First off the disclaimer. I havent done predictions since season 2 and I try to do it with a sense of humor. If you take offense to it, you can bite me! 
#5 Canton Hall Of Famers vs. #1 Eleven Wise Monkeys
I take NO interest in this game. The Monkeys suck and they tend to fling poop all over the field. Unfortunately the Canton Hall of Famers are too sophisticated to play on poop and stay on the sidelines. Monkeys win 9-27
#13 Space Coast Storm Surge vs. #10 Colorado Storm
Storm vs Storm! I predict the Storm will win! Now the question is WHICH Storm blows more! Well, they both blow but I thnk the Storm from Colorado blow less! I am calling the upset here though - Space Coast win 23-21
#12 USAORG Exiles vs. #2 D.C. Warriors
Warriors suck and get blown out here!This makes the Monkeys happy, that is until they find out the blow as in the locker room prior to the game. This makes the Warriors play fast and loose (kind of like their cheerleaders...) and spells bad new for the Exiles. Sorry guys, its back to Exile Island for you! Warriors win 60-14
#7 French Lick Dirty Whorns vs. #3 Orlando Dogg Pound
Those damn Dirty Whorns! Every time I say that I think of my ex girlfriend, but enough of that. The Dogg's come out to play, but unfortunately they don't play nice. Plenty of biting in this game and no happy endings for the Whorns! Dogg's win 54 - 21
#15 Buncha Nobodies vs. #16 Columbus Spartans
The Rock Star still lives and Buddie Hollie's plane lands safely in this throwback. In the battle for relegation the Nobodies arent going to win (except for Borts new rules, sorry bud!). Nobodies score their biggest game of the year and finish the Spartans off 68-3
#6 Murder City Devils vs. #11 Compton 'nilla Wafers
Murder City....isnt that the same thing as Compton? Or is that Detroit....I forget. Regardless the Devils are looking to secure their spot in the playoffs this year. A lot of talent but, I suspect, poor game planning has releagated a team that I thought would be battling for the top 3 positions all year into the bottom of the playoofs. Fortunately they are playing Compton this week and will finish the year strong, well at least hte week strong (spoiler alert, Roughnecks rough up the Devils next week....). Devils win 21-17
#14 West Bend Warlocks vs. #9 Care Bears CPU
Warlocks cast a spell on the Care Bears. Care Bears cry. Warlocks win 36-17
#8 Bristol Bullets vs. #4 Oregon Ducks
Is it Duck hunting season? Well the Bullets have brought the ammo, they just forgot the gun. Luckily it doesnt matter what they do this week or next, they will still be int he playoffs (and in the #8 slot of the playoffs), so I would recommend taking the next few days and gameplanning for either the Warriors or the Monkeys. Ducks win and secure the #4 slot in the playoofs 42-20
Final disclaimer - my fantasy team is winning right now - how does that pertain to my predictions? Well, it doesnt really but I havent had a good year so far being 3-3 so thought I would brag!
#5 Canton Hall Of Famers vs. #1 Eleven Wise Monkeys
I take NO interest in this game. The Monkeys suck and they tend to fling poop all over the field. Unfortunately the Canton Hall of Famers are too sophisticated to play on poop and stay on the sidelines. Monkeys win 9-27
#13 Space Coast Storm Surge vs. #10 Colorado Storm
Storm vs Storm! I predict the Storm will win! Now the question is WHICH Storm blows more! Well, they both blow but I thnk the Storm from Colorado blow less! I am calling the upset here though - Space Coast win 23-21
#12 USAORG Exiles vs. #2 D.C. Warriors
Warriors suck and get blown out here!This makes the Monkeys happy, that is until they find out the blow as in the locker room prior to the game. This makes the Warriors play fast and loose (kind of like their cheerleaders...) and spells bad new for the Exiles. Sorry guys, its back to Exile Island for you! Warriors win 60-14
#7 French Lick Dirty Whorns vs. #3 Orlando Dogg Pound
Those damn Dirty Whorns! Every time I say that I think of my ex girlfriend, but enough of that. The Dogg's come out to play, but unfortunately they don't play nice. Plenty of biting in this game and no happy endings for the Whorns! Dogg's win 54 - 21
#15 Buncha Nobodies vs. #16 Columbus Spartans
The Rock Star still lives and Buddie Hollie's plane lands safely in this throwback. In the battle for relegation the Nobodies arent going to win (except for Borts new rules, sorry bud!). Nobodies score their biggest game of the year and finish the Spartans off 68-3
#6 Murder City Devils vs. #11 Compton 'nilla Wafers
Murder City....isnt that the same thing as Compton? Or is that Detroit....I forget. Regardless the Devils are looking to secure their spot in the playoffs this year. A lot of talent but, I suspect, poor game planning has releagated a team that I thought would be battling for the top 3 positions all year into the bottom of the playoofs. Fortunately they are playing Compton this week and will finish the year strong, well at least hte week strong (spoiler alert, Roughnecks rough up the Devils next week....). Devils win 21-17
#14 West Bend Warlocks vs. #9 Care Bears CPU
Warlocks cast a spell on the Care Bears. Care Bears cry. Warlocks win 36-17
#8 Bristol Bullets vs. #4 Oregon Ducks
Is it Duck hunting season? Well the Bullets have brought the ammo, they just forgot the gun. Luckily it doesnt matter what they do this week or next, they will still be int he playoffs (and in the #8 slot of the playoffs), so I would recommend taking the next few days and gameplanning for either the Warriors or the Monkeys. Ducks win and secure the #4 slot in the playoofs 42-20
Final disclaimer - my fantasy team is winning right now - how does that pertain to my predictions? Well, it doesnt really but I havent had a good year so far being 3-3 so thought I would brag!
