Warrior General Games

So it's another battle of the undefeated in Alpha... we have the MIGHTY MIGHTY Cows in one Corner, and in the other some poor Abba tribute band who seem quite ready to receive a good milking...

Anyone any thoughts?

The mighty Turnips have come off a very tight game were they played some sick bastards from Michigan where they farm and milk Cheetahs?? God knows what they'll be doing in Detroit next!

Having been tested to the full in their previous game against the mighty Cheetah Farm, do the long blonde babes from Sverige have anything left in the tank or will they face a humiliating head down in manure defeat at the hoofs of the Mighty Cows (c).

One possible plan of defeating the Cows the cunning Swedes have come up with is somehow demolishing what I presume was a stadium called 'Stacker Field' now what lies in its place is a piece of grass and a bench to hold an earth shatteringly high capacity of 6 fans....


Can the Swedes put up a brave fight? Can Derek actually be bothered to set tactics? Can the Cows backroom staff manage to hide all Trents narcotics before the game so he's not literally 'high' jumping for the ball for once? Can the Cows manage to find 'Stacker Field'? Does anyone give a fuck anymore? Tune in tomorrow to find out!!!!


I'm BACK

hahaha! I have missed your cocky antics.

I would only like to say that as a fan of Swedish erotic films, I am thoroughly looking forward to seeing some Swedes suck off my beloved Cows. I guarantee that no amount of Donkeys could equal the facialising power of a herd of ravenous Cows.

I pity the the team that the hapless swedes come up against after their Cows debut as they will be fully loaded with copious amounts of calcium and raring for a game after spending most of their Cows experience resting under our hoofs.

Be afraid you blond haired furniture builders, your pretty faces, deep throats and affordable 3 piece living room sets will only serve as fuel for Cows retribution.

Damnit man... you can not flat pack quality merchandise!!!! lol


Good luck guys!

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

That will be a good one, and my team faces their first real challenge playing St Pete. Some good games this week!

Wow, this forum really is dead...

Dead like a fox sir.

Nobody to poke fun at anymore... or even get a bit of a laugh out of. This forum has the bad Aids, like full blown Aids... Im HIV positive that this forum is dead.

That better get at least 1 disgusted reply.

NOT HIV BUT FULL BLOWN AIDS!!!!!!!


I hope so, otherwise me and you and going to have to play several roles in here!

LOL@ ZETA

People from Moscow are like the gays from TV

Pirates/Ferrymen are necrophiliacs

Julia Styles is a fat whore

Where the hell is Fehervar??? Wherever it is, I bet it's shit...

Is it any co-incidence that the bottom 4 teams in EASTERN EUROPE AA#4 Alpha are all named after places in the U.S.? Does that say anything for the intellect of the people who named and run these teams?? (I love you all. Really)


PLEASE SOMEONE HAS TO BITE ON THIS THREAD AFTER THAT!!!!!

Bo Selecta sir...

I disagree with the Julia Styles fat whore comment... but I will say that she's a bow mouthed cod fish with the personality of a used tampon. Yet and all, if given the chance I'd still let put her hands down my pants and touch my sexy man udder. She is famous after all.

As for Fehvayhejer... I think its in Ethiopia or San Francisco... either way, I blame them for the Aids. lol (go'n to hell and possibly for an enforced holiday from the forums).

Bring back LBT, the bunch of mindless wankers were good for something... talking complete balls to other mindless wankers.

Derek... you may have started something terrible.

I hope so!!!

Well that game was easier than I expected...

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

what a pile of pish.

Killer needs tested, that was not a test, are there no REAL teams in EE AA#4

he will now have to roam the streets looking for real action, the kind he never gets from EE AA#4 or ManBearPig.

Originally posted by IggyWH
That will be a good one, and my team faces their first real challenge playing St Pete. Some good games this week!

Nice one Athens. You guys had us sweating until the big 4th qtr rally.

Originally posted by Swampbeast


MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

what a pile of pish.

Killer needs tested, that was not a test, are there no REAL teams in EE AA#4

he will now have to roam the streets looking for real action, the kind he never gets from EE AA#4 or ManBearPig.

Killers ass is 8 ft wide since MBP joined the team. Shut ur mouth swampy... or a half man, half bear, half pig will fill it with 3 different kinds of meat. lol

weirdo.

damn you guys and your filth i have been lurking my ass off around here but didnt want to be the only one throwing the filth around since it didnt seem like GLB was ever here any more. But no one has been able to play with my man utter like the lovely lynxes from leicester.
On a non-filth note "The SEC Champions have decided to change their name to Krakow Cows Farm Team" jk

Wow, the homoeroticism has reached new hights. LBT leaves and the Cows inhibitions are thrown to the wind. Who has been putting artificial hormones in the feed?

Originally posted by Juan Fiddy
Who has been putting artificial hormones in the feed?

*Raises hand*

I wanted to see if their udders would grow extra-long. I'm super-hot for long, pointy nipples.

Juan bring back your damn kitty cats back here! we need someone to homoeroticise with!