Warrior General Games

Game of the Week:
Fort Wayne Generals vs. Sahara ShadowChasers
Yes they beat us the past two seasons...yes they are better than us at everything except rushing yards allowed...we know, but we slipped Ben Sanderson some Gin and Juice with some date rape drugs to let him sleep this one out. If it doesn't work, we have Elizabeth Shue on the way to his house RIGHT NOW. TAKE THAT SANDERSON. All kidding aside, good luck fellas, should be a slobberknocker.
FW Game Song: Metallica - Fight Fire With Fire
Sahara Game Song: Metallica - Whiskey in the Jar

Jupiter Snipers vs. Zimbabwe Beavers
Beavers rock, Jupiter needs new coordinators. They are a very decent team and shouldn't have the record they do, but regardless, they are no match for the mighty Beavers.
Jupiter Game Song: Metallica - The Thing That Should Not Be
Zimbabwe Game Song: Metallica - Killing Time

Madagascar Outlaws vs. Ethiopian Starvin' Marvins
Are you serious? Madagascar easily wins this (If I pick you KF you would lose, and you know this )
Madagascar Game Song: Metallica - All Nightmare Long
Ethiopia Game Song: Metallica - Some Kind of Monster

Tuscaloosa Bulls vs. Egypt Empire
The Bulls are a tough as nails team, and Egypt is always getting nailed. Go figure. That's ironical there. Here's some more catchy Fox Sports type references. Egypt lays down so much, they got a citation for prostitution. Egypt is like plywood, lays down flat and is easy to nail. Egypt is like a doorknob, everyone gets a turn. Etc Etc. <3 the Empire, but in this one it is Turf Wars: The Empire Lays Flat. Bulls win.
Tuscaloosa Game Song: Metallica - Am I Evil?
Egypt Game Song: Metallica - Broken, Beat and Scarred

South African Bulls vs. Zimbabwe Bush Squirrel Rebellion
This game could be very interesting. The Bulls have beaten a couple teams, nothing fancy. The Squirrels seem to be trapped in a paper bag with no way to get out. Although I think Zimmy will pull off a win here, I am rooting for the Bulls as payback for the Squirrels late season surge last season
Bulls Game Song: Metallica - Don't Tread on Me
Squirrels Game Song: Metallica - Fade to Black

Mozambique Starvin Marvins vs. Uganda SilverBacks
In another Pee Wee VS. All Pro matchup, Zique should storm all over the Silverbacks and wipe them out...Gorillas in the Mist stylez yo.
Zique Game Song: Metallica - Seek and Destroy
Uganda Game Song: Metallica - I Disappear

Kalahari Night Riders vs. Sahara Death Stalkers
Pad the stats and hop in KITT, cause Night Riders are going to Hasselhoff the Death Stalkers. I swear the only Death Sahara is stalking is there own, and it is a long slow painful one.
KNR Game Song: Metallica - No Remorse
Sahara Game Song: Metallica - Too Late Too Late

Somalia Wasps vs. African Killer Frogs
Frogs win...I dreamt about it last night...course, it was a pseudo second dimensional type win where it was actually the Bankgok Wasps of the DDD league, and the Frog were still the Frogs. It was weird, and I don't want to get into it. Regardless, dreams are ment to be broken, so the Wasps will keep rolling.
Somalia Game Song: Metallica - Better Than You
Frogs Game Song: Metallica - Trapped Under Ice

Screw You All, I love Metallica, and I wondered if I could find a match for each one with just them, and I did. Next time I will attempt some other band that shows my age, Maiden...or hell maybe Twisted Sister \ m / ( > < ) \ m /

thanks, I forgot we had a game today

I did too Forums are fuking dead

Originally posted by chivas
I did too Forums are fuking dead

yeah, plus I think our next 2 games are easy ones so i sort of took it easy. Now watch we be the Redskins and fucking lose today.

Originally posted by chivas
I did too Forums are fuking dead

Fucking holidays... everybody else is enjoying three day weekends while my ass is stuck at work doing nothing.

Want me to change my pred to Uganda? That should guarantee a win for you

Originally posted by chivas
Want me to change my pred to Uganda? That should guarantee a win for you


nah it is ok

Wasnt a holiday for me, I still had to drive in to my college

Boards have been dead but I imagine all of us still frequent them... perhaps we should start an off topic thread such as a word association thread (we have one going on the Marvins forum) or a count down thread (you go from 1000 to 0, no one can post back to back and if you mess up you start over).

Thanks Chiv. GG. Enjoyed the Gin and Juice

Yeah So sick of losing the close ones. 5 yards from a tie

Originally posted by chivas
Yeah So sick of losing the close ones. 5 yards from a tie

We lost a few of those types of games last year, too. Ultimate stomach punch games. But, in light of all the gutted teams that have fallen apart in Africa, it is great to have teams like yours to have a true, comptitive game against.

Originally posted by chivas

Next time I will attempt some other band that shows my age, Maiden...or hell maybe Twisted Sister \ m / ( > < ) \ m /

LOL...Well, I saw both of them in concert, when they were in their primes. I guess that puts us in the same boat.

btw, thanks for the writeup...Always enjoy reading them.