Warrior General Games

Without further ado... here are AA4's stadium names and some unsolicited thoughts.

Lion Conference
Djibouti White Tigers - The Tiger Cage - Why would you lock your tigers up? Wouldn't it make it easier to beat them? Silly CPU team.
Lagos Eagles - Hanzo Media Field - Uhhh? What? I don't get it.
Pretoria Pigs - Wacko Arena - Looks very clean. Not at all sty-ish. How's that for crazy!
Zimbabwe Bulls - Trazer Stadium - What? You got Cybex to cough up naming rights? Wow. Those guys are tighter than a six pack of abs!
Detroit Drive-by - Drive-By park - If it's a drive-by, you're not really parked, now are you?
Texas Armadillos - The Flower Mound - I hear all the kids at U North Texas make home games crazy!
Algeria Desert Foxes - Panzer Field - Rommell's got his own luxuy suite.
Strong Badia Tires - The Cinder Block - Homestarrunner thinks your stadium name is lame.
Impending Doom - Impending Dome - Does that mean it's not quite a dome yet but will be any second now?
Rwanda HellFish - The HellFish Aquarium - Nuttin' like livin' life in a fishbowl, eh? Just don't tap the glass, please.
Zanzibar Face-Eaters - Probably The Only Stadium in Africa - Only an all CPU team would be so egocentric.
Banghazi Barbary Lions - Uncle Wally's Strip Club and Fondue Restaurant - Gives new meaning to the snack called Cheese Nips.
Nigerian Nightmares - Darkness Stadium - Let me guess... Nightmare Field was already taken.
The African Predators - Not a Chance Stadium - None? Not even a teensy tiny little one? Man. Yer no fun.
Taipei Little Fish Rangers - Fish Coliseum - And here it was I thought it was the docks that was giving off that smell.
Zulu Brotherhood - The Zulu Fortress - But it's made with sticks and mud paste.

(back with the Elephant Conference later)

Elephant Conference
Uganda Monsoon - The Den - Waterlogged credenzas and chairs. Fantastic!
Ethiopian Food Mongers - Food Monger Stadium - Bzzzzt. Fail. Try Harder.
Carthage Mercenaries - Hamilcar Barca Field - Hannibal would be proud.
Nigerian Nightmares - Nightmare Field - Let me guess... Darkness Stadium was already taken.
Casablanca Golden Eagles - The Eagle's Nest - Ummm... it's called an eyrie.
Nigeria Warriors - The Jungle - Complete with asphalt parking lots, I presume.
Cairo Mummy Warriors - The Tomb - There's a sarcophagus burried under the 50-yard-line. I think Jimmy Hoffa's in it.
Madagascar Grand JagerMenze - JagerBomb Field - It'll get ya hammered AND give you wings!
P-Town Ballaz - Ballaz Stadium - The Food Mongers is not an example to follow. Try harder.
Freetown Jayhawks - Sierra Leone National Stadium - Lungi International Airport is right next door. And they share bathroom facilities.
Ivory Coast Breakers - Breakers Stadium - Wonder if they allow the Wave to be performed by the fans.
Maine Freeze - Big House - Someone's geographically challenged. Ann Arbor is not in Maine... and Maine isn't in Africa.
Mauritius Mountain Lions - The Lion's Den - The Lion's Study just doesn't have the same ring.
Rhodesian Ridgebacks - The Pit - At least it's not called Ridgeback Stadium.
Lethoso Rollers - Steamroller Field - Now we know where the idea for flat gridirons came from
Cardiff Cobras - Viper Pit - I'm tempted to say something biting, but then someone would say I was just being an asp.

i think Cairo and Uganda and Carthage were the only ones not bashed

Originally posted by dman13
i think Cairo and Uganda and Carthage were the only ones not bashed

I musta messed up. I'll try harder next time. I'm usually an equal opportunity basher.

Just trying to get some chatter goin in the forum.

Nope, I think he nailed our stadium! A place to get sloshed and see a great game!

Love the thought. Wacko arena was named after the Pretoria Pigs GM and starting DE Wacko Bronsko. Let's just say he is an inspiration to our team.

I should also add that we have a state of the art stadium that should be completed at the end of Season 6. If only you could see the home locker room, hehe.

Oh and wings!

We are gonna change ours to

The "REAL" Nigerians Field

Since well ...........

genius commentary.

...Cardiff Cobras - Viper Pit - I'm tempted to say something biting, but then someone would say I was just being an asp. ...

brilliant LMFAOROTF

Nice Snickerling. Some very clever comments!

yes, fun fun

Great stuff Snickerling! LOL!

You need to pick the best one from each conference.

Originally posted by Rhuin
yes, fun fun

What we are supposed to have fun????

F OFF!!! (Movie-Knocked up when he was told she was pregnant!! LMAO!!

Originally posted by Smiling Assasain
Great stuff Snickerling! LOL!

You need to pick the best one from each conference.

Best Stadium Name: Lion Conference
Banghazi Barbary Lions - What's not to love about a strip club that serves hot cheese?
Honorable Mention
Texas Armadillos - only because I've been to Flower Mound, TX

Best Stadium Name: Elephant Conference
Carthage Mercenaries - Bonus points for knowing who Hanibal's daddy is... and that he was from Carthage!
Honorable Mention
Mauritius Mountain Lions - The Most Logical name... and my SS plays home games there, so I'm biased.

Worst Stadium Name: Lion Conference
Lagos Eagles - I still don't get it, even with the link provided.

Worst Stadium Name: Elephant Conference
P-Town Ballaz - Zero creativity, and spelling things with a Z only make you look like Coolio's uncool cousin Foolio.