Ok, for those of you playing along at home (or in the other thread), here's the correct answers (or at least what the fancy new random number generator came up with):
Alpha
Sumatra Sting 2-0 at Tibet Psychonauts 1-1
The Sting have an early eye on a playoff run, something Tibet accomplished last year in their first season at AA. Sumatra tries to pull their best Johnny Hooker impersonation, but the Psychonauts have the answer for this con. In an upset, Psychonauts by 1.
Singapore J.B. Lions 2-0 at Alpha Beta's 0-2
You must admit that Alpha Beta has had the toughest welcome to AA of any of the new teams with the Rush and the Mountain Men in the first two weeks. This week the Lions get to lap up what’s left of the Alpha Beta soup. Lions by 14.
Hell Valley Snow Monkeys 1-1 at Salford Storm 2-0
One of these two teams just may get a home playoff game this season, this matchup could be the determining factor. Apparently Hell Valley likes winter time, but in this one Salford brews up a good old fashion summer Storm and the Snow Monkeys melt under the pressure. Storm by 3.
Cambodia Mountain Men 2-0 at Manila Cyberballers 0-2
The Cyberballers are having a tough time rolling right now, they have gotten hammered in their first two games. I am afraid that they will find the mountains of Cambodia all uphill. Mountain Men by 35.
Algeria Addiction 2-0 at Brutal Deluxe 1-1
The Lions snacked on the Deluxe last week, leaving little for Algeria to feast on this week. Does the Deluxe come with special sauce? They will need something special to hand with Algeria. Addition by 28.
Subic Bay Admirals 1-1 at Phuket Water Dragons 1-1
Subic Bay finds their ship rocking a bit as the Water Dragons surface. The Admirals give a valiant effort but the Dragons respond as the crowd chants “Phuket.” Water Dragons by 7.
Pontianak Firebirds 1-1 at Pingree Grove Pits 0-2
The Pits need something good to happen before this season turns into the pits. Not this week, as Pontianak comes to town and leaves nothing but ashes in Pingree Grove. Firebirds by 14.
Mount Fiji Dogs 0-2 at Jakarta Yellow Devils 1-1
You have to applaud the Jakarta effort vs. the Addiction last week. No one has let the Dogs out yet this season, don’t count on the Devils doing it. Yellow Devils by 7.
Zeta
Arctic Avalanche 0-2 at Palembang Tigers 2-0
The Tigers are quickly earning their stripes in AA. This week they need to walk softly as to not start the Avalanche. Tigers by 14.
San Fran Gold Rush 2-0 at Shanghai Cheetahs 0-2
The official Zeta welcoming team visits Shanghai this week. The cheerleaders don’t even bother coming to this one. Gold Rush by 45.
Hanoi Predators 0-2 at Shanghai Shadow Dragons 2-0
The Shadow Dragons are showing the Shanghai belongs to them, not the Cheetahs. The Predators have no clue where they are, they certainly haven’t been close to the endzone yet. Shadow Dragons by 50.
Kyoto Samurai 0-2 at Sault Ste Marie Metalheads 2-0
That Samurai “kung-fu” crap does nothing for the Metalheads. Metalheads by 65.
Thung Yai Tigers 1-1 at Thailand Cheap Toys 2-0
These are not the Toys that Tigers like to play with. Evolution sits in and the Tigers look like kittens chasing their tails by the time this one is over. Toys by 21.
Midway Maulers 1-1 at The Elephant Riders 1-1
The Maulers actually did some mauling last week, albeit against the hapless Waves. This week they are pillaged. Riders by 35.
Tibetan Drunk Monks 0-2 at Garut Fire Horses 1-1
What do you get when you cross a Monk with a Horse? I have no clue, but there’s got to be a good punch line in their somewhere. Fire Horses by 10.
The Pretenders 1-1 at SBI Waves 0-2
The Pretenders play “Name That Score” this week. No need to buy a vowel. Pretenders by 85.
Alpha
Sumatra Sting 2-0 at Tibet Psychonauts 1-1
The Sting have an early eye on a playoff run, something Tibet accomplished last year in their first season at AA. Sumatra tries to pull their best Johnny Hooker impersonation, but the Psychonauts have the answer for this con. In an upset, Psychonauts by 1.
Singapore J.B. Lions 2-0 at Alpha Beta's 0-2
You must admit that Alpha Beta has had the toughest welcome to AA of any of the new teams with the Rush and the Mountain Men in the first two weeks. This week the Lions get to lap up what’s left of the Alpha Beta soup. Lions by 14.
Hell Valley Snow Monkeys 1-1 at Salford Storm 2-0
One of these two teams just may get a home playoff game this season, this matchup could be the determining factor. Apparently Hell Valley likes winter time, but in this one Salford brews up a good old fashion summer Storm and the Snow Monkeys melt under the pressure. Storm by 3.
Cambodia Mountain Men 2-0 at Manila Cyberballers 0-2
The Cyberballers are having a tough time rolling right now, they have gotten hammered in their first two games. I am afraid that they will find the mountains of Cambodia all uphill. Mountain Men by 35.
Algeria Addiction 2-0 at Brutal Deluxe 1-1
The Lions snacked on the Deluxe last week, leaving little for Algeria to feast on this week. Does the Deluxe come with special sauce? They will need something special to hand with Algeria. Addition by 28.
Subic Bay Admirals 1-1 at Phuket Water Dragons 1-1
Subic Bay finds their ship rocking a bit as the Water Dragons surface. The Admirals give a valiant effort but the Dragons respond as the crowd chants “Phuket.” Water Dragons by 7.
Pontianak Firebirds 1-1 at Pingree Grove Pits 0-2
The Pits need something good to happen before this season turns into the pits. Not this week, as Pontianak comes to town and leaves nothing but ashes in Pingree Grove. Firebirds by 14.
Mount Fiji Dogs 0-2 at Jakarta Yellow Devils 1-1
You have to applaud the Jakarta effort vs. the Addiction last week. No one has let the Dogs out yet this season, don’t count on the Devils doing it. Yellow Devils by 7.
Zeta
Arctic Avalanche 0-2 at Palembang Tigers 2-0
The Tigers are quickly earning their stripes in AA. This week they need to walk softly as to not start the Avalanche. Tigers by 14.
San Fran Gold Rush 2-0 at Shanghai Cheetahs 0-2
The official Zeta welcoming team visits Shanghai this week. The cheerleaders don’t even bother coming to this one. Gold Rush by 45.
Hanoi Predators 0-2 at Shanghai Shadow Dragons 2-0
The Shadow Dragons are showing the Shanghai belongs to them, not the Cheetahs. The Predators have no clue where they are, they certainly haven’t been close to the endzone yet. Shadow Dragons by 50.
Kyoto Samurai 0-2 at Sault Ste Marie Metalheads 2-0
That Samurai “kung-fu” crap does nothing for the Metalheads. Metalheads by 65.
Thung Yai Tigers 1-1 at Thailand Cheap Toys 2-0
These are not the Toys that Tigers like to play with. Evolution sits in and the Tigers look like kittens chasing their tails by the time this one is over. Toys by 21.
Midway Maulers 1-1 at The Elephant Riders 1-1
The Maulers actually did some mauling last week, albeit against the hapless Waves. This week they are pillaged. Riders by 35.
Tibetan Drunk Monks 0-2 at Garut Fire Horses 1-1
What do you get when you cross a Monk with a Horse? I have no clue, but there’s got to be a good punch line in their somewhere. Fire Horses by 10.
The Pretenders 1-1 at SBI Waves 0-2
The Pretenders play “Name That Score” this week. No need to buy a vowel. Pretenders by 85.
