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http://goallineblitz.com/game/playoff_bracket.pl?league_id=131&conference_id=0

The bracket will be also updated at our wiki page.
http://www.glbwiki.com/index.php?title=Eastern_Europe_A_3#Playoffs_-_Season_5

1. Warsaw Wrath vs 8. Krakow Blitz
2. Business Time vs 7. Helsinki Hellrazors
3. Chernobyl Toxic Avengers vs 6. Greece Lightning
4. Texas Red Dragons vs 5. Stary Oskol Black Belts

1. Vilnius Iron Wolves vs 8. Jefferson City Bucks
2. Tallinn Tigers vs 7. Chester Romans
3. Belarus Death Machine vs 6. Maribor Triforce
4. Morgantown Biscuits vs 5. WhatsaMatta U Fighting Elk

What happened to Gotland? I thought they were a lock? Did someone miss a number in their math?

Props to Blitz for hanging in there! Good luck!

Like the #2 spot

#2 over #7

#4 > #2

Originally posted by mw54finest
http://goallineblitz.com/game/playoff_bracket.pl?league_id=131&conference_id=0

1. Vilnius Iron Wolves vs 8. Jefferson City Bucks


Smack it slap and rub down here come the BUCKS baby!

Originally posted by sndhillshntr
Like the #2 spot

#2 over #7


I'm glad you are confident, but I am terrified about our #2-#7 matchup. Helsinki has a SOLID club.

I'm glad the Elk will get real excited and think they have a chance of beating us only to lose by 14+

Originally posted by ericarnold86
I'm glad the Elk will get real excited and think they have a chance of beating us only to lose by 14+

GO ahead and talk smack. We can take it. WHo knows. This time the game might be ours.

Originally posted by ericarnold86
I'm glad the Elk will get real excited and think they have a chance of beating us only to lose by 14+

yer only predicting 14??? hmmm.... that doesn't seem right.... you must be losing confidence in your team or something.... i was surely expecting you to tell us you'll blank us....

either i'm getting immune, or your trash talking is seriously starting to suck...

Originally posted by Daniel Gage
Originally posted by ericarnold86

I'm glad the Elk will get real excited and think they have a chance of beating us only to lose by 14+

yer only predicting 14??? hmmm.... that doesn't seem right.... you must be losing confidence in your team or something.... i was surely expecting you to tell us you'll blank us....

either i'm getting immune, or your trash talking is seriously starting to suck...

i was pretty proud of my one trash talk yesterday or whatever day it was i kinda live in a world without space-time continuum

that said.....14-0 isnt that outlandish although 21-7 with your points coming off of either a 100+ yard pick6 or a fumble recovery for td is much more likely.

our offense gives up more tds than our d

*edit* had some typos and stuff......didn't sleep a wink last night kinda loopy

Originally posted by Daniel Gage

either i'm getting immune, or your trash talking is seriously starting to suck...

Why did you have to wake me from my slumber...

First lets break down your logo... I mean It's pretty bad ass for an elk when you glance over it, then you go "lol bowinkle is on steroids."

Antlers: A-. They look pretty sharp and I think I count 8 points. That's about accurate because you average that many against real teams.

Ears: F. I'm sorry. What are those? Clodhoppers? Is Ross Perot an Elk?

Face: D-. This is really disturbing. You're nose is bigger than your eyes Carl Malden. Then it looks like you have some hybrid guido blowout/geri curl combo up top.

Shoulders and Arms: B. Pretty manly. I'm concerned that your man boobs are asymmetrical however, and it looks like you have cancer growing out of his left shoulder.

Torso: F------ for infinity. WTF IS THIS? DID GUMBY DRAW AN EXCEL SPREADSHEET ON HIS ABS TO LOOK BUFF? I've seen Pez Dispensers with more girth than that.

I actually like the logo you use for your OLine better. It's classy and standing with four appendages on the ground with its rear up, which is standard for your team....


















But I'm not done. On to my favorite player names:

Micki Bahoop, level 32 RB/SECRET WEAPON ZOMG: True story. The only Micki I've met was a stripper with a c-section in Jefferson WV. Sadly, her kitty wasn't as cute as this guys.

French Snow, level 19 TE: I think I read about this sex act on UrbanDictionary once.

Randy Lightning, Level 25 DE: This is the coolest person on your team because this is the greatest porn name I've ever seen and I will use it when I break in to the industry.

Dinky Biscuits, Level 21 LB: A terrible human being with a sacrilegious name. Should be banned.

Jaguar Paw Apocalypto, Level 21 WR: I've never seen the movie but maybe if he quit teaching your WR corps how to play Kano, they could drop the hearts in their hand and actually catch some balls (48 drops on 190 total attempts = 25.3% poo). Also his picture makes me not want to touch myself, its possessed troy polamalu.

Thats about it.

Sorry about what's gonna happen Friday morning.

that's better.. but about halfway through i starte..... *yawn* shoot.. i forget...must not have been that important.

Warsaw(16-0) vs Krakow(9-7) - The first time these 2 teams met in Week 3, Warsaw ran away with a 56-7 victory. The Blitz has done a great job of upgrading its O-Line and backfield since then but it won't be enough as the Wrath(ranked #1 in Pass O, Run O, Pass D, and Run D) unleash on them........Warsaw 59.....Krakow 16.

Business Time(15-1) vs Helsinki(10-6) - Business Time won the last meeting between these two teams 28-16 behind the strength of their passing game. The Hellraisers keep it closer this time, but BT wins in the end........Business 29.....Helsinki 25.

GAME OF THE WEEK
Chernobyl(14-2) vs Greece(11-5) - Chernobyl won the last matchup between these two teams in Week 3(27-24) despite Greece trying to control the game clock by holding onto the ball for 77 plays vs Chernoby's 52. Chernobyl scored inside the last 2 minutes to win the game. This time is very similar but a missed extra point costs the Toxic Avengers the game........Chernobyl 32.....Greece 33.

Texas(11-5) vs Stary Oskol(11-5) - TO's cost Stary Oskol the last time these teams met as Texas won 34-30. The Black Belts have learned from their mistakes........Texas 32.....Stary Oskol 37.

Vilnius(16-0) vs Jefferson City(9-7) - It was only a few games ago that Vilnius ran all over the Bucks on the way to a 44-13 victory. Look for more of the same........Vilnius 42.....Jefferson City 16.

Tallinn(14-2) vs Chester(9-7) - Tallinn hit Chester with a balanced attack last time enroute to a 37-10 victory. Chester fights valiantly to keep the game closer this time........Tallinn 31.....Chester 18.

Belarus(14-2) vs Maribor(10-6) - Belarus won the first matchup 34-0 in Week 4. Maribor has managed to upgrade several key positions since then but Survey Say *Bzzzz* continues to wreak havoc on opposing QBs........Belarus 33.....Maribor 14.

Morgantown(13-3) vs WhatsaMatta U(11-5) - A two-game losing streak has sent the Biscuits to the #4 seed, so they take their frustration out on the Fighting Elk........Morgantown 27.....WhatsaMatta U 16.

Originally posted by Jabber40
Vilnius(16-0) vs Jefferson City(9-7) - It was only a few games ago that Vilnius ran all over the Bucks on the way to a 44-13 victory. Look for more of the same........Vilnius 42.....Jefferson City 16.

Maybe... but did you notice the score got closer? lol