Announcer: Today is a big day. Today is the day that all of those expansions at Brownie Bowl come in handy. The two biggest egos in Africa AA#3 will collide in an epic contest of wills. Today we have a special report from everybody's favorite funny man Kenny Mayne with both players. Kenny, what have you found out?
Cut to Spaceman Africa, who just having thrown Kenny Mayne out a window is now leaning out and yelling at Kenny.
"Kenny, your shit aint funny! It sucks! When you land tell Saint Peter I forgive you, maybe that will help!
Spaceman looks at the camera
Seriously, that guy sucks and needs to be thrown out of more windows than that, but that is the only window I got today and I'm busy. That one thing he did about the guy with ESP was funny, but other than that...suuuuuuuuuuuuuucks.
Look, I'm gonna make this fast. BBE fans, I'm sorry for what I'm going to do today, but you should have made a better decision about who to cheer for. Many people claim they are going to contain BBE's running game or they are going to slow down this or that. I'll be honest with you. I'm gonna hit D3 so hard, he is going to turn to dust. I thought about all the normal things, like hitting him so hard his grandma hurts or knocking his teeth out to put on my necklace, but this is an important game for both me and him and I plan on hitting him so hard all the water in his body vaporizes leaving nothing but a dry husk of a woman, then because there is still enough energy left in my smacking him, the husk-woman will turn into woman-dust leaving nothing but a pile of dust on top of which will land a single teardrop. A tear that I shed because while the stadium isn't big enough for both of us, now that D-one-third is gone, my ego is going to be lonely. Turn off the camera, I got to get ready."
Cut to Spaceman Africa, who just having thrown Kenny Mayne out a window is now leaning out and yelling at Kenny.
"Kenny, your shit aint funny! It sucks! When you land tell Saint Peter I forgive you, maybe that will help!
Spaceman looks at the camera
Seriously, that guy sucks and needs to be thrown out of more windows than that, but that is the only window I got today and I'm busy. That one thing he did about the guy with ESP was funny, but other than that...suuuuuuuuuuuuuucks.
Look, I'm gonna make this fast. BBE fans, I'm sorry for what I'm going to do today, but you should have made a better decision about who to cheer for. Many people claim they are going to contain BBE's running game or they are going to slow down this or that. I'll be honest with you. I'm gonna hit D3 so hard, he is going to turn to dust. I thought about all the normal things, like hitting him so hard his grandma hurts or knocking his teeth out to put on my necklace, but this is an important game for both me and him and I plan on hitting him so hard all the water in his body vaporizes leaving nothing but a dry husk of a woman, then because there is still enough energy left in my smacking him, the husk-woman will turn into woman-dust leaving nothing but a pile of dust on top of which will land a single teardrop. A tear that I shed because while the stadium isn't big enough for both of us, now that D-one-third is gone, my ego is going to be lonely. Turn off the camera, I got to get ready."
Last edited Oct 13, 2008 09:11:25
