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Mogadishu, Somalia
The Terrordome
Rusty Tankard reporting for Reuters

In an attempt to raise additional cash and to recruit new Wide Receivers, the hometown Mogadishu Malice have turned to an unlikely event; the bake sale. The brainchild of starting Strong Safety and one of the team’s MVPs, Christoph Maunder, the Malice are looking for anyone who can catch a thrown cupcake at the distance of twenty yards.

Said Maunder; “As a football player, we have a lot of free time during the off season. Some players like to go back home, some like to hit the clubs, I like to bake.” He even went so far as to challenge a well-known TV personality; “I’d like to take on Iron Chef Masaharu Morimoto to a bake-off. I think I could take him.”

Offensive Coordinator, Sulfadias0, weighed in on the event; “I think a bake sale is a great way to interact with the community. It’s a much better idea than the Morning Star giveaway we had during a home game this season. I don’t know who thought that was a good idea.”

When reached for comment, team owner Arutacha was still complaining about the regular season scheduling which saw the Malice travel to California, New Jersey, Illinois, and Minnesota for games. He said; “Do you have any idea how hard it is to get a non-stop flight from Somalia to anywhere in the States? We had to go there four times! Half our players had to take a boat to the Los Angeles game!”

Still, everyone involved with the Malice were upbeat regarding the event. Said Fullback Gnash Rambler; “This is one way to keep my weight up. At last count, I’ve eaten 87 cupcakes.” Our interview with Rambler was cut short as he made a mad dash to a restroom in the stadium.

If you didn’t make it to the bake sale, the Malice would still like interested Wide Receivers to send highlight film to;

Mogadishu Malice
1 Malice Way
Mogadishu, Somalia
 
dsl20
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LMFAO!!!

Thats great! well done!
 
BSUblemler
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that is hilarious. Arutacha, you need to have more free time on your hands. I like it.
 
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i still havent heard from morimoto!! hes ducking me for sure. sorry guys, its back to baking for me, i love it so much.
 
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Haha.
 
darkstar187
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awesome press release, bake sales rule
 
jste33
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Screw your bake sale.

http://goallineblitz.com/game/team.pl?team_id=5260

Schedule a friendly.
 
AWolf02
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Looks like they still need all the help they can get.
 


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