Game of the Week:
Mozambique Starvin Marvins vs. Ethiopian Starvin' Marvins
The Auto Adjust vs The Originals. Let's check off Mozambique now.
The Generals: check
The Night Riders: check
The Wasps: Close, but no cigar
ShadowChasers: check
The Beavers: check
Taking four out of five current playoff teams is a very nice start to AAA. Holding Somalia to only 29 is also quite impressive. Only having the Bulls and Bush Squirrels to face at the end of the season bodes pretty well for them too.
Now for the Originals
Lost to two, with Kalahari and us left after their big "Name Game" this week. I don't predict that we will stop them like last season, but they do have a pretty cupcake group of games aside from those two.
So this game is not just for the name, it could quite possibly determine playoff seeding. Personally if I was Ethiopia, I would start tanking to get into the bottom 4 seedings, cause the top four doesn't seem to bring any good luck to them. (Sorry guys, two years first round has been sad to watch
)
This game is even on paper. But Robb and KF and Crix are beyond paper. It would not surprise me at all if this is determined by a coin toss in OT. If that's the case, the originals will get the call cause luck is on their side.
Originals 10
Newbies 7
In OT
Originals Game Song: Leftfield - Original
Robb's Crew of Misfits Game Song: Far From Finished - The Imposter
Jupiter Snipers vs. Sahara Death Stalkers
Jupiter is tougher than their record, although no one will know it til probably next season. The Death Stalkers are just kinda pathetic this year, even if they are riding the wave of their domination over the pathetic pre-pubescent pee wee league team that is the Outlaws. Jupiter should roll over the Death Stalkers today, if they don't, someone have a suicide hotline number ready for them.
Jupiter Game Song: Guns N' Roses - It's So Easy
Sahara Game Song: The Offspring - Self Esteem
Madagascar Outlaws vs. Sahara ShadowChasers
The Outlaws suck, Sahara not so much. Sahara's Nation of Domination (The Rock flashback, sorry) should roll over Madagascar and make them their bitches.
Sahara Game Song: The Game - My Bitch
Madacascar Game Song: Midtown - Give it Up
Tuscaloosa Bulls vs. Zimbabwe Bush Squirrel Rebellion
This game goes beyond records as Zimbabwe is tougher then they are showing this year. The Bulls are tougher than nails though. Fierce rush defense, and a fierce mentality. The Squirrels are no strangers to upsets though, and if there is a chance for one today, then this is it. I am calling it for the Bulls though.
Bulls Game Song: Black Label Society - Stronger Than Death
Squirrels Game Song: Sepultura - Arise
South African Bulls vs. Zimbabwe Beavers
Is anyone picking the Bulls in this game?
"Not I," said the cat
"Not I," said the mouse
"Not I," said the dog
"Not I," said the Chiv
"Fine, then we will do it ourselves," said the Bulls
Beavers win
Beavers game song: Capcom throwback game music - WINNER!!!
Bulls game song: Beck - Loser
Fort Wayne Generals vs. Somalia Wasps
Good luck Wasps, look forward to the game
Kalahari Night Riders vs. African Killer Frogs
Kalahari steamrolls this one.
Kalahari game song: Pigface - Steamroller
Frogs game song: Kermit the Frog - It's Not Easy Being Green
Egypt Empire vs. Uganda SilverBacks
Egypt has been struggling lately, and Uganda surprised me with a win over the Frogs last week. This could quite possibly be the best game no one cares about. The fight for survival (or relegation). Madagascar is going, and the Death Stalkers are more than likely going, but you never now. These two teams are just too close to the bottom to feel safe. They are trapped in a corner, and better start getting all medievel on some asses. BTW, Uganda wins
Egypt game song: Kory - Cellar Door
Uganda game song: Nine Inch Nails - Suck
Mozambique Starvin Marvins vs. Ethiopian Starvin' Marvins
The Auto Adjust vs The Originals. Let's check off Mozambique now.
The Generals: check
The Night Riders: check
The Wasps: Close, but no cigar
ShadowChasers: check
The Beavers: check
Taking four out of five current playoff teams is a very nice start to AAA. Holding Somalia to only 29 is also quite impressive. Only having the Bulls and Bush Squirrels to face at the end of the season bodes pretty well for them too.
Now for the Originals
Lost to two, with Kalahari and us left after their big "Name Game" this week. I don't predict that we will stop them like last season, but they do have a pretty cupcake group of games aside from those two.
So this game is not just for the name, it could quite possibly determine playoff seeding. Personally if I was Ethiopia, I would start tanking to get into the bottom 4 seedings, cause the top four doesn't seem to bring any good luck to them. (Sorry guys, two years first round has been sad to watch
) This game is even on paper. But Robb and KF and Crix are beyond paper. It would not surprise me at all if this is determined by a coin toss in OT. If that's the case, the originals will get the call cause luck is on their side.
Originals 10
Newbies 7
In OT
Originals Game Song: Leftfield - Original
Robb's Crew of Misfits Game Song: Far From Finished - The Imposter
Jupiter Snipers vs. Sahara Death Stalkers
Jupiter is tougher than their record, although no one will know it til probably next season. The Death Stalkers are just kinda pathetic this year, even if they are riding the wave of their domination over the pathetic pre-pubescent pee wee league team that is the Outlaws. Jupiter should roll over the Death Stalkers today, if they don't, someone have a suicide hotline number ready for them.
Jupiter Game Song: Guns N' Roses - It's So Easy
Sahara Game Song: The Offspring - Self Esteem
Madagascar Outlaws vs. Sahara ShadowChasers
The Outlaws suck, Sahara not so much. Sahara's Nation of Domination (The Rock flashback, sorry) should roll over Madagascar and make them their bitches.
Sahara Game Song: The Game - My Bitch
Madacascar Game Song: Midtown - Give it Up
Tuscaloosa Bulls vs. Zimbabwe Bush Squirrel Rebellion
This game goes beyond records as Zimbabwe is tougher then they are showing this year. The Bulls are tougher than nails though. Fierce rush defense, and a fierce mentality. The Squirrels are no strangers to upsets though, and if there is a chance for one today, then this is it. I am calling it for the Bulls though.
Bulls Game Song: Black Label Society - Stronger Than Death
Squirrels Game Song: Sepultura - Arise
South African Bulls vs. Zimbabwe Beavers
Is anyone picking the Bulls in this game?
"Not I," said the cat
"Not I," said the mouse
"Not I," said the dog
"Not I," said the Chiv
"Fine, then we will do it ourselves," said the Bulls
Beavers win
Beavers game song: Capcom throwback game music - WINNER!!!
Bulls game song: Beck - Loser
Fort Wayne Generals vs. Somalia Wasps
Good luck Wasps, look forward to the game
Kalahari Night Riders vs. African Killer Frogs
Kalahari steamrolls this one.
Kalahari game song: Pigface - Steamroller
Frogs game song: Kermit the Frog - It's Not Easy Being Green
Egypt Empire vs. Uganda SilverBacks
Egypt has been struggling lately, and Uganda surprised me with a win over the Frogs last week. This could quite possibly be the best game no one cares about. The fight for survival (or relegation). Madagascar is going, and the Death Stalkers are more than likely going, but you never now. These two teams are just too close to the bottom to feel safe. They are trapped in a corner, and better start getting all medievel on some asses. BTW, Uganda wins
Egypt game song: Kory - Cellar Door
Uganda game song: Nine Inch Nails - Suck
