We all know that no matter how good they might be, although good ones are very rare, these just piss almost everyone off no matter what. Well, actually ones that are based on past success don't piss many people off because they're based on something tangible, but these are just my guesses on how everyone would finish the season based on looking at everyone's teams for about 30 seconds if everyone played eachother. I, admittedly, have little faith in them, but for all you who will insult me and/or my mother I have something to say. I'll bet you couldn't make a better list. If you can then I will be pleased to see your list. If you can't, GTFO. Without further ado, prepare to be pissed off.
1. West Scranton Invaders
2. Brantford Mustangs
3. So Cal BDC
4. Tongan Crimson Auha
5. Samoa Gangsters
6. Jersey Wildcats
7. Emerald City Flying Monkeys
8. Mean Machine
9. Fakaofo Bomb Squad
10. Brisbane Heat
11. Canberra Strike
12. Cook Island Convicts
13. Melbourne Dreadnoks
14. Banzai Pipeline 'Nites
15. Saipan Fighters
16. Cascade Cajun Crushers
17. IC Incinerators
18. Brisbane Bandits
19. Vanuatu Kava Sharks
20. Tonga Ikale Tahi
21. Fiji Sea Turtles
22. Fiji Stingers
23. New Zealand Burning Pride
24. Barossa Grapestompers
25. Aussie Cardinals
26. Brisbane Gods
27. Melbourne Thorny Devils
28. G-Town Connection
29. Wagga Wagga Fighting Squirrels
30. Co-op City Blitz
31. Palau Bull Sharks
32. Guinness Celtic Warriors
1. West Scranton Invaders
2. Brantford Mustangs
3. So Cal BDC
4. Tongan Crimson Auha
5. Samoa Gangsters
6. Jersey Wildcats
7. Emerald City Flying Monkeys
8. Mean Machine
9. Fakaofo Bomb Squad
10. Brisbane Heat
11. Canberra Strike
12. Cook Island Convicts
13. Melbourne Dreadnoks
14. Banzai Pipeline 'Nites
15. Saipan Fighters
16. Cascade Cajun Crushers
17. IC Incinerators
18. Brisbane Bandits
19. Vanuatu Kava Sharks
20. Tonga Ikale Tahi
21. Fiji Sea Turtles
22. Fiji Stingers
23. New Zealand Burning Pride
24. Barossa Grapestompers
25. Aussie Cardinals
26. Brisbane Gods
27. Melbourne Thorny Devils
28. G-Town Connection
29. Wagga Wagga Fighting Squirrels
30. Co-op City Blitz
31. Palau Bull Sharks
32. Guinness Celtic Warriors