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HI I Hans Hammer. I COME OUT Germany. I MAKE SORRYS FOR MINE English. OKAY.

I AM OWNER FROM TEAM Bangar PEACEING PUNISHINGMENTS. HERE MY TEAMINGSHIP SPACEFROMWEB: http://www.freewebs.com/bangar/

I HOPE YOU IS ENJOY.

I AM REAL NEED SOME PLAYERS TO MY TEAMINGSHIP. HERE WHY YOU SHOULD WITH US PLAY.

1. WE IS GREAT ON ALL. THIS TRUE.
2. WE IS LOWLEVEL LEAGUE. THIS MEAN THAT WHEN YOU HIGHLEVEL (25+) YOU IS MAKE MUCH DOMINATIONINGS. MAYBE YOU IS NEVER DOMINATE BEFORE. I EXPLAIN ON THIS. IT GREAT. IT FEEL SO GOOD FOR TO WATCH OTHER PEOPLES CRY. I MAKE THIS IN ALL TIMES.
3. WE IS Hammer FAMILY. ALL FROM US TEAM IS Hammer (EXCEPT A PAIR PLAYERS I AM TRY TRADE). WE NOT SEX ONE ANOTHER BUT THIS IS CAN CHANGE WHEN ATTRACT FEMALES IS COME TO US.
4. WE IS MUCH ACTIVE. WE MAKE MUCH FUNS IN FORUMINGS. WE MAKE THREADINGS HERE.

ALSO WHEN YOU IS WANT BE Hammer OR IS KNOW SOMEONE WHO IS WANT BE Hammer IS YOU SAY ME AND I AM SEND OFFERING. I AM CAN TRADE CASH (I IS HAVE MUCH MONEYS BUT I NOT SAY EXACT HOW MUCH).

HERE WHAT I AM MAIN SEARCH IN NOT MUCH ORDERING:
OFFENSETACKLE
WIDERECEIVES
PASSRECEIVETIGHTEND
ELUSIVEBACK (MAYBE TWO TIMES)
DEFENSEEND
DEFENSETACKLE
LINEBACK
CORNBACKS
MAYBE SAFETYS

SO SAY ME WHAT YOU THINK. SEND YOU ME OFFERINGS OR PMS. I AM READ ALL.

HERE YOU REQUIREINGMENTS:
1. YOU IS MUST CHANGE NAME Hammer (SEND MESSAGE ON SUPPORT; WHEN YOU NOT LIKE YOU NAME THEY IS CAN CHANGE RETURN).
2. YOU IS MUST GREAT LIKE REST FROM TEAMINGSHIP.
3. YOU IS MUST SIGN AT MINIMUMS TO DAY 40 FROM SEASON SIX.
4. WHEN YOU IS NOT UNDERSTAND DRINK MUCH BEERS AND IT IS ALL MAKEING SENSES.

OKAY MAN SO YOU SAY ME WHEN YOU COME ON TEAMINGSHIP. I AM REAL WANT YOU. SEASON SIX IS WE DOMINATIONING ALL. HURRY IN FAST SPEED BECAUSE POSITIONINGS IS RUN OUT. I IS VERY LOYAL AND YOU IS CAN ASK PLAYERS FROM THE TEAMINGSHIP. MAKE FUNS. MAKE PEACEINGS. DRINK BEERS. EAT MEATSTEAKS. KILL MODERATIONERS WHEN YOU WANT. FINISH.

OK man I am must real getting my cornback a positionings with their teamingship, as long as we not sex one another.

LOL!!! The dude needs a GM just for English alone! I Guess what he meant by #4, was you need to drink alot of beer to understand what the hell i am saying. Very Funny PV

Guys: go to his website through that link: the hilarity continues!

LOL

How did a 5 yr old get hold of a credit card?

Wonder if that was a troll or...wait for it... WE NOT SEX ONE ANOTHER BUT THIS IS CAN CHANGE WHEN ATTRACT FEMALES IS COME TO US. Maybe he used babble fish... yeah that was his mistake I think.

Hehe, nice one

Originally posted by barnardanimal
OK man I am must real getting my cornback a positionings with their teamingship, as long as we not sex one another.

WILL YOU JOIN MY TEAMINGSHIP WE NOT SEX ONE ANOTHER. MAYBE YOU IS NEVER DOMINATE BEFORE. I EXPLAIN ON THIS. IT GREAT. IT FEEL SO GOOD FOR TO WATCH OTHER PEOPLES CRY.

p.s. thanks for this Jewel Downhill PV!

ABOUT I
LEARNING ON ME
HI I HANS HAMMER. I COME OUT GERMANY. ALLOW ME SAY ON ME. FOOTBALLING IS MINE LIFE. I DO THIS ALLOFTHETIMES. IT FUN. I AM HAVING MANY FAMILYS. MY BEST FRIEND IS BEING neffwe. WE MAKE FUNS AND PEACEING TOGETHER. WE MEETED IN OHIO. HE LIVE THERE.

I DRINK MUCH BEERS. I MAKE MUCH PEACEING. WHEN YOU NOT SHARE IN PEACEING MUST YOU PAY IN PAINS. I SEND YOU TO PUNISHINGMENT CHAIR. MORE INFOS LATER ON THIS. I FIGHT FOR FREEDOMS OF INTERWEB MESSAGEING BOARDS BY DESTROY MODERATIONERS. I AM ALSO FIGHT RACISMS WHILE THEY BAD.

HERE MY DAY ROUTINE SCHEDULING.

06:00 I FEED CHICKENS GOATS ANIMALS AND WIFE.

07:00 I GO ON WORK BY BUS. I CONSIDER STEAL BUS AND MAKE AFTERBIRTH ABORTIONS WHILE THERE SO MUCH PEOPLE IN WORLD.

08:00 I ENTER PLACING OF WORK. I AM TEACH BUSINESS ENGLISH FOUR HOUR UNTIL MIDDAY PAUSE.

12:00 I AM EAT LUNCH. THIS MY FAVORITE TIMING FOR DAY. I EAT EIGHT RAW MEATSTEAKS DRINK MUCH BEERS AND READ MY IMPORTANT EMAILINGS FROM GOVERNMENT OFFICIAL (I HAVE AMERIKAN PAROLE OFFICER--LONG STORY THAT I TELL LATER CAN).

13:00 I CONTINUE LONGER SCHOOL. WE LEARN IMPORTANT THEMES ON EXAMPLE ENGLISH AND HOW FOR TO ILLEGAL IMMIGRATE.

16:00 I AM LEAVE SCHOOL. I GO BY BUS TO ON FARMING LAND. I LOG ON FOR GOALLINEBLITZ. DID A WIN? I AM HOPING THIS. PROBABLY. YES. I DID. I BETTER AS ALL. ESPECIAL OTHER TEAMS.

18:00 MY WIFE CHILDREN AND SPECIALIZE GOATS PERFORM RELIGION RITUAL. WE SACRIFICE ALL LIVING THING WE FIND AND ARE EAT APPROXIMATE 40 MEATSTEAKS (SOME COW SOME PIG SOME COWPIG).

19:00 I AM HAVE SEX WITH WIFE CHILDREN AND GOATS. NORMALWISE EAT WE MORE MEATSTEAK BUT SOMEOFTHETIMES HAVE US DESSERT (SAUERKRAUT).

20:00 I LOOK ON AGAIN GOALLINEBLITZ. I WIN AGAIN? YES I DO. GOOD AND HAPPY. IN THIS TIME HAVE I SEX WITH WIVES CHILDREN AND GOATS OF ALL OPPONENTS. YES.

21:00 I AM BRUSH MY TOOTHS. LAUGH ALLOWED. I JOKE. I EAT STILL A MEATSTEAK AND MAKE MORE GOAT.

22:00 I GO ON BED. GOODNIGHT ON EVERYALL BUT NO DUSTIN DIAMOND. I AM REAL HATE THAT GUY.

SENDING ME YOUR PMS WHEN YOU WANT MORE INFOS ON ME.

he eats 8 raw Meatsteaks! Where have I heard that before????

FREQUENT ASK QUESTIONINGS AND QUESTIONINGS AND ANSWERINGS

QUESTIONING: Hans why don't you post more often lik srsly.
ANSWERING: WELL I BUSY. I SORRY. AS YOU SEE ON ABOUT I PAGE HAVE I MUCH FOR TO DO. I AM MUST FEED MUCH GOATS AND WIFES. WE ARE MAKE MUCH SEXES AND MEATSTEAKS. I HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND. WHEN MY WIFES DIED POST I MORE.

QUESTIONING: HANS ARE YOU AWSOME?!?!?!?!
ANSWERING: YEAH FUCK MAN.

QUESTIONING: HANS, WILL YOU BE ME MARRYING?
ANSWERING: NO. YOU LIE ON MY GOAT I NOT MARRY YOU.

QUESTIONING: HANZ, R U CEILIN KAT?
ANSWERING: NO. I NO VOYEUR. CEILIN KAT SPY ON ME. IT OKAY ALTHOUGH. NOT BIG PROBLEM NORMALWISE.

QUESTIONING: Do you have a little clone in you? Want some?
ANSWERING: YES I AM HAVING MILLIONS LITTLE CLONES IN ME. I MAKED MANY OFFSPRINGS.

QUESTIONING: Do you enjoy all the tributes people make to you? Such as... http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=695154 ?
ANSWERING: HIHIHI. YES. THAT GREAT AND GOOD.

QUESTIONING: Hans, how many cheeseburgers can you eat?
ANSWERING: I NOT EAT MUCH CHEESEBURGERS. I EAT MUCH SCHNITZEL AND ANOTHER VARIOUS MEATSTEAKS. I THINK I AM CAN EAT AT LEAST 11.

QUESTIONING: Hans, what is the meaning to life?
ANSWERING: THIS SIMPLE. MAKING FUNS. FOR ME IS THIS FOOTBALLING. FOR ALL IS THIS NOT SAME. SOME PEOPLES NOT LIKE FOOTBALLING. SOME PEOPLES LIKEING CHURCHES AND MOVIES. THAT FINE ALSO TOO AS WELL.

QUESTIONING: Do you think you could take out Chuck Norris in a street fight? Or would the world simply implode from the shear strength of you two?
ANSWERING: CHUCK NORRIS? WE ALREADY FIGHTED. HE A BITCH.

QUESTIONING: Hans, will you win your league's championship with me as a GM in season 4?
ANSWERING: FUCK YEAH MAN. YEAH.

QUESTIONING: why do you say yeah?
ANSWERING: BECAUSE IT ENGLISH? "YEAH" SOUND MORE HOW MINE NATIVE "JA" AND IT SOUND BETTER.

QUESTIONING: Have you seen "The Dark Knight"? If so, what is your opinion on it. Have you purchased any new goats yet? When do we get to see your wife?
ANSWERING: NO I NOT SEE IT YET. I HEAR IT GOOD BUT GERMANY MOVIE THEATRES BEING VERY EXPENSIVE. YES I HAVE NEW GOATS. THEY MAKE MILK. WHEN MY CAMERA REPAIRED I MAKE PHOTOS ON MY WIFES AND PUT IN INTERNET.

QUESTIONING: HANS WHY IS YOU AWESOME SO EXTREMELY?
ANSWERING: I JUST BORN LIKE THAT. DRINK BEERS HELP.

QUESTIONING: WHATS WITH THE HANS LOVE
ANSWERING: ALL LOVE ME. WHEN THEY NOT LOVE ME THEY SUFFER OF MY PEACEINGS. LOVE ME.

QUESTIONING: HANS WHY SAINTS GOT AN ACT LIKE A DICK IS IN ASS OF HIS?
ANSWERING: O MAN. GOOD QUESTIONING. HERE THE ANSWERING. HE REALLY DO HAVE DICK IN ASS OF HIS.

QUESTIONING: HANS FUCK WHY THE CONERBACKINGS AND WIDE RECEIVINGS HAVE BE SO RECRUITING DIFFICULTS?
ANSWERING: WHILE YOU ARE NOT HAVING THE HAMMER POWER. GET HAMMER AND REST IS BEING EASY.

QUESTIONING: you live in Ohio...why is it 6 hours faster? as you assume it coule be 1
ANSWERING: NO I LIVE IN GERMANY. WHEN MY WIFES FINISH SCHOOL (THEY AMERIKAN) GO WE IN OHIO WHERE SHE FAMILY IS.

WELL I AM HOPE THIS CLEAR SOME UP. PLEASE CONTINUE SEND QUESTIONINGS AND I ANSWER.

INFOS ABOUT Bangar

HELLO ON ALL. I WANT MAKE OPPORTUNITY FOR CHANCE ON TALK ABOUT CITY Bangar. IT A SMALL CITY (4,000 LIVERS) BUT IT NONEOFTHELESS CAPITOL FROM Temburong DISTRICT FROM Brunei. Brunei BEING NATURAL A PEACE NATION. ALMOST 60 YEAR AGO GIVES IT MUCH WARTIMES AND THIS DEPRESSING AND WE NOT SAY MORE ON THIS. OFFICIAL LANGUAGE IS BEING Malay. I NOT CAN ABLE TO SPEAK THIS. UNFORTUNE. WE MONEYS COME OUT OIL AND SUCH THINGS LIKE THIS. WE ALSO TOO AS WELL ARE HAVE BIG ROCKS WE CAN MOVE FOR OTHER CITYS. WE ARE LOVE MEATSTEAKS BUT NO PORK WHILE WE MOST OF TIME Muslim. PLEASE NOT SHOW US BOTTOMS FROM YOUR FEETS.

WHEN YOU BEGING TO START TO ENTER MAY YOU BRING ON YOU WITH 200 CIGARETTES 12 CANS BEER AND 2 BOTTLES LIQUOR. I HOPE THIS ENOUGH FOR ONE NIGHT UNTIL YOU ARE CAN IS ABLE TO SHOP IN SHOPMALLS. WHEN YOU DO NOT PEACE WE PUNISH. WE ARE PROUD MEMBERINGS OF P.O.O.P. AND THAT GOOD AND GREAT. WHEN YOU ARE HERE DIE CLAIM WE NO RESPONSEABILITIES. IT RAIN HERE AND WE BECOME MONSOONS. SUCK.

Bangar IS ME SPECIAL PLACE. HERE MEET I MY WIFES. SHE POLICE OFFICER AND WORKS IMPORTANT. SHE MAD WHEN I AM VISIT HER AND BRING TOO MUCH BEERS. I MAKE APOLOGY AND GIVE SHE MORE FOODS AND SHE RETURN QUIET.

WELL THAT ALL. I HOPE YOU ENJOY HERE IN Bangar. WHEN YOU COME BRING YOU MANY BUGKILLSPRAY AND PEACEBOMBS FOR TO COMBAT AND PEACEKILL NOPEACE. I TIRED NOW SO I SLEEP FOR HOURS. I SEE YOU SOON ON FOOTBALLING FIELD AND NOT FORGETTING: GO FUNS!

PEACEINGS ON OUR PLANET

TO TIME HAVE WE WITH PROBLEMS TO FREE FOR ALL. THIS WHY I MAKEING ARMY OF PEACE. WHEN ANYSOMEONE SAY ON SOMETHING NO PEACE NEED WE JOIN FOR TOGETHER IN UNIONS FOR TO DESTRUCTION OF NONPEACE IDEAS. HERE IS BEING THE PLAN:

1. MAKEING PEACE

WITHOUT PEACEING IS OUR EFFORTS WITHOUT GROUND AND PORPOISES. PEACE IS PRIORITY FIRST.

2. DESTROY ALL THAT NOT IS BEING PEACES

AS I AM ALREADY HAVE SAID WE ARE MUST DESTROY ALL THAT NOT PEACE IS. NORMALWISE IS THIS OPENSEEING BUT SOMETIMES IT HEAVY FOR CERTAIN BEING KNOWING.

THINGS NOT BEING PEACE

1. LOCKING THREAD

WE ARE BELIEVE IN PEACE THROUGH COMMUNICATIONS. WHEN SOMEPERSON NOT WANT COMMUNICATE MUST WE HIT THE COMMUNICATIONS OUT FROM HE/SHE/IT. LOCKING THREAD HINDER COMMUNICATIONINGS.

2. RACISMS

SAYING RACIST STUFFS LIKE "HONKY" AND "PORCH MONKEY" IS BEING MUCH RACISTIOUS. NOT SAYING THIS. WHEN YOU SAY BAD RESULT IT IN PEACE WHIPINGS OF PEACE STICK.

3. BEING OCHOCINCO AND/OR DUSTIN DIAMOND

MAN AM I REAL HATE THESE GUYS. I MEAN THIS IN NOT RACISM PEACE WAY. THIS TWO PERSONS ARE CAN TO BE SUFFER ON PEACE BOMBINGS IN ALL OF THE TIMES.

4. NOT MAKEING FUNS

WE ARE MAKE FUN. THIS WHY WE HERE. WHEN YOU ARE DO SOMETHING NOT FUN (FOR EXAMPLING: DELETING FUN POSTINGS OR THREADINGS) MUST WE SEND YOU FOR PEACECHAIR. IN CHAIR OF THE PEACE BECOME YOU LASHINGS OF LIFETIMES. THERE ARE BEING TWO PATHS FOR LEAVING PEACECHAIR.

1. MAKING OCHOCINCO A BAN

2. DIEING FROM THE PEACE

I HOPE ALL YOU JOIN ME IN THIS PEACINGS OF FIGHT FOR TO MAKE FFA A LOVE PLACING FREED FROM NAZI AND RACISTIOUS REIGNSHACKLES WE ARE CALLING SREROTAREDOM AFF.

GO FOOTBALLING!

GO FUNS!

GO PEACEING OR GO TO HOUSE OF PEACEPUNISHINGS!

JOIN P.O.O.P. THIS WEEK!

He had me at Meatsteaks...........................