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The lights are low lit as the press wait patiently. They've been told to expect Rick Blaine in a matter of minutes. The tension is mounting, and rumors are flying as to the nature of Rick Blaine's rare appearance in public. Usually he's seen at a movie premier or a club with anywhere from 2 to 8 women with him. Occasionally a teammate or two. But the times he's talked to the press can be counted on one hand.

Some reporters are whispering about a trade. Other's swear he's getting married. And the even crazier reporters from the tabloids think he's coming out of the closet. Which would be hilarious considering their publications are the only ones that report the 'gay' angle, despite the numerous and visually verified internet sex tapes that have starred the infamous QB.

The mumbles grow louder, and the reporters start to stand, as noise can be heard from the tunnel leading down from the locker room.

We see Rick Blaine enter with no less than the entire Lost City Idols cheerleader squad on his arm. The girls are giggling, and laughing, doe-eyed around this tanned Adonis that plays QB for the Winona Warriors.

He steps up to the podium, the girls gathering around him, like the secret service would for the President. After stepping up to the podium, he delivers the most passionate football speech I've heard since Namath guaranteed victory in Super Bowl III.

"Rick Blaine is not here to declare Rick Blaine's heterosexuality. Rick Blaine thinks that anyone who believes Rick Blaine is gay, is so deluded that there's no point reasoning with them."

"Rick Blaine IS here to tell you what's going to happen the rest of this season. Rick Blaine isn't going anywhere. So you can take those trade rumors and shove them where the sun don't shine. And Rick Blaine is NOT getting married. The only woman who could ever tame Rick Blaine died after giving birth to Rick Blaine's son. Rick Blaine Jr. Nikki Fox is who Rick Blaine is talking about. If you don't know who that is, go read up on your history. Or some newspapers from our League's first season."

"No, Rick Blaine is here to tell you that since this league is full of pussies, loud mouths who can't back their shit up, and a bunch of whiny bitches who don't know how to do anything but; that Rick Blaine will not be in this league next year."

An explosion of noise, flashes (not that kind), questions, and curses erupted at this point. He then raised his arms into the air and the crowd of awed reporters fell silent to a person.

"Rick Blaine is not retiring. Rick Blaine is not quitting. Rick Blaine is not changing teams. What's left, you ask? Rick Blaine is moving up to where he belongs next season. AAA. That's right, Rick Blaine is just going to come out and say it. Rick Blaine is going to lead the Winona Warriors to victory this season."

More explosions broke out again after this claim. And he silenced them again with a wave of his hand. At this point, one of the Idols cheerleaders fainted because she thought he was pointing at her. She was quickly carted off of the stage.

"After last seasons devastating loss, the thrill of victory that slipped through our grasp in the last few minutes, the pain Rick Blaine's team felt all through last off-season; Rick Blaine can guarantee you, that Rick Blaine will not let that happen again."

"Firestorm, or no Firestorm. Flash, or no Flash. Idols, or no Idols. And whatever upstart might come along. Rick Blaine says only this."

"Bring it."

And with that, the great Rick Blaine turned and walked back through the tunnel with his harem of cheerleaders following closely behind him. It seems that he has a new determination to help lead his team to victory this year.

Maybe it's his new child who's just starting to play football, following in his father's footsteps. Maybe it's the loss of the only woman he could've ever loved. Maybe it's the pain of coming so close to winning that trophy. And maybe, it's the thought that he let his teammates down when it mattered most.

But Rick Blaine seems like a man on a quest. A quest which no groups of women, no team, no tabloid story, and no amount of money could keep him from focusing every ounce of energy he has, into reaching that goal.

Good Luck Rick Blaine, and God speed.


EDIT - Check the next page for previous Rick Blaine press conferences.


PPS - Previous Rick Blaine threads...

These are worth reading for the most part. Trust me.

http://goallineblitz.com/game/forum_thread.pl?thread_id=375130&page=6

http://goallineblitz.com/game/forum_thread.pl?thread_id=515290

http://goallineblitz.com/game/forum_thread.pl?thread_id=503834

http://goallineblitz.com/game/forum_thread.pl?thread_id=503834&page=2

http://goallineblitz.com/game/forum_thread.pl?thread_id=446905&page=2

http://goallineblitz.com/game/forum_thread.pl?thread_id=478177&page=2 (good one)

http://goallineblitz.com/game/forum_thread.pl?thread_id=578470&page=4

http://goallineblitz.com/game/forum_thread.pl?thread_id=520451&page=2 (another must read)

http://goallineblitz.com/game/forum_thread.pl?thread_id=655241

http://goallineblitz.com/game/forum_thread.pl?thread_id=640596&page=2

And in case you're wondering, MGDL is their first child. The 2nd is RBJr.

Originally posted by Snaza
We see Rick Blaine enter with no less than the entire Lost City Idols cheerleader squad on his arm.
Uh..., somebody needs to tell Rick that all our cheerleaders are guys

See, he knew you would say that.
He even gave me a note to pass on to you.

"What kind of football team has GUY cheerleaders? That's probably the dumbest thing Rick Blaine has ever heard. Please. Bring something better than that to the table Arles."

Yeah, he knew exactly what you were going to say.

Originally posted by Arles
Uh..., somebody needs to tell Rick that all our cheerleaders are guys


They came in on Rick Blaine's arm... I thought that was a given.

Originally posted by Snaza
See, he knew you would say that.
He even gave me a note to pass on to you.

"What kind of football team has GUY cheerleaders? That's probably the dumbest thing Rick Blaine has ever heard. Please. Bring something better than that to the table Arles."

Yeah, he knew exactly what you were going to say.

Bush was a cheerleader wasn't he?

Originally posted by Snaza

"What kind of football team has GUY cheerleaders? That's probably the dumbest thing Rick Blaine has ever heard. Please. Bring something better than that to the table Arles."
We're paranoid that one game Bort is going to slide in massive player injuries. So, we work around the league roster/salary rules and double our cheerleaders as practice squad players.

Also, take it easy on our backup QB next time. He complained that Rick was a little extra rough on him, screaming something about "dropped passes and stickum".

Originally posted by Snaza
The lights are low lit as the press wait patiently. They've been told to expect Rick Blaine in a matter of minutes. The tension is mounting, and rumors are flying as to the nature of Rick Blaine's rare appearance in public. Usually he's seen at a movie premier or a club with anywhere from 2 to 8 women with him. Occasionally a teammate or two. But the times he's talked to the press can be counted on one hand.

Some reporters are whispering about a trade. Other's swear he's getting married. And the even crazier reporters from the tabloids think he's coming out of the closet. Which would be hilarious considering their publications are the only ones that report the 'gay' angle, despite the numerous and visually verified internet sex tapes that have starred the infamous QB.

The mumbles grow louder, and the reporters start to stand, as noise can be heard from the tunnel leading down from the locker room.

We see Rick Blaine enter with no less than the entire Lost City Idols cheerleader squad on his arm. The girls are giggling, and laughing, doe-eyed around this tanned Adonis that plays QB for the Winona Warriors.

He steps up to the podium, the girls gathering around him, like the secret service would for the President. After stepping up to the podium, he delivers the most passionate football speech I've heard since Namath guaranteed victory in Super Bowl III.

"Rick Blaine is not here to declare Rick Blaine's heterosexuality. Rick Blaine thinks that anyone who believes Rick Blaine is gay, is so deluded that there's no point reasoning with them."

"Rick Blaine IS here to tell you what's going to happen the rest of this season. Rick Blaine isn't going anywhere. So you can take those trade rumors and shove them where the sun don't shine. And Rick Blaine is NOT getting married. The only woman who could ever tame Rick Blaine died after giving birth to Rick Blaine's son. Rick Blaine Jr. Nikki Fox is who Rick Blaine is talking about. If you don't know who that is, go read up on your history. Or some newspapers from our League's first season."

"No, Rick Blaine is here to tell you that since this league is full of pussies, loud mouths who can't back their shit up, and a bunch of whiny bitches who don't know how to do anything but; that Rick Blaine will not be in this league next year."

An explosion of noise, flashes (not that kind), questions, and curses erupted at this point. He then raised his arms into the air and the crowd of awed reporters fell silent to a person.

"Rick Blaine is not retiring. Rick Blaine is not quitting. Rick Blaine is not changing teams. What's left, you ask? Rick Blaine is moving up to where he belongs next season. AAA. That's right, Rick Blaine is just going to come out and say it. Rick Blaine is going to lead the Winona Warriors to victory this season."

More explosions broke out again after this claim. And he silenced them again with a wave of his hand. At this point, one of the Idols cheerleaders fainted because she thought he was pointing at her. She was quickly carted off of the stage.

"After last seasons devastating loss, the thrill of victory that slipped through our grasp in the last few minutes, the pain Rick Blaine's team felt all through last off-season; Rick Blaine can guarantee you, that Rick Blaine will not let that happen again."

"Firestorm, or no Firestorm. Flash, or no Flash. Idols, or no Idols. And whatever upstart might come along. Rick Blaine says only this."

"Bring it."

And with that, the great Rick Blaine turned and walked back through the tunnel with his harem of cheerleaders following closely behind him. It seems that he has a new determination to help lead his team to victory this year.

Maybe it's his new child who's just starting to play football, following in his father's footsteps. Maybe it's the loss of the only woman he could've ever loved. Maybe it's the pain of coming so close to winning that trophy. And maybe, it's the thought that he let his teammates down when it mattered most.

But Rick Blaine seems like a man on a quest. A quest which no groups of women, no team, no tabloid story, and no amount of money could keep him from focusing every ounce of energy he has, into reaching that goal.

Good Luck Rick Blaine, and God speed.



quoted for later on in the season.....during playoffs

They also came on Rick Blaine's arm...and his face. Rick Blaine loves him some bukkake.

Man, Rick Blaine must be sad.

He thought that speaking would provoke some intelligent, well-thought out conversations/arguments.

Not the same old recycled crap over and over again.

This is actually kind of pathetic people.

I really do expect more from our league.

i didn't even read any of it to tell you the truth

EDIT
actually i noticed the part where you said you are guaranteeing the conf championship....hence the quote, for later if you lose

Originally posted by Snaza

He thought that speaking would provoke some intelligent, well-thought out conversations/arguments.


intelligence and alpha dont go together really well....they seem to be happy to be ditch diggers

LOL, depends on the $$

Originally posted by Snaza
Man, Rick Blaine must be sad.

He thought that speaking would provoke some intelligent, well-thought out conversations/arguments.

Not the same old recycled crap over and over again.

This is actually kind of pathetic people.

I really do expect more from our league.

You probably shouldn't... but regardless, I'm no longer in this league.

Originally posted by
More explosions broke out again after this claim. And he silenced them again with a wave of his hand. At this point, one of the Idols cheerleaders fainted because she thought he was pointing at her. She was quickly carted off of the stage.

that was funny...lol

Sorry about the bukkake blast (save your "i blasted your mother with some bukkake" jokes or anything close to that, buttholes, I am not even going to skim over them), Snaza. I didn't know that bukkake was a trite subject here.


Well written, I giggled and even LMAO'd a little IRL.


Good stuff. This should be an example to everyone else in this forum of how to bring the funny and how to post.

Bravo.