Warrior General Games

Bored, so I thought I'd come up with an all-name team for each conference. Basically a team of players with the coolest/wackiest/strangest/dorkiest/most offensive names.

Note: Hey Nebraska, you guys have boring names.
Note #2: NY-CA wins the contest for most funny names.
Note #3: WRs have, by far, the most annoyingly cheesiest names of any position.
Note #4: Free Safeties are boring.

Western:
QB: Mutts Knutts (San Jose)
HB1: Lance Justice (Las Vegas)
HB2: Weewilly Winky (NY-CA)
FB: El Queso Grande (Vancouver)
TE1: Dicken Cider (NY-CA)
TE2: Sunshine McAdams (Houston)
WR1: Schlitz Malty' Likker (NY-CA)
WR2: Lady Snowblood (Las Vegas)
WR3: Nightus Crawlus (Waterloo)
LT: Cannonball Battles (Vancouver)
LG: Butterbean ! (Nebraska)
C: Leeeeeeeeeeroy Jenkins (Bloomington)
RG: Al Kahalic (NY-CA)
RT: Luke Atmacock (Chicago)

LDE: Pegleg Von Blitzkrieg (NY-CA) (This one really made me smile)
LDT: Feathercloud Seedling (Ketchikan)
RDT: Tennessee Whiskey (Waterloo)
RDE: Mike Strayhands (Las Vegas)
LOLB: Yor Phucktnow (NY-CA)
MLB/LILB: Gee! You-Knit? (Las Vegas)
RILB: Khomingtarip Urehedauff (Minnesota)
ROLB: Chief Littlemeat (Ketchikan)
CB1: Subject Matter Expert (Vancouver)
CB2: Spartacus Rage (Kentucky)
CB3: Psychotic Bee (Ketchikan)
SS: Cheapshot Artist (Bloomington)
FS: Go Big (Vancouver)

K: Shakes McJunkie (Anchorage)
P: Jerry Atric (NY-CA)

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Eastern Conference coming approximately whenever I feel like it.

Lol great job Warhawk. Yes we pride ourselves in our useless ability to name pretend football players in a way that will make other men smile (crap that doesn't sound gay does it? I retract the statement if it does).

No Ogie Oglethorpe? Shame on you.

Shoot...we're going to have to work on our names...we only got one on the list! :-P

haha there are some good ones in there.

why isnt revolver then warhawk haha

Whoot! butter made the all-name team!

Originally posted by PP Ghost
why isnt revolver then warhawk haha

Well, since I used a theme, I'd have to include all of them or none of them, so I decided to just disqualify my players.

And I'll do the eastern conference tomorrow. Going out drinking tonight though.

Great list.

SME made it. Gotta love military acronyms.

Grr.. We have boring names lol
Oh well. I don't need a flashy name to win.

How can a QB named DontWant TheBall not make the list?!!!!

Hey check out one of our G's now! his name is Chubbs Mcpoopsicle! I think that deserves to be up there

He obviously isn't looking at the bench too. Else, how could he have missed Pot Belly Bill(G) and Kid Charlemagne(SS).