Warrior General Games

OK now that the whole interleague thing is out of the way, time to bring back the only preds worth a shit, the Lion Jukebox style! Thanks for the drink Ben, Chivas is now mellow as Jell-O and ready to kick this back into old school gear yo!

Congo Gorillas vs. Zimbabwe Beavers
The Congo Gorillas fit in this league like a glove... personality wise. It is a damn shame that Bort f*&ked them and they are stuck level wise in this league, cause they are real stand up guys. The Beavers however have been a stronghold since their promotion to this league in season 4. They should easily be 2-0 after this game and look like a force to be reckoned with yet again.

Congo Game Song: Leonard Cohen – Waiting for the Miracle
Zimbabwe Beavers Game Song: Iron Maiden – Running Free

Mozambique Starvin Marvins vs. Zimbabwe Bush Squirrel Rebellion
The rise and fall of Zimbabwe is only outdone by Rome. Playoff surprise powerhouses of season 3 slowly tinkering off into oblivion before finally selling out and going CPU. Robb and crew should dispatch of this roadkill this game, and if they don’t, I shall taunt them a second time.

Mozambique Game Song: Radiohead – Go to Sleep
Zimbabwe Game Song: Pearl Jam – Nothingman

Kalahari Night Riders vs. Beltway Bandits
Being one of the top dogs in AAA#1 for three seasons: Cool
Having a top notch owner and great GM’s: Sweet
Losing to a 65 yard f*%ing field goal: Not so hot
Great regular season success and playoff misery has been owned by both Kalahari and Ethiopia the past three seasons. This season is going to be a real trial for Bengal and Co., and I will not curse them this week with a pick. I am going with Beltway, who look VERY solid despite their loss to the Jinx last week. I just wish there were more fluff teams in this league, cause I really don’t like the prospect of facing teams like these every week

Kalahari Game Song: Skinny Puppy – Optimissed
Beltway Game Song: Motorhead – Sword of Glory

Bombali Brown-Browns vs. Tuscaloosa Bulls
A lot of teams picked the Bulls to win it all this year, and whipping up on the Malice last game sure put them on the right track. They really need to win the next three games before their streak ends against the Generals in game 5. In all seriousness…Bombali has a great team, but they are no match for the Maroon and Black Curtain defense that is Tuscaloosa. Bulls win.

Bombali Game Song: Crucified Barbara – Losing the Game
Tuscaloosa Game Song: Black Label Society – Super Terrorizer

Jupiter Snipers vs. Seychelles Island Sea Wolves
Jupiter’s rebuilding seemed to fall a wee bit short last week…by 100+ points. Last year’s second leading sack master Konstantine proved flaccid his first game with Seychelles (Had to throw that in). However, Konstantine’s gimp ass should do better this week, and Seychelles will be 2-0 after this one, easily rolling over Jupiter.

Jupiter Game Song: Avenged Sevenfold – Trashed and Scattered
Seychelles Game Song: Type O Negative – I Know You’re F*&King Someone Else

Fort Wayne Generals vs. African Killer Frogs
<3 the Frogs. I am hoping we beat you guys today, but it will be with sadness in my heart cause you guys rock.

Fort Wayne Game Song: Rob Zombie – Return of the Phantom Stranger
Frogs Game Song: Marilyn Manson – Putting Holes in Happiness

Tijuana Thundercats vs. South African Bulls
The Bulls still have the recognition as being the only sold/gutted team in AAA#1 (Yeah that’s right Sunsfan, they are the team you tore apart) to stay in the league. They will struggle though against Tijuana who, despite their week 1 loss, are very tough. Bulls should still be saved from relegation again this season, and hopefully they will add a piece or two to beef them up a bit. Tijuana wins this one.

Tijuana Game Song: Bill Hicks – Great Times on Drugs
Bulls Game Song: Nine Inch Nails - Closer

Ethiopian Starvin' Marvins vs. Sahara ShadowChasers
Game of the Week IMO, the clash of rivals. Ben Sanderson and company have always had great games against the Marvins (Kinda like us…til this season lol) and I am SURE that the Marvins are still itching for payback for their first round loss to Sahara. Regular season games usually bounce Ethiopia’s way, but I am willing to bet Sanderson and company have an Ace up their sleeve for this one and pull the win out over the Marvins.

Marvins Game Song: ABBA – Knowing Me, Knowing You
Sahara Game Song: Primus – Those Damned Blue Collar (Drinkers)

Nice write up. I've gotta say I think I like your picks better than Parab00n's. Mostly because you picked Seychelles to win.

and mine have personality

GREAT Write-up. Many thanks

Did I say something else? No not really

no, you don't understand the game song. It is mostly a play on the title and/or lyrics from the song in regards to the game itself. And only I pick the song You are new here so you get a mulligan on this one, don't let it happen again

Nice write-up Chiv, as always. It's always nice to know you want the Marvins to win... thanks for not jinxing us.

I'm ecstatic over his prediction for us to lose. Thanks!

For those newcomers, it's not always a good thing to be predicted to win by Chivas .

Im not so sure I can like the Shadow Chasers any more if they beat us today. Ben, Jesse... make sure you take that into consideration when gameplanning. You dont want to fall out of favor with me, do you?

Ben will forever be my drinking buddy... doesn't mean I have to like him though.

Originally posted by chivas

<3 the Frogs. I am hoping we beat you guys today, but it will be with sadness in my heart cause you guys rock.



Thanks

Once again Chiv... nice work.

Good luck KF and Crix. You guys killed us in the regular season last year. Hopefully we can ride the wave of our playoff win. I'm still celebrating that.

*hiccup*

CHEERS!!

Should be a good one as usual.

Regardless of the outcome - the next round's on me. You guys can get the one after.

As long as I don't pass out first.

Needs something about DD IMO

Originally posted by kalkmanc
Needs something about DD IMO

DD needs to GTFO and STFU from anything Lion related AMIRITE?

DD game song: Deadmau5 & Melleefres - Attention Whore

There you go Cock...I mean Kalk