Alright, roll call!
Adriatic... Adriatic... oh, there you are, slouching in the back of the classroom. Don't even care enough to raise your hand for roll call, huh? Slacker!
All-American... right there in the front row, ready to go. You really don't need to wear a suit-and-tie for this, though.
ECE... oh wait, no, they gave up and dropped out! I can cross them off my list! Thank goodness too, such annoying little brats they were.
Fourth Street... Fourth Street... oh, ther-- OH GEEZ DON'T EAT THE PASTE DON'T EAT THE PASTE!!! STOP!!! Wow, I'm really gonna have to keep an eye on you this season, aren't I? I really don't want to have to explain to your parents how you ended up dying accidentally in my classroom.
Hawaii... STOP THIS INSTANT, young man. Did you think I wasn't going to see you taping that "Kick Me" sign to Palm Bay's back? That's just mean.
Jersey... oh, good grief, there's two of you. Okay, Jersey HighRollers... wait a minute, weren't you supposed to go over to the remedial class this season? I mean, you flunked every test last season. Ah well, I'll do the best I can with you this season.
Jersey Mets... glad to see you back in my classroom this season, but remember... getting the best grades in the remedial class last season doesn't mean you're going to ace this class this season.
Monmouth... you appear to be missing your shoes. Did you leave them behind in the remedial classroom? Go get them real quick.
Montlake... I'm not quite sure how you managed to make every piece of your clothing the exact same shade of purple, and your hair too. Is your underwear purple too? Wait, no, don't show me. I SAID DON'T SHOW ME. I did NOT need to see that. Geez.
New Orleans... oh, good grief, half of your hair has been shaven off and someone drew a goatee on your face with a sharpie. Did you fall asleep in the remedial class while everyone else was still in there? Did Jersey Mets do that to you? I see you snickering, Jersey, you should be ashamed of yourself! New Orleans, go to the bathroom and see if you can clean up your face. Not sure what we're going to do about your hair.
Palm Bay... STOP THAT RIGHT NOW. I don't care if Hawaii taped a Kick Me sign to your back, that doesn't give you the right to do that to Adriatic. Pick on someone your own size. Go ahead. Try to tape that sign to Hawaii's back and see what happens.
Paris... what a delight to see you back here again! I know you hated being in the remedial class in your second season, but what a turnaround you made in your studies when you came back here last season! You might even give Hawaii a run for his money this no, no, I can't say that with a straight face, I'm so sorry. I tried.
Sydney... oh, I think you have something stuck in your teeth there. And my, you have a lot of teeth!
Hood Rich... where's Hood Rich? Has anyone seen Hood Rich? ... Oh, geez, he's outside and his tongue is stuck to the flag pole!!! Did one of you put him up to this? Shame on you! All of you, stay right here!
Adriatic... Adriatic... oh, there you are, slouching in the back of the classroom. Don't even care enough to raise your hand for roll call, huh? Slacker!
All-American... right there in the front row, ready to go. You really don't need to wear a suit-and-tie for this, though.
ECE... oh wait, no, they gave up and dropped out! I can cross them off my list! Thank goodness too, such annoying little brats they were.
Fourth Street... Fourth Street... oh, ther-- OH GEEZ DON'T EAT THE PASTE DON'T EAT THE PASTE!!! STOP!!! Wow, I'm really gonna have to keep an eye on you this season, aren't I? I really don't want to have to explain to your parents how you ended up dying accidentally in my classroom.
Hawaii... STOP THIS INSTANT, young man. Did you think I wasn't going to see you taping that "Kick Me" sign to Palm Bay's back? That's just mean.
Jersey... oh, good grief, there's two of you. Okay, Jersey HighRollers... wait a minute, weren't you supposed to go over to the remedial class this season? I mean, you flunked every test last season. Ah well, I'll do the best I can with you this season.
Jersey Mets... glad to see you back in my classroom this season, but remember... getting the best grades in the remedial class last season doesn't mean you're going to ace this class this season.
Monmouth... you appear to be missing your shoes. Did you leave them behind in the remedial classroom? Go get them real quick.
Montlake... I'm not quite sure how you managed to make every piece of your clothing the exact same shade of purple, and your hair too. Is your underwear purple too? Wait, no, don't show me. I SAID DON'T SHOW ME. I did NOT need to see that. Geez.
New Orleans... oh, good grief, half of your hair has been shaven off and someone drew a goatee on your face with a sharpie. Did you fall asleep in the remedial class while everyone else was still in there? Did Jersey Mets do that to you? I see you snickering, Jersey, you should be ashamed of yourself! New Orleans, go to the bathroom and see if you can clean up your face. Not sure what we're going to do about your hair.
Palm Bay... STOP THAT RIGHT NOW. I don't care if Hawaii taped a Kick Me sign to your back, that doesn't give you the right to do that to Adriatic. Pick on someone your own size. Go ahead. Try to tape that sign to Hawaii's back and see what happens.
Paris... what a delight to see you back here again! I know you hated being in the remedial class in your second season, but what a turnaround you made in your studies when you came back here last season! You might even give Hawaii a run for his money this no, no, I can't say that with a straight face, I'm so sorry. I tried.
Sydney... oh, I think you have something stuck in your teeth there. And my, you have a lot of teeth!
Hood Rich... where's Hood Rich? Has anyone seen Hood Rich? ... Oh, geez, he's outside and his tongue is stuck to the flag pole!!! Did one of you put him up to this? Shame on you! All of you, stay right here!