San Diego Demolition at Honolulu Beach Boys - I don’t think I’ve ever loved the Beach Boys so much, but the opportunity to root for them against the Demolition is too good to pass up. It’s time for the battle royale between two elite teams in the West. “All Summer Long” it seemed like the Beach Boys would be “Still Cruisin”, but that “Little Deuce Coupe” Tana River drove ruined the Beach Boys Dreams of a perfect season; now it’s their turn to take down the Demolition! This is my GAME OF THE WEEK!!!!!
Demolition 30 - Beach Boys 28
Oklahoma City Strikers at Tana River Ewoks - I thought there was a Striker in Star Wars, but now that I think about it that was GI Joe so I guess I won’t have any funny Star Wars references this week The Strikers were able to strike down Los Alamos like the Mexican army invading the Alamo, but can they really match up against the Ewoks? Many have tried, but those furry little bastards are good!
Strikers 17 - Ewoks 43
Barbarian Horde at Huskers Illustrated Bugeaters - I had this game penciled in as a huge match up between the elite of the West, but then HI went and screwed that all up. While HI has been debating what is going wrong; the Horde is sitting back and kicking the crap out of everyone. It reminds me of their pillaging days of Season 3! Of course back in Season 3 is when HI challenged the Horde to a field goal kicking competition and then cheated by scoring a touch down. The Horde has not forgotten that game and came back that following season to score a touch down of their own against HI. They forgot to tell the defense to show up and let HI put up 31 points on them, but that’s beside the point. This season they’re out for blood! The Horde has never bet HI in the regular season, but there’s a first time for everything.
Horde 28 - Bugeaters 10
Big Bear Avalanche at Mentone Beach Assault - Encarta Dictionary defines Avalanche as a rapid downhill flow of a large mass of something dislodged from a mountainside or the top of a precipice, especially snow or ice. Well except for the snow or ice part I think that pretty much sums up Big Bear’s season.
Avalanche ? – Assault ?
Lake Placid Predators at Death Valley Grave Diggers - After a two game skid the Grave Diggers can’t be too excited about the standings and I’m sure plan to take it out on the Predators. Similar to a well known monster truck; I think they’ll roll the Predators similar to the seasons past.
Predators 17 - Grave Diggers 35
Guadalajara Gladiators at Sooner State Shockers - I was a little shocked to see the Gladiators rolled up by the Beach Boys like they were, but it won’t be anytime Sooner that the Shockers do the same to the Gladiators. All joking aside it’s do or die time for the Gladiators if they want to make the playoffs. It’s time to refocus guys!
Gladiators 75 - Shockers 3
South Bend Golden Hawks at Los Alamos Isotopes - I’m not sure if the Isotopes are back form vacation, but I’ve heard Nevstar is on suicide watch after that upset. I think the Isotopes were too busy looking at the end of the season and had it on cruise control. Hopefully they remember they have a game this week!
Golden Hawks 0 - Isotopes 155
Cleveland Elves at Mile High Mustangs - This match up only proves the Cleveland Elves are not the Cleveland Browns. There’s no way the Browns would have this match up on their schedule. On GLB, the Browns would play the Demolition twice while the Demolition got to play the Mustangs twice. Thankfully for the Elves this isn’t the NFL and this Cleveland team won’t get quite so screwed!
Elves 189 - Mustangs 0
Demolition 30 - Beach Boys 28
Oklahoma City Strikers at Tana River Ewoks - I thought there was a Striker in Star Wars, but now that I think about it that was GI Joe so I guess I won’t have any funny Star Wars references this week The Strikers were able to strike down Los Alamos like the Mexican army invading the Alamo, but can they really match up against the Ewoks? Many have tried, but those furry little bastards are good!
Strikers 17 - Ewoks 43
Barbarian Horde at Huskers Illustrated Bugeaters - I had this game penciled in as a huge match up between the elite of the West, but then HI went and screwed that all up. While HI has been debating what is going wrong; the Horde is sitting back and kicking the crap out of everyone. It reminds me of their pillaging days of Season 3! Of course back in Season 3 is when HI challenged the Horde to a field goal kicking competition and then cheated by scoring a touch down. The Horde has not forgotten that game and came back that following season to score a touch down of their own against HI. They forgot to tell the defense to show up and let HI put up 31 points on them, but that’s beside the point. This season they’re out for blood! The Horde has never bet HI in the regular season, but there’s a first time for everything.
Horde 28 - Bugeaters 10
Big Bear Avalanche at Mentone Beach Assault - Encarta Dictionary defines Avalanche as a rapid downhill flow of a large mass of something dislodged from a mountainside or the top of a precipice, especially snow or ice. Well except for the snow or ice part I think that pretty much sums up Big Bear’s season.
Avalanche ? – Assault ?
Lake Placid Predators at Death Valley Grave Diggers - After a two game skid the Grave Diggers can’t be too excited about the standings and I’m sure plan to take it out on the Predators. Similar to a well known monster truck; I think they’ll roll the Predators similar to the seasons past.
Predators 17 - Grave Diggers 35
Guadalajara Gladiators at Sooner State Shockers - I was a little shocked to see the Gladiators rolled up by the Beach Boys like they were, but it won’t be anytime Sooner that the Shockers do the same to the Gladiators. All joking aside it’s do or die time for the Gladiators if they want to make the playoffs. It’s time to refocus guys!
Gladiators 75 - Shockers 3
South Bend Golden Hawks at Los Alamos Isotopes - I’m not sure if the Isotopes are back form vacation, but I’ve heard Nevstar is on suicide watch after that upset. I think the Isotopes were too busy looking at the end of the season and had it on cruise control. Hopefully they remember they have a game this week!
Golden Hawks 0 - Isotopes 155
Cleveland Elves at Mile High Mustangs - This match up only proves the Cleveland Elves are not the Cleveland Browns. There’s no way the Browns would have this match up on their schedule. On GLB, the Browns would play the Demolition twice while the Demolition got to play the Mustangs twice. Thankfully for the Elves this isn’t the NFL and this Cleveland team won’t get quite so screwed!
Elves 189 - Mustangs 0
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