Warrior General Games

Rachel Iwanthalfyerdough here!

We're live in Algoma after a stunning victory for the Rockers over the heavily favored Saskatchewan Limas...With me now is the Mouth of the North, Gotcha McGillicuddy.

RI: Gotcha, how do you feel after today's big upset victory.

Gotcha: *throws a glare at Rachel* "Upset? Who's upset? We, well, mainly I, just parted the red Saskatchewan sea baby on our pilgrimage to championship Jesus. Look at all these fans around you!" *points to the thousands upon thousands of Gotchamaniacs in the crowd* "You know where they're goin?"

RI: "Home?"

Gotcha: "Ya know...I seriously don't know why I put up with this broad interview stuff...No...Not home ya silly woman...They're going to cross the Canadian border to apply for their Canadian citizenship...Just being a citizen of the same country as Gotcha has been known to cure illnesses...Who is Gotcha to question science?"

RI: "Do you think this game has put the rest of the league on notice?"

Gotcha: "Notice? What? You mean like they acknowledge Gotcha? What kind of stupid f*cking question is that? Ask their team janitors what they think of 'notice' as their cleaning up, you know, #1 from their half lineman half receiver good for nuthin's..."

RI: "Speaking of opposing tight ends, Gotcha, you made a big play today on Lucca Begliomini, one of Saskatchewan's tight ends, ripping an interception right out of his hands...Thoughts?"

Gotcha: "Who?"

RI: "Uh...Lucca...Begliomini?"

Gotcha: "The blind opera singer guy on the Today show?"

RI: "Ummm...No...That's Andrea Bocelli Gotcha."

Gotcha: "No...I think they are about the same football player."

RI: *chuckles a bit* "Gotcha, that's the first time I've actually found you....funny...about anything."

Gotcha: "Who are you again? And why does Gotcha care? And why are you preventing him from celebrating with booze and hookers that jump out of cakes?"

RI: "Ummm.." *whispers* "This is live across the country Gotcha...Children are watching!" *back to normal voice "Anything else you would like to say before we end?"

Gotcha: "Yeah, Gotcha would like to say one more thing to the city of Saskatchewan and its team."

RI: "And what is that?"

Gotcha: "Can you read the back of Gotcha's jersey for him right quick before toots?"

RI: "Ummm...huh?"

Gotcha: "Read the back of me jersey woman."

RI: "It says...........'Gotcha'."

Gotcha: *smiles and walks away*

-fade to black-

I must correct Gotcha...we do NOT have Hookers! We are Rockers...we do not have to pay so they are considered Groupies not Hookers.

you beat lima.... congrats....

I want to party w/ Algoma

Live on the streets of Laval *Rachel meets up with Ryan as he is getting back on the team plane*

Rachel: ryan ryan! over hear.

Ryan: yes rachel?

Rachel: what are your reactions to todays loss against Laval?

Ryan: it was frustrating, we had plenty of chances to score but we couldnt pull it off.

Rachel: well you play algoma next, and you know gotcha is going to think he can cover Witten Haw

Ryan: he must be mistaken now isnt he?

Rachel: well they pulled off the upset win at Lima today

Ryan: does nobody remember who limas were last year? they were one of the worst teams in the league and this offseason they recruited a little bit but it wasnt a lot. i played for the Limas a few seasons ago, theres gotta be something wrong with tactics that team always seemed to give games away.

Rachel: so your confident going back home to play algoma?

Ryan: more confident then OJ going to court. not the last time im talking the first time *snuckles a little bit*

Rachel: thats a good comparision there. what are you going to change at practice tomorrow?

Ryan: PRACTICE? you talking bout PRACTICE?

Rachel: well.... yes practice

Ryan: we dont practice, we go over to general zods house and watch game film on his 400 inch movie projector. dont need no stinkin practice....

*jets engines start to fire up*

Rachel: well it looks like you have to go, one last question, what are your opinions about now being ranked 9th in the league at 2-1

Ryan: rankings dont matter to me until week 16. some teams will drop, just wait... they havent played any competition yet. we have and theres still a long way to go.

*ryan hops on the plan as the doors close behind him and the jet takes off into the air*

very nice
I laughed, I cried, I ate Canadian Bacon

Guess you should have practiced... Might want to think about selling that 400 inch projector and jet to pay the salaries of your over-paid players....

Originally posted by djjacket
Guess you should have practiced... Might want to think about selling that 400 inch projector and jet to pay the salaries of your over-paid players....


LMAO!!! Algoma would plays for peanuts, we just love the game.