Starting with the more dominant conference (let the flame wars begin! LOL)
West
Omaha v. Cowbells: This game could go either way. We have some good tough battles with the Cowbells, but I think Omaha will avenge the early season loss in a close one.
Skulls v. Snipers: Wow! This could very well be the game of the week. Both teams throw often and do it rather well. I think that the Skulls are just too strong and pull away in the 4th. Either one of two things need to happen, Skulls move up, or Omaha does! LOL Don't really want to play them again!
Compton v. Syndicate: This game will be ugly early. Compton's exit from this league is coming quickly!
Gotham v. BYB: Another great matchup on the slate, between two of the top teams. Just b/c of the short history of Omaha and BYB, I'm going to go with these guys in a very close win. Gotham is a great team, but BYB has a great offense and can hurt you through the air or on the ground.
RR v. Angels: Well, I'm watching the KSU and TT game right now, and I think the outcome of this game will be pretty similar. Angels will get manhandled! Btw, thanks TT for killing KSU. I really cannot stand them!
Cochamba v. Mojave: Another battle between two disappointing teams. Mojave, I believe, will be out of here after this season as well. Cochamba big!
Ags v. Vegas: Two more struggling teams, but the Aggies should have this one.
Austin v. Psychos: Sacramento seems to pull out upsets every season. Sorry Psychos, I just don't think you'll do it this week. Austin, and it should be pretty big
Now onto the East
Stoners v. Rebels: This game won't be close either, which means we'll have to listen to the Stoners talk for another few days til they finally play somebody
Lewiston v. NY: NY should dominate in every facet of this game.
4 C's v. Shelby: Shelby has seemingly gotten better every season, but the Cha Chings showed last game against the Brew Crew that they are a force to be reckoned with. Sorry Shelby, not this game!
Hitmen v. DC: With the recent sale of Chicago, I would expect this would be a good game for paddin stats for DC
Tricity v. Slayers: Good matchup between two middle tier teams. I think Tricity will pull away in the 4th for another victory
El Paso v. Turin: The Executioners are one of those teams that seem to be up and coming in the next couple of seasons. They should be able to handle Turin fairly easily
Dayton v. Kansas: I can't believe Kansas is still here. Pretty sure they were terrible last season too. Dayton will show the league that Kansas should be relegated
Now, for possibly the best game of the week in the league. In the red corner, hovering over the empty keg of beer, the Dirty South Brew Crew. In the blue corner, naked as hell, and trying to teabag the refs, the NC Nudists! Folks, I hope you're ready for a slobber knocker, b/c that is exactly what this is going to be. I think this will be a defensive battle for both teams. Both have potent offenses and strong defenses, however, it seems as though the 4 C's may have found a weakness. I think the Nudists will prove to be too strong and have too much depth for Ezo and company. Will come down to the 4th quarter, but NC will pull this one out!
After the game, Ezo and company strap on their beer can hardhats, and stroll out of the dome. Much to their surprise, Robjay and Keithdude come from behind the corner to swang their nude nutsacks and knock the helmets off, spilling cans and cans of PBR. Ezo promises to make a phone call to league commissioner, Hskrchmps, to report this horribly lude act.
Happy reading all! I will be back on sometime tomorrow, or maybe even tonight. We'll see how drunk I get. Go Skers!
West
Omaha v. Cowbells: This game could go either way. We have some good tough battles with the Cowbells, but I think Omaha will avenge the early season loss in a close one.
Skulls v. Snipers: Wow! This could very well be the game of the week. Both teams throw often and do it rather well. I think that the Skulls are just too strong and pull away in the 4th. Either one of two things need to happen, Skulls move up, or Omaha does! LOL Don't really want to play them again!
Compton v. Syndicate: This game will be ugly early. Compton's exit from this league is coming quickly!
Gotham v. BYB: Another great matchup on the slate, between two of the top teams. Just b/c of the short history of Omaha and BYB, I'm going to go with these guys in a very close win. Gotham is a great team, but BYB has a great offense and can hurt you through the air or on the ground.
RR v. Angels: Well, I'm watching the KSU and TT game right now, and I think the outcome of this game will be pretty similar. Angels will get manhandled! Btw, thanks TT for killing KSU. I really cannot stand them!
Cochamba v. Mojave: Another battle between two disappointing teams. Mojave, I believe, will be out of here after this season as well. Cochamba big!
Ags v. Vegas: Two more struggling teams, but the Aggies should have this one.
Austin v. Psychos: Sacramento seems to pull out upsets every season. Sorry Psychos, I just don't think you'll do it this week. Austin, and it should be pretty big
Now onto the East
Stoners v. Rebels: This game won't be close either, which means we'll have to listen to the Stoners talk for another few days til they finally play somebody
Lewiston v. NY: NY should dominate in every facet of this game.
4 C's v. Shelby: Shelby has seemingly gotten better every season, but the Cha Chings showed last game against the Brew Crew that they are a force to be reckoned with. Sorry Shelby, not this game!
Hitmen v. DC: With the recent sale of Chicago, I would expect this would be a good game for paddin stats for DC
Tricity v. Slayers: Good matchup between two middle tier teams. I think Tricity will pull away in the 4th for another victory
El Paso v. Turin: The Executioners are one of those teams that seem to be up and coming in the next couple of seasons. They should be able to handle Turin fairly easily
Dayton v. Kansas: I can't believe Kansas is still here. Pretty sure they were terrible last season too. Dayton will show the league that Kansas should be relegated
Now, for possibly the best game of the week in the league. In the red corner, hovering over the empty keg of beer, the Dirty South Brew Crew. In the blue corner, naked as hell, and trying to teabag the refs, the NC Nudists! Folks, I hope you're ready for a slobber knocker, b/c that is exactly what this is going to be. I think this will be a defensive battle for both teams. Both have potent offenses and strong defenses, however, it seems as though the 4 C's may have found a weakness. I think the Nudists will prove to be too strong and have too much depth for Ezo and company. Will come down to the 4th quarter, but NC will pull this one out!
After the game, Ezo and company strap on their beer can hardhats, and stroll out of the dome. Much to their surprise, Robjay and Keithdude come from behind the corner to swang their nude nutsacks and knock the helmets off, spilling cans and cans of PBR. Ezo promises to make a phone call to league commissioner, Hskrchmps, to report this horribly lude act.
Happy reading all! I will be back on sometime tomorrow, or maybe even tonight. We'll see how drunk I get. Go Skers!
