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Michael Strahan reports -

"...a sad day for Outlaws fans but great news for the Snipers. We're joined now, via Sniper-Cam, by one of Portland's favourite sons, Fingers Butter. Fingers, good to see you again, how are you doing?"

"I'm okay Mike, just getting myself settled and ready for the training camps at the moment."

"A surprise move for you Fingers. After a record breaking Pro-Bowl season you must have had plenty of offers for your services, why the Snipers?"

"I knew a few of the guys there already and some of the Outlaws had already headed over. It's a team very much in re-building at the moment but after speaking to the owner it was an easy decision to make."

"So, what happened with the Outlaws? Why the sudden implosion?"

"Well Mike, that's Outlaw business and we'll keep it that way. I'm a Sniper now, let's talk about them."

"Okay, any predictions for the season?"

"Ha, ha, yeah we've been down that road before. No, there's no predictions coming from me. I'll say this though, I wouldn't have come here if I didn't think we could do something this season. I had good numbers last season and I'll be looking to continue that here and help the team any way I can."

"How about records then Fingers, do you have your eye on Jupiter's record book?"

"Hey, you know me Mike. Fingers always has an eye on these things."

"Well, good luck to you Fingers. We'll keep an eye on you and catch up with you again sometime soon. Join us after the break as we take a look at the first team of convicts to join the league..."

Good write up! Glad to see someone just having fun with the game, and this definately helps liven up the board! Good luck to you this season (against everyone except the ESM of course)

yeah except I thought he was talking about the Madagascar Outlaws :/

Holy crap! I thought he was talking about them too. He appears to be from Portland. Gotta give him some props for that.

Yeah, there's a few come over from the Portland Outlaws over in AA#2.

"via Sniper-Cam" I like it.

Snipers fans were in uproar today as it was revealed that their top receiver, Fingers Butter, was over-looked in the Pro-bowl polls despite leading the conference in yards by almost two hundred. They claim his acheivement was even more remarkable due to the current rebuilding of the team. Fingers was quoted as saying, "You gotta be f#!&in' s#!&in' me!"