Warrior General Games

Part 1 of 2? maybe 3


Child Support was born to a single mother. The only occupation she has known since the age of 17 is how to please a man. Currently she is DickDogDandy's longest continually employed ho, desite being 53 years old. Child Support was an only child and never knew companionship as his mother was always looking for her next mark. Origionally diagnosed as a crack baby, it was later found to be general idiocy and just an ugly appearance to be his only flaws. This was in part caused by the constant poking while in the womb. Child Support learned at a very early age that he would never be given anything and had to fight for what he wanted.

Child Support was destined for football. At the age of 8 he was picked out in the local dodgeball game as the target of choice. Due to lack of brain function rather than skill, he quikcly learned to catch the ball and then run like hell. The local Pop Warner Caoch noticed this and quickly invited Child Support to try out for the team. Child Support had found his calling.

During the first season Child Support learned that his speed was far superior to everyone else on the field. After practice he would routinely race the 12 year olds and beat them by half a block. Child Support became an instant legend in his own mind.

Game 1 of his new career was approaching and Child Support let his team know just how good he thought he was. "Just give me the Damn ball", is what he told his coach. Despite being targeted 20 times that game, Child Support caught none of them. Child Support later recanted on this, "I would run down the field and that idiot always underthrew me. He would run in circles, fixing his helment, taking it off and adjusting it because it was too big, and then throw the thing 3 yards past the line of scrimmage. How can I possibly catch that when im 35 yards downfield? I hated that kid, he was the worst QB I've ever seen." Child Support went on to catch no passes that season and even threatened to retire if things didn't change. His QB, Tom Brady, went on to win multiple Super Bowls in the NFL, and Child Support has never left GLB.

Speed seemed to be the only constant in Child Support's life. From that first season until he was in high school, Child Support never found someone who could throw it as fast as he could run it down. Having never actually caught a ball in a game before his freshman year, many high schools would not give him a chance to play. Child support finally found a school for special needs kids who had a football program, and would give him a chance. Even at this school, he somehow found a way to fall behind. While there he met a few people who would inspire him to the actions he later performed.

Child Support bonded quickly with his new high school QB, Tony Romo, and began to get the catches he felt he deserved. Child Support would finish his freshman year with 3,462 yards on 95 receptions and 64 TD's. That year they went 15-1, only having lost the Special Needs State Championship on a late field goal attempt in which the QB could not catch the ball. This started the first big riff in Child Support's life. "I told that idiot he cost me millions", Child Support said. "How can you not catch a snap? Put the damn ball in the ground and watch, it ain't hard. It's not like its brain science or Rocket Surgery. They should have sent his ass packing back to Bolivian. That dude probably still cant catch a snap. He had to be the second wrost QB I ever played with".

Shortly before his Sophmore year Child Support would find out his on & off girlfriend was pregnant. At 15, Child Support would try out his first and only attempt at fatherhood. "The bitch kept crying, all day, all night, and every other time in betwee. I gave up, left her there & never looked back." Just like that, Child Support gave up fatherhood before the baby was ever born. Child Support never got to play his Sophmore year. During a late night session working for DDD, his baby's mama caught him & they started to fight. "She kept asking for money, telling me I owed her child support. I tod her, bitch please. She wouldn't shut up so I slapped her. She called the cops and I ran." According to the police report Child Support outran the 2 police dogs chasing him and they had to find alternative measures to catch him. They laid out candy next to the police station ad less than 10 minutes later Child Support was in custody. "DO you know who I am? DO you know who I am?!?"

Later recanting on his arrest, "I like Turtles".

lol

Look the attention whore wants more....

Originally posted by Kutzy
Part 1 of 2? maybe 3


Child Support was born to a single mother. The only occupation she has known since the age of 17 is how to please a man. Currently she is DickDogDandy's longest continually employed ho, desite being 53 years old. Child Support was an only child and never knew companionship as his mother was always looking for her next mark. Origionally diagnosed as a crack baby, it was later found to be general idiocy and just an ugly appearance to be his only flaws. This was in part caused by the constant poking while in the womb. Child Support learned at a very early age that he would never be given anything and had to fight for what he wanted.

Child Support was destined for football. At the age of 8 he was picked out in the local dodgeball game as the target of choice. Due to lack of brain function rather than skill, he quikcly learned to catch the ball and then run like hell. The local Pop Warner Caoch noticed this and quickly invited Child Support to try out for the team. Child Support had found his calling.

During the first season Child Support learned that his speed was far superior to everyone else on the field. After practice he would routinely race the 12 year olds and beat them by half a block. Child Support became an instant legend in his own mind.

Game 1 of his new career was approaching and Child Support let his team know just how good he thought he was. "Just give me the Damn ball", is what he told his coach. Despite being targeted 20 times that game, Child Support caught none of them. Child Support later recanted on this, "I would run down the field and that idiot always underthrew me. He would run in circles, fixing his helment, taking it off and adjusting it because it was too big, and then throw the thing 3 yards past the line of scrimmage. How can I possibly catch that when im 35 yards downfield? I hated that kid, he was the worst QB I've ever seen." Child Support went on to catch no passes that season and even threatened to retire if things didn't change. His QB, Tom Brady, went on to win multiple Super Bowls in the NFL, and Child Support has never left GLB.

Speed seemed to be the only constant in Child Support's life. From that first season until he was in high school, Child Support never found someone who could throw it as fast as he could run it down. Having never actually caught a ball in a game before his freshman year, many high schools would not give him a chance to play. Child support finally found a school for special needs kids who had a football program, and would give him a chance. Even at this school, he somehow found a way to fall behind. While there he met a few people who would inspire him to the actions he later performed.

Child Support bonded quickly with his new high school QB, Tony Romo, and began to get the catches he felt he deserved. Child Support would finish his freshman year with 3,462 yards on 95 receptions and 64 TD's. That year they went 15-1, only having lost the Special Needs State Championship on a late field goal attempt in which the QB could not catch the ball. This started the first big riff in Child Support's life. "I told that idiot he cost me millions", Child Support said. "How can you not catch a snap? Put the damn ball in the ground and watch, it ain't hard. It's not like its brain science or Rocket Surgery. They should have sent his ass packing back to Bolivian. That dude probably still cant catch a snap. He had to be the second wrost QB I ever played with".

Shortly before his Sophmore year Child Support would find out his on & off girlfriend was pregnant. At 15, Child Support would try out his first and only attempt at fatherhood. "The bitch kept crying, all day, all night, and every other time in betwee. I gave up, left her there & never looked back." Just like that, Child Support gave up fatherhood before the baby was ever born. Child Support never got to play his Sophmore year. During a late night session working for DDD, his baby's mama caught him & they started to fight. "She kept asking for money, telling me I owed her child support. I tod her, bitch please. She wouldn't shut up so I slapped her. She called the cops and I ran." According to the police report Child Support outran the 2 police dogs chasing him and they had to find alternative measures to catch him. They laid out candy next to the police station ad less than 10 minutes later Child Support was in custody. "DO you know who I am? DO you know who I am?!?"

Later recanting on his arrest, "I like Turtles".

You forgot the part about Joe Barber marrying the bitch and that's the reason she is chasing you down. I think he is feeling left out

Originally posted by Joebarber
Look the attention whore wants more....

True but at least this time he's funny. Actually enjoyed this read and look forward to more.

Child Support eventually would get out of jail in time for his junior year of college. To him, it was just a minor set back, for his team it was his last chance. Child Support actually worked during his first stint in jail and became even quicker while in there. Apparently he shared a cell with a former NFL QB who trained dogs. Once Child Support told him about outrunning the police dogs, he was tested regularly by this former QB. Brining in his own person dogs, the Bad Newz Kennel really helped Child Support gain some speed.

Child Support was approached by a "rapper" to be involved in his comeback attempt. While filing the remake to "2 Legit 2 Quit", Child Support met a woman. After working on set together for a few days Child Support made him move and eventually found his second babies mama. Upon learning that Child Support had impregnanted another girl, he was place on suspension. While conducting an interview with the fellow students it was learned that Child Support had imprgnanted at least one girl at the Shawn Kemp School for the Special Needs, and was ultimately kicked out of school. Having no where to go, he found himself a new school with a new chance, on a new team. He lasted only 3 months before he was kicked out for failing every class.

Child Support did not know what to do with his life and eventually sought refuge with any college suitors who would accept him. The Ohio State University came calling and figured to give him a chance. Child Support made them aware of his previous expolsion for failing courses and they told him not to worry about it. Child Support miraculously got straight A's at OSU and become a phenom on the field.

Child Support's first game his freshman year saw him catch 8 passes for 156 yards and 3 TD's in a win over Appalachian State. During a post game interview Child Support was asked why he was so happy about losing to a Divison 2A team. "These guys aint no 2A, they more like 4A. No talent out there, bunch of girls trying to keep up with my greatness." The next game Appalachian State went on to beat Michigan. Half way through the season the NCAA thought it was suspicious that this idiot had somehow managed to not only pass his course but get straight A's through the entire time. Only days later Child Support would find himself once again suspended from school, without a team, and OSU found themselves with NCAA Violations on their hands.

Child Support transfered to Florida State the next football season. He quickly found a home he could come to love. He found a guy on his team who loved to party as much as he did and knew how to play the game of football. The Kicker and Child Support found themselves going out every night and got into a few incidents with the law. The first incident found Child Support running his mouth at a local bar. "The dude didn't know who I was, I had to set him straight." Child Support went on to berate the guy until he threw a punch. At this point the Kicker started a brawl and eventually the 2 would find themselves in front of the Cops being asked questions. According to the police report Child Support offered a cash incentive to forget the incident at which point he was sent to jail, once again. Not 2 weeks later, these 2 found themselves in yet another bar brawl.

Child Support was set down and told to stay away from the bars and to stop drinking altogether. "They told me to stop drinking. What was I to do? I had to find something, so I went to drugs. I mean what else is there? They didn't tell me to not take drugs." Child Support settled down for the rest of the football season and led to a very respectable 49 receptions for 869 yards and 8 TD's. However this did not last too long as just after the season was over, he was pulled over over in his SUV for speeding. Child Support quickly changed seats with the Kicker and when the cops came to the vehicle, Sebastian was arrested for a DUI. Because of his drunkeness, Sebastian let it slip that they were carrying drugs. The 2 were arrested for carrying GHB, and Child Support once again found himself without a team and the Kicker found himself in the NFL.

"I dont know whats going on man. Everyone I met until that time period became successful. All of them were idiots. Even that dude at FSU was worse than me. Why the hell was he not deported? Fucking Polish bastard put me in jail so many times." When asked about the GHB, and why he was carrying it, he left a suprising anwser. "why do you think I have so many kids? Bitches cant say no if they can't speak".

Child Support made one last attempt at college football when he transfered to USC. This would be Child supports most fullfilling job to this point in his life. He went 13-0, won a national championship and stayed out of jail for the first time in his life. After the season was over, certain people started complaining about his mother living in a $2 million mansion. "MY moma bought that house, I dont care what noone says. DDD hooked her up and teh haters came out to hate. What else should I expect?" USC would fall in line with every school that employed Child Support before them, and found NCAA sanctions coming their way.

Child Support declared himself elegible for the NFL draft and knew he would become a first round pick. While training in Denver for the Broncos, Child Support found himself in more legal trouble when a local "loosey" claimed Child Support raped her. "Man I didn't rape that white girl. Bitch be lieing, wanting to get some of my money. Test her for GHB, you will know weither or not I was with her". While no charges were ever brought, a civil suit was settled out of court and his chances for being drafter were fading quickly. The final straw came in Atlanta during Super Bowl weekend. With his friend Ray Lewis, Child Support went out partying in ATL. After leaving a club, Ray, Child Support and a friend were acosted by a few guys and 2 of them ended up dead due to stab wounds. Despite many witnesses claiming Chid Support and Ray stabbed both fellas and even admitting it, the 2 guys were let off without charges.

Child Support had officially been black listed from the NFL and had to find another venue to play football at.

Originally posted by Kutzy
Child Support eventually would get out of jail in time for his junior year of college. To him, it was just a minor set back, for his team it was his last chance. Child Support actually worked during his first stint in jail and became even quicker while in there. Apparently he shared a cell with a former NFL QB who trained dogs. Once Child Support told him about outrunning the police dogs, he was tested regularly by this former QB. Brining in his own person dogs, the Bad Newz Kennel really helped Child Support gain some speed.

Child Support was approached by a "rapper" to be involved in his comeback attempt. While filing the remake to "2 Legit 2 Quit", Child Support met a woman. After working on set together for a few days Child Support made him move and eventually found his second babies mama. Upon learning that Child Support had impregnanted another girl, he was place on suspension. While conducting an interview with the fellow students it was learned that Child Support had imprgnanted at least one girl at the Shawn Kemp School for the Special Needs, and was ultimately kicked out of school. Having no where to go, he found himself a new school with a new chance, on a new team. He lasted only 3 months before he was kicked out for failing every class.

Child Support did not know what to do with his life and eventually sought refuge with any college suitors who would accept him. The Ohio State University came calling and figured to give him a chance. Child Support made them aware of his previous expolsion for failing courses and they told him not to worry about it. Child Support miraculously got straight A's at OSU and become a phenom on the field.

Child Support's first game his freshman year saw him catch 8 passes for 156 yards and 3 TD's in a win over Appalachian State. During a post game interview Child Support was asked why he was so happy about losing to a Divison 2A team. "These guys aint no 2A, they more like 4A. No talent out there, bunch of girls trying to keep up with my greatness." The next game Appalachian State went on to beat Michigan. Half way through the season the NCAA thought it was suspicious that this idiot had somehow managed to not only pass his course but get straight A's through the entire time. Only days later Child Support would find himself once again suspended from school, without a team, and OSU found themselves with NCAA Violations on their hands.

Child Support transfered to Florida State the next football season. He quickly found a home he could come to love. He found a guy on his team who loved to party as much as he did and knew how to play the game of football. The Kicker and Child Support found themselves going out every night and got into a few incidents with the law. The first incident found Child Support running his mouth at a local bar. "The dude didn't know who I was, I had to set him straight." Child Support went on to berate the guy until he threw a punch. At this point the Kicker started a brawl and eventually the 2 would find themselves in front of the Cops being asked questions. According to the police report Child Support offered a cash incentive to forget the incident at which point he was sent to jail, once again. Not 2 weeks later, these 2 found themselves in yet another bar brawl.

Child Support was set down and told to stay away from the bars and to stop drinking altogether. "They told me to stop drinking. What was I to do? I had to find something, so I went to drugs. I mean what else is there? They didn't tell me to not take drugs." Child Support settled down for the rest of the football season and led to a very respectable 49 receptions for 869 yards and 8 TD's. However this did not last too long as just after the season was over, he was pulled over over in his SUV for speeding. Child Support quickly changed seats with the Kicker and when the cops came to the vehicle, Sebastian was arrested for a DUI. Because of his drunkeness, Sebastian let it slip that they were carrying drugs. The 2 were arrested for carrying GHB, and Child Support once again found himself without a team and the Kicker found himself in the NFL.

"I dont know whats going on man. Everyone I met until that time period became successful. All of them were idiots. Even that dude at FSU was worse than me. Why the hell was he not deported? Fucking Polish bastard put me in jail so many times." When asked about the GHB, and why he was carrying it, he left a suprising anwser. "why do you think I have so many kids? Bitches cant say no if they can't speak".

Child Support made one last attempt at college football when he transfered to USC. This would be Child supports most fullfilling job to this point in his life. He went 13-0, won a national championship and stayed out of jail for the first time in his life. After the season was over, certain people started complaining about his mother living in a $2 million mansion. "MY moma bought that house, I dont care what noone says. DDD hooked her up and teh haters came out to hate. What else should I expect?" USC would fall in line with every school that employed Child Support before them, and found NCAA sanctions coming their way.

Child Support declared himself elegible for the NFL draft and knew he would become a first round pick. While training in Denver for the Broncos, Child Support found himself in more legal trouble when a local "loosey" claimed Child Support raped her. "Man I didn't rape that white girl. Bitch be lieing, wanting to get some of my money. Test her for GHB, you will know weither or not I was with her". While no charges were ever brought, a civil suit was settled out of court and his chances for being drafter were fading quickly. The final straw came in Atlanta during Super Bowl weekend. With his friend Ray Lewis, Child Support went out partying in ATL. After leaving a club, Ray, Child Support and a friend were acosted by a few guys and 2 of them ended up dead due to stab wounds. Despite many witnesses claiming Chid Support and Ray stabbed both fellas and even admitting it, the 2 guys were let off without charges.

Child Support had officially been black listed from the NFL and had to find another venue to play football at.

Dude, you have way too much time on your hands. You really ought to take up a hobby.

I do it at work, its better than actually working.

damn, are you in IT too?

Even better, I work for the state.

Originally posted by Kutzy
Even better, I work for the state.

what state? Ohio or some redneck state with nobody living there? lol

Illinois

Originally posted by LionsFan0513


what state? Ohio or some redneck state with nobody living there? lol

Originally posted by kutzy
Illinios

QED

In case noone actually knew this, the whole Child Support/Yaks fued was staged.

We sitll love each other.


In a non gay, man love sort of way.

Originally posted by Kutzy
In case noone actually knew this, the whole Child Support/Yaks fued was staged.

We sitll love each other.


In a non gay, man love sort of way.

Nobody cared before, nobody cares now