Welcome to beautiful Dragasani. We have cake.
Today's spectacular EBay item is this luxury yacht.
http://new-motortrends.com/Luxury-yacht.jpg
On to the rankings...
Zeta Conference:
1. Cape Town Cubicles - That one wasn't really close.
2. Monty Pythons - Less interesting posters than Cape Town.
3. Springfield Isotopes - Specialize in close losses.
4. Rome Raiders - Ouch.
5. Macedonia Marauders - Actually beat some decent teams.
6. Dragasani Dragons - Wait, what?
7. Orange Blood Nation - Haven't played anybody.
8. Sevastopol Wolverines - Haven't played anybody.
9. Istanbul Anatolian Guard Dogs - Haven't beaten anybody.
10. San Antonio Loyalists - Better than Stalingrad.
11. Belgrade Blaze - Better than Stalingrad.
12. Draguignan Dragons 83 - Stole our name. And better than Stalingrad.
13. Serbian Head Hunters - Lost to better teams than Stalingrad (like being a taller midget).
14. Stalingrad Loyalists - God damn.
15. New Jersey Mafia - These guys suck, but not quite as bad as...
16. Slobodzeya Es Cargo - Car does not go.
Alpha Conference:
1. Lisbon Crows - Not eating crow.
2. Sacramento Storm - They're 5-0, why the heck not.
3. Mildenhall Grim Reapers - Nice resume.
4. Grondo Titans - Feasting on the middle of the conference.
5. Saratov Jokers - Man, this conference sucks.
6. Kharkiv Thrashers - I really don't know anything about this conference.
7. Bluegrass Hitmen - At least they beat Birmingham.
8. Moscow Meat Whistles - Seriously? Meat whistles?
9-11(Tie). Sevastopol Seamen, Smashing Skulls, Birmingham Lions - Combined # of wins of teams they've beaten: 0
12. Zheleznovodsk Chubby Wizards - Same as above, but chubbier and harder to spell.
13-15(Tie). Sofia Dogs, Buffalo Reverends, Danish Disasters - Suck.
16. Glass City Fightin' Thundercats - Suck even more. And have a ridiculous name. WTF?
Today's spectacular EBay item is this luxury yacht.
http://new-motortrends.com/Luxury-yacht.jpg
On to the rankings...
Zeta Conference:
1. Cape Town Cubicles - That one wasn't really close.
2. Monty Pythons - Less interesting posters than Cape Town.
3. Springfield Isotopes - Specialize in close losses.
4. Rome Raiders - Ouch.
5. Macedonia Marauders - Actually beat some decent teams.
6. Dragasani Dragons - Wait, what?
7. Orange Blood Nation - Haven't played anybody.
8. Sevastopol Wolverines - Haven't played anybody.
9. Istanbul Anatolian Guard Dogs - Haven't beaten anybody.
10. San Antonio Loyalists - Better than Stalingrad.
11. Belgrade Blaze - Better than Stalingrad.
12. Draguignan Dragons 83 - Stole our name. And better than Stalingrad.
13. Serbian Head Hunters - Lost to better teams than Stalingrad (like being a taller midget).
14. Stalingrad Loyalists - God damn.
15. New Jersey Mafia - These guys suck, but not quite as bad as...
16. Slobodzeya Es Cargo - Car does not go.
Alpha Conference:
1. Lisbon Crows - Not eating crow.
2. Sacramento Storm - They're 5-0, why the heck not.
3. Mildenhall Grim Reapers - Nice resume.
4. Grondo Titans - Feasting on the middle of the conference.
5. Saratov Jokers - Man, this conference sucks.
6. Kharkiv Thrashers - I really don't know anything about this conference.
7. Bluegrass Hitmen - At least they beat Birmingham.
8. Moscow Meat Whistles - Seriously? Meat whistles?
9-11(Tie). Sevastopol Seamen, Smashing Skulls, Birmingham Lions - Combined # of wins of teams they've beaten: 0
12. Zheleznovodsk Chubby Wizards - Same as above, but chubbier and harder to spell.
13-15(Tie). Sofia Dogs, Buffalo Reverends, Danish Disasters - Suck.
16. Glass City Fightin' Thundercats - Suck even more. And have a ridiculous name. WTF?
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