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Warhawk
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Broadcasting this week from Sacramento. Gotta say, I think this town is a fabulous representation of Eastern Europe in general. They even go out of their way to speak English. They're even nice enough to give the California Supreme Court a place to do their business.

This week's unbelievable EBay item is the Potala Palace, as seen here:

1. Cape Town Cubicles - They wanted to move up in the rankings, so, here you go.

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/potala-palace-landmark-2.jpg

Bidding starts at $1,500.

Now on to the rankings.

Zeta Conference:
2. Monty Pythons - That was a little too close against Dragons Lite. -1 in turnover differential this season - Cape Town is +7.
3. Rome Raiders - God, apparently Sevastopol sucks.
4. Springfield Isotopes - Wikipedia has 96 entries for Springfield. Not counting Rick Springfield.
5. Dragasani Dragons - 4-2 with a -24 point differential. When do we get to the weak part of our schedule?
6. Macedonia Marauders - Decent.

7. Orange Blood Nation - Yeah, there's a gap there. Deal.
8. Serbian Head Hunters - Broke a 4 game losing streak. At least they won, unlike the next 3 teams, so they get an extra bump.
9. Sevastopol Wolverines - 1.1 yards per carry isn't going to cut it.
10. Istanbul Anatolian Guard Dogs - Embarrassing couple of weeks.
11. Dragons Lite - Kept it close.
12. Stalingrad Loyalists - No real good reason.
13. San Antonio Natives - Ouch.
14. Belgrade Blaze - Belgrade Zippo Lighter
15. New Jersey Mafia - At least they won a scrimmage game.
16. Slob-something - At least they... I got nothin'.

Alpha Conference:
1. Sacramento Storm - Get moved up for beating Mildenhall
2. Lisbon Crows - Play a good team, why dontcha?
3. Mildenhall Grim Reapers - Lose bad and are still in 3rd.
4. Kharkiv Thrashers - Killed Grondo.
5. Saratov Jokers - I can't believe these guys are 5-1.
6. Grondo Titans - Don't quite suck.
7. Bluegrass Hitmen - Last good team in the conference.
8-12 (Tie). Birmingham Lions, Moscow Meat Whistles, Sevastopol Seamen, Zheleznovodsk Chubby Wizards, Smashing Skulls - Cluster&#$%.
13-16. Blech.
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Darkstrand
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your easily one of the most hilarious and awesome rankers in glb
 
bacardi
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ya he is everything iggy was last year and then some.

plus he figured out our turnover ratio. i havent even looked at that. plus i still get a kick out of seeing the game totally fuck up their team name on some screens, and then fix it on some others.

Drăgăşani Dragons

edit: ah crap it works properly in the forums!

damnit it shouldve said dr# 259;g& #259;& #351; ani !!
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glenniosaurus
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you're not your.
 
bacardi
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we need to sign any of warhawk's players once their contract expires so when we move up the league / get re-org'd next season, he can come with us and keep doing these.
 
nawlinsvike
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meat whistles are hanging in the middle. we'll make our move very shortly.
 
josh2otter
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I'm really looking forward to our match up with the Raiders down the line. Should be a good game, until then though, it's killing time
 
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Originally posted by Warhawk

5. Saratov Jokers - I can't believe these guys are 6-1.


fixed your post
 
arlacuesta
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Originally posted by josh2otter
I'm really looking forward to our match up with the Raiders down the line. Should be a good game, until then though, it's killing time


That's gotta wait until we knock off the Pythons from their #1 spot. lol... That should be a good game as well.
 
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Originally posted by Warhawk

2. Lisbon Crows - Play a good team, why dontcha?


Yeah, we just beat the number 3,4 and 6 teams on your rankings. Guess Alpha must really suck, eh?
 
BMB2008
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Is this guy on the Cubicles? I want him on the Cubicles. Someone make that happen.
 
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Originally posted by arlacuesta
That's gotta wait until we knock off the Pythons from their #1 spot. lol... That should be a good game as well.


We've been gearing up for this game all season!
 
Warhawk
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Originally posted by sdt74
Originally posted by Warhawk


2. Lisbon Crows - Play a good team, why dontcha?


Yeah, we just beat the number 3,4 and 6 teams on your rankings. Guess Alpha must really suck, eh?


Actually, yes. Alpha really, really sucks.

That being said, I was drunk when I posted these, so I can't be held liable for the comments. Or for that lamp I broke. Not my fault n' stuff.
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Originally posted by BMB2008
Is this guy on the Cubicles? I want him on the Cubicles. Someone make that happen.


I'll trade him to ya for two whores and a jar of peanut butter.
 
Warhawk
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Originally posted by ress5609
Originally posted by BMB2008

Is this guy on the Cubicles? I want him on the Cubicles. Someone make that happen.


I'll trade him to ya for two whores and a jar of peanut butter.


Pff, I have to be worth at least 3 jars of peanut butter.
 
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