared rushing attack...for the Zambia Lions...
HB Sam Strong
A shocked silence settled on the room as Mr. Strong emerged from the VIP room. Accompanied by his agent Han Solo the duo took their seats alongside TUC and faced the assembled Press.
"Yes, Andy from ESPN" said TUC indicating that questioning may begin.
Retired coach and now ESPN analyst Andy Reid rose and fired the first question to HB Max Strong
"Max - why Zambia?"
Max moved forward in his seat, casting an eye toward Andy before replying
" Why wouldn't you wanna play for Lions, I couldn't imagine a better place to play than Zambia. Who wouldn't want to run behind an O-Line like this...I also have one of the best FB's in Chewie Bacca blasting holes for me. And of course, joining forces with the BEST RB in all of Africa...Ricky Runn."
TUC indicated a journalist to the back of the room:
"Han - what does an OC do with so many weapons?"
Suprised by the question GM Han Solo smiling from ear to ear
"Thanks John - Nice question actually. Unleash them...
...I'm just glad I'm not the DC for the other teams. I need my sleep"Caught on the Training ground QB Don McNabb commented "I'm honored that such a great player has chosen to join us - Our offense just got a nice boost...I've been working on my handoffs all week...
...anytime you can add a superstar to your roster, it's always good news"BREAKING NEWS FROM THE LIONS DEN
Finally reached for comment on his insane hill running workout HB Ricky Runn stated:
”Man, this is great news. I'm thrilled that he's a Lion - I can't wait to bring that 1-2 punch to the field, teams better work on their stamina and depth. Our running game won't miss a beat now"
Now could you tell Max to get out of that fancy suit and get his ass over here...we need to start running hills!”
