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In lieu of starting our own website (because the owner is too damned lazy & internet impaired), this is a team thread for all things relating to the Reapers who were recently promoted to make every day Halloween in WE-AA#4 Alpha. http://www.geocities.com/rbl100102/ReaperHelmet.jpg
(Which down har, is pronounced "Rapers."
) And "whar" exactly is down "har" you mat ask? - Grim is actually a real place, located just outsad of Shreveport, Louisiana.... http://www.geocities.com/rbl100102/Grim_Map.gif
And "what" may you ask is a team from Louisiana doing playing in Western Europe? - Just planning ahead for when we're in the USA Pro League.
Our Stadium is officially know as Apocalypse Stadium.... http://www.geocities.com/rbl100102/ReaperStadium4.JPG
....but the locals usually just refer to it as "The Round Coffin."
Statues and artwork with the Grim Reapers theme adorn the interior, for example: http://www.geocities.com/rbl100102/Reaper_Mantle.jpg
We have a licensed franchise of the famous Bucket of Blood Saloon inside the stadium. http://www.geocities.com/rbl100102/boblood.jpeg We've color coded our tickets so that bearers of a black Grim Reapers faithful ticket can show their ticket at the Bucket of Blood and receive a complementary Death in a Bottle. http://www.geocities.com/rbl100102/Death_in_a_Bottle.jpg Not to mistreat our opponents misguided fans attending their favorite team's execution, they may present their blood-red visitors ticket and receive a complimentary.... http://www.geocities.com/rbl100102/Dead_Guy.jpg
To further elaborate upon the extraordinary amenities y'all can expect to find down here in Apocalypse Stadium, we’re fully prepared to accommodate players & staff members who succumb to the cold, macabre touch of the Grim Reapers and (predictably) don’t survive their “dance with death” here in Grim. While almost all modern football stadiums have a state-of-the-art hospital facilities, Apocalypse Stadium is unique in all of football by also having a full service mortuary on-site: http://www.geocities.com/rbl100102/embalmlab.jpeg
We have a wide range of caskets available, ranging from the modern traditional.... http://www.geocities.com/rbl100102/CopperCasket.jpg ....to the basic "pine box" for cash-strapped franchises. http://www.geocities.com/rbl100102/AssembledCasket.jpeg
For those preferring a coffin, we have those available too.... http://www.geocities.com/rbl100102/Coffin2.jpeg ....all of which can be emblazoned with your franchise logos and artwork for an additional fee.
For those owners who are royally pissed at the performance of their team, they can add the ultimate insult by shipping the bodies home in our very special cardboard casket: http://www.geocities.com/rbl100102/CardboardCasket.jpeg
Dead players & staffers will be transported via our state-of-the art fleet of ultra-modern hearses, or at additional expense in one of our fully restored antique hearses: http://www.geocities.com/rbl100102/Hearse20.jpeg
For staff members getting the axe, we have the insulting "Pink Hearse" with an available "GM's Executive Trailer" for those special occasions when the entire "Top Brass" gets expunged at the same time. http://www.geocities.com/rbl100102/PinkHearse.JPG
We even have custom grave markers available and mausoleum facilities as well. (Or if the owner is really, really bent, we can just throw the bodies out for the gators for no charge.)
For all those who depart this veil of tears here in Grim, a stone memorial will adorn the walls of Apocalypse Stadium to permanently enshrine our Victims of Honor. - Rest assured (and in peace), we are sparing no expense to ensure that y'all will be very well cared for both before and after your expiration when y'all visit us down har in Grim. http://www.geocities.com/rbl100102/grim03.gif
So welcome to the Apocalypse ladies, gentlemen and "other," to the 1st season of the Grim Reapers in our new digs. We're very glad you're here and we invite you to check into our luxury accommodations next door to the stadium, the Hotel California.
Reb
In lieu of starting our own website (because the owner is too damned lazy & internet impaired), this is a team thread for all things relating to the Reapers who were recently promoted to make every day Halloween in WE-AA#4 Alpha. http://www.geocities.com/rbl100102/ReaperHelmet.jpg
(Which down har, is pronounced "Rapers."
) And "whar" exactly is down "har" you mat ask? - Grim is actually a real place, located just outsad of Shreveport, Louisiana.... http://www.geocities.com/rbl100102/Grim_Map.gifAnd "what" may you ask is a team from Louisiana doing playing in Western Europe? - Just planning ahead for when we're in the USA Pro League.
Our Stadium is officially know as Apocalypse Stadium.... http://www.geocities.com/rbl100102/ReaperStadium4.JPG
....but the locals usually just refer to it as "The Round Coffin."
Statues and artwork with the Grim Reapers theme adorn the interior, for example: http://www.geocities.com/rbl100102/Reaper_Mantle.jpg
We have a licensed franchise of the famous Bucket of Blood Saloon inside the stadium. http://www.geocities.com/rbl100102/boblood.jpeg We've color coded our tickets so that bearers of a black Grim Reapers faithful ticket can show their ticket at the Bucket of Blood and receive a complementary Death in a Bottle. http://www.geocities.com/rbl100102/Death_in_a_Bottle.jpg Not to mistreat our opponents misguided fans attending their favorite team's execution, they may present their blood-red visitors ticket and receive a complimentary.... http://www.geocities.com/rbl100102/Dead_Guy.jpg
To further elaborate upon the extraordinary amenities y'all can expect to find down here in Apocalypse Stadium, we’re fully prepared to accommodate players & staff members who succumb to the cold, macabre touch of the Grim Reapers and (predictably) don’t survive their “dance with death” here in Grim. While almost all modern football stadiums have a state-of-the-art hospital facilities, Apocalypse Stadium is unique in all of football by also having a full service mortuary on-site: http://www.geocities.com/rbl100102/embalmlab.jpeg
We have a wide range of caskets available, ranging from the modern traditional.... http://www.geocities.com/rbl100102/CopperCasket.jpg ....to the basic "pine box" for cash-strapped franchises. http://www.geocities.com/rbl100102/AssembledCasket.jpeg
For those preferring a coffin, we have those available too.... http://www.geocities.com/rbl100102/Coffin2.jpeg ....all of which can be emblazoned with your franchise logos and artwork for an additional fee.
For those owners who are royally pissed at the performance of their team, they can add the ultimate insult by shipping the bodies home in our very special cardboard casket: http://www.geocities.com/rbl100102/CardboardCasket.jpeg
Dead players & staffers will be transported via our state-of-the art fleet of ultra-modern hearses, or at additional expense in one of our fully restored antique hearses: http://www.geocities.com/rbl100102/Hearse20.jpeg
For staff members getting the axe, we have the insulting "Pink Hearse" with an available "GM's Executive Trailer" for those special occasions when the entire "Top Brass" gets expunged at the same time. http://www.geocities.com/rbl100102/PinkHearse.JPG
We even have custom grave markers available and mausoleum facilities as well. (Or if the owner is really, really bent, we can just throw the bodies out for the gators for no charge.)
For all those who depart this veil of tears here in Grim, a stone memorial will adorn the walls of Apocalypse Stadium to permanently enshrine our Victims of Honor. - Rest assured (and in peace), we are sparing no expense to ensure that y'all will be very well cared for both before and after your expiration when y'all visit us down har in Grim. http://www.geocities.com/rbl100102/grim03.gif
So welcome to the Apocalypse ladies, gentlemen and "other," to the 1st season of the Grim Reapers in our new digs. We're very glad you're here and we invite you to check into our luxury accommodations next door to the stadium, the Hotel California.
Reb
