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Felicus Feline Generals

glad to see so many FGs

Originally posted by KP

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Felicus Feline Generals

glad to see so many FGs

Ur doin it wrong.

You're supposed to grovel before their greatness and kiss their Regional Pro #3 ring.

Good game, Jersey! You made things a little interesting near the end.

Thanks Gambler

Originally posted by Novus
Ur doin it wrong.

You're supposed to grovel before their greatness and kiss their Regional Pro #3 ring.

mmmmmmm not happening

why did I just have a vision of King Arthur and the round table knights.....

Oh, look, Felicus lost to Miami. I guess darncat spent too much time polishing his Regional Pro #3 "Super Bowl" ring and not enough time gameplanning.

Also, isn't it interesting how darncat's little minions go radio-silent when they're losing? Gee, it's almost like they're too cowardly to face the music when Dear Leader's proclamations of excellence turn out to be nothing but hot air and empty promises. But beat Paris twice (while losing to literally all of their other human opponents), and they want a parade or something.

Ah well... guess I should be happy they lose so often. Keeps 'em quiet!

Alabama Tidesports Crimson Tide GG

5 ints

Originally posted by Novus
But beat Paris twice (while losing to literally all of their other human opponents)


I just dont know whats up with us ......srsly

Originally posted by KP

I just dont know whats up with us ......srsly





You'll get them next year... unless they demote back down to Regional Pro #3 to win another "Super Bowl."

Good game, Austin! Had a feeling you'd be tougher with 100 Chemistry. See you in the playoffs!

Well, well, well... looks like Felicus will finish with 9 wins, which is a staggering ONE win above my prediction of 8. Only thing I got wrong is that Felicus beat Paris twice, not once, but otherwise Felicus lost to every human roster they faced, a record of 2-8 against real teams in either regular season or Tourney play.

Meanwhile, Palm Bay didn't exactly dominate, but we're currently 7-4 against real teams, which is certainly better than 2-8. And if we beat Ferrara in Game 16, that makes us 8-4. Oh, and one team we beat in the Tourney is the Miami Toadfrogs, a team that beat Felicus twice.

Bye, Felicus. Go back to Regional Pro, the only tier where you can win.

Good game, Ferrara! Looks like your efforts on D have secured you the #3 seed after all. I thought we'd get Austin, but looks like we're getting you instead. See you in the playoffs!

Wasn't early enough to catch Europe, so they're already final regular season rankings, the rest are Week 15.

Europe

Rnk ..... Off ..... Def .... SoS ........... W-L-T... Team
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.414 ........ 16-0.... Oakland Suppressinators
2.. ........ 2 ........ 3 ........ 0.477 ........ 14-2.... C-Town MF'n Hood
3.. ........ 3 ........ 2 ........ 0.477 ........ 14-2.... Belgrade Zombies
4.. ........ 4 ........ 6 ........ 0.500 ........ 11-5.... Adriatic Sea Wasps
5.. ........ 6 ........ 4 ........ 0.516 ........ 9-7...... Victory Side Fighters
6.. ........ 5 ........ 5 ........ 0.461 ........ 10-6.... Rangoon Creepers
7.. ........ 7 ........ 7 ........ 0.539 ........ 6-10.... Amsterdam Crusaders
8.. ........ 8 ........ 8 ........ 0.484 ........ 7-9...... Chicago Centurions
9.. ........ 9 ........ 9 ........ 0.508 ........ 4-12.... Blue Mountain State Goats
10 ...... 10 ...... 10 ........ 0.508 ........ 4-12.... Hershey Squirts
11 ...... 11 ...... 11 ........ 0.531 ........ 1-15.... Bayside Tigers
12 ...... 12 ...... 12 ........ 0.586 ........ 0-16.... Memphis Express

North America

Rnk ..... Off ..... Def .... SoS ........... W-L-T... Team
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.422 ........ 15-0.... American Muscle
2.. ........ 2 ........ 2 ........ 0.467 ........ 14-1.... Alabama Tidesports Crimson Tide
3.. ........ 3 ........ 3 ........ 0.458 ........ 12-3.... MIAMI ROADFROGS
4.. ........ 5 ........ 5 ........ 0.480 ........ 10-5.... All The King's Men
5.. ........ 4 ........ 4 ........ 0.471 ........ 9-6...... Paris Smexies
6.. ........ 6 ........ 6 ........ 0.533 ........ 8-7...... Felicus Feline Generals
7.. ........ 7 ........ 7 ........ 0.449 ........ 9-6...... Madtown Bucky
8.. ........ 8 ........ 8 ........ 0.498 ........ 6-9...... Madison Ferrets 5.0
9.. ...... 10 ...... 10 ........ 0.564 ........ 3-12.... Gurupie Farmers
10 ........ 9 ........ 9 ........ 0.516 ........ 3-12.... Trill Nation
11 ...... 11 ...... 11 ........ 0.573 ........ 1-14.... D.C. Freedom
12 ...... 12 ...... 12 ........ 0.569 ........ 0-15.... TEY5MOD TEY5MOD

NEXT WEEK'S MATCHUPS
Exp Score  Matchup
  37 -     7    American Muscle def. Madtown Bucky
  62 -   14    All The King's Men def. Madison Ferrets 5.0
  66 -     6    Gurupie Farmers def. D.C. Freedom
158 -     6    Alabama Tidesports Crimson Tide def. Trill Nation
  22 -   14    MIAMI ROADFROGS def. Paris Smexies
255 -     0    Felicus Feline Generals def. TEY5MOD TEY5MOD

Pacific

Rnk ..... Off ..... Def .... SoS ........... W-L-T... Team
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.416 ........ 15-0.... The 4th Street Gang
2.. ........ 2 ........ 2 ........ 0.471 ........ 14-1.... Auburn War Eagles
3.. ........ 5 ........ 3 ........ 0.489 ........ 12-3.... Palm Bay Palookas
4.. ........ 6 ........ 5 ........ 0.498 ........ 10-5.... Ferrara Salama & Caplaz
5.. ........ 4 ........ 4 ........ 0.489 ........ 10-5.... Austin Dawgz
6.. ........ 3 ........ 6 ........ 0.469 ........ 9-6...... Christchurch Fighting Maori
7.. ........ 7 ........ 7 ........ 0.580 ........ 5-10.... Jersey HighRollers
8.. ........ 8 ........ 8 ........ 0.571 ........ 4-12.... Ho Chi Mean Hot Mamas
9.. ........ 9 ........ 9 ........ 0.491 ........ 5-10.... Bourbontown BlueCats
10 ...... 10 ...... 10 ........ 0.496 ........ 4-11.... Nairobi Warthogs
11 ...... 11 ...... 11 ........ 0.504 ........ 1-14.... Mean Machine
12 ...... 12 ...... 12 ........ 0.478 ........ 1-14.... SOUTH GEORGIA GROWL

NEXT WEEK'S MATCHUPS
Exp Score  Matchup
  29 -   14    Auburn War Eagles def. Austin Dawgz
  23 -   18    Palm Bay Palookas def. Ferrara Salama & Caplaz
  50 -   26    Jersey HighRollers def. Ho Chi Mean Hot Mamas
255 -     0    The 4th Street Gang def. SOUTH GEORGIA GROWL
255 -     3    Christchurch Fighting Maori def. Mean Machine
154 -   28    Bourbontown BlueCats def. Nairobi Warthogs

South Atlantic

Rnk ..... Off ..... Def .... SoS ........... W-L-T... Team
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.431 ........ 15-0.... Montlake Huskies
2.. ........ 2 ........ 2 ........ 0.462 ........ 13-2.... Brazilian Dirty Sanchez
3.. ........ 5 ........ 3 ........ 0.476 ........ 13-2.... Santiago Benitos
4.. ........ 3 ........ 5 ........ 0.493 ........ 10-5.... THE LOSTENSES MONSTER
5.. ........ 4 ........ 4 ........ 0.502 ........ 8-7...... LA Express
6.. ........ 7 ........ 7 ........ 0.533 ........ 9-6...... Jersey Mets
7.. ........ 8 ........ 6 ........ 0.484 ........ 8-7...... Tatooine Jedi Squirrels
8.. ........ 6 ........ 8 ........ 0.511 ........ 5-10.... Kenosha Creepers
9.. ........ 9 ........ 9 ........ 0.476 ........ 5-10.... Cape Horn Nemesis
10 ...... 10 ...... 10 ........ 0.524 ........ 3-12.... Hammer Time
11 ...... 11 ...... 11 ........ 0.533 ........ 1-14.... Crimea Sea Dragons
12 ...... 12 ...... 12 ........ 0.573 ........ 0-15.... LOLBAR SUPERSTARS

NEXT WEEK'S MATCHUPS
Exp Score  Matchup
  31 -     8    Brazilian Dirty Sanchez def. Tatooine Jedi Squirrels
  37 -   14    Santiago Benitos def. Kenosha Creepers
226 -     0    Jersey Mets def. LOLBAR SUPERSTARS
228 -     3    Montlake Huskies def. Cape Horn Nemesis
255 -     0    THE LOSTENSES MONSTER def. Crimea Sea Dragons
169 -     6    LA Express def. Hammer Time

Congrats, Paris! Not only did you upset the Roadfrogs, but you also stayed ahead of Felicus and forced them into the 4-seed. Now they get to face Alabama, the team that just whomped 'em by 57.

Since my pre-season prediction for Felicus was just about spot-on, here's another one. Felicus will get throttled in the playoffs, and none of Darncat's minions will have a damn thing to say about it in the playoffs. They'll flee back to Regional Pro #3, where they'll go 16-0 against a bunch of gutted CPU teams, win another meaningless "Super Bowl," and re-emerge in the Forums to crow about it as if it means something. Then they'll return to Natty Pro and get their teeth kicked in. Again. Wash, rinse, repeat.

Bookmark this post. I want glory and adulation from all you mother-fuckers when this all comes true.

Originally posted by Novus
Congrats, Paris! Not only did you upset the Roadfrogs, but you also stayed ahead of Felicus and forced them into the 4-seed. Now they get to face Alabama, the team that just whomped 'em by 57.

Since my pre-season prediction for Felicus was just about spot-on, here's another one. Felicus will get throttled in the playoffs, and none of Darncat's minions will have a damn thing to say about it in the playoffs. They'll flee back to Regional Pro #3, where they'll go 16-0 against a bunch of gutted CPU teams, win another meaningless "Super Bowl," and re-emerge in the Forums to crow about it as if it means something. Then they'll return to Natty Pro and get their teeth kicked in. Again. Wash, rinse, repeat.

Bookmark this post. I want glory and adulation from all you mother-fuckers when this all comes true.

Majority will be in decline. I bet he guts and starts over. Most of his multi's are inactive...So who knows if he will even fill the team if he can't remember their passwords.