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Originally posted by xylo
OK , riddle me this ....................

http://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/player.pl?player_id=371998

Season 2 player, just played 2 games in season 69 , but only 703 days old .................
How did he stop the ageing process ?
Whats his biblical name ?


Did it hit the end of the script's age limit and start over LOL
 
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Originally posted by csull36
As the agent of the #1 All Time HOF FS, congrats, that is really impressive! Makes me wish I extended Ed Reeds career.
http://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/player.pl?player_id=612190

Building FS dots back in the early days was really fun. It was a unique challenge to make an impact with them because of how hard it was to get ints. I'm thinking about playing GLB again... is it still good? I have a million flex lol


The legendary Ed Reed! Don't worry, I'm pretty sure your #1 ranking is safe...unless Glossy stays active until around 2050.I'm pretty sure Glossy was #10 on the All-Time FS list when he was "done" with his real career. But looks like every 20 seasons or so he has a chance to bump up a spot since he's now at #8. Watch out!
 
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Originally posted by xylo
Inspired by Glossy Eyes , thought I'd try and sign a few D +2000 to Regional pro Team.Imagine my surprise when got this message.
" This player is not of the right age to sign in this team's league. Players must be between 181 and 1000 days old to join this league. "
Didn't know about D1000 limit .


Yeah I think a long long time ago myself and the team owner PM'd support to just keep him on the team until one of us said otherwise.

I have a bad feeling this fun announcement is going to turn in to Glossy getting banished with people complaining and/or making requests to support to let their old, unretired DOTs be added back to teams. I hope not, but if so, I guess the silver lining is I'll be able to stop logging in, say my goodbyes to my illegitimate child, and move on with my life.

For the record, anyone worried that I somehow unveiled a secret "fountain of youth" strategy that will have Glossy back to upper-level relevance...it's not. While the Player Value, Effective Level, and lol bars look like he's making a comeback, the actual attributes are ridiculously low (in the low 30s for attributes I've trained to 100, lol.) due to full decline always being applied. Every time I train up an atty a point, it applies like 0.25 points to it in reality. So yeah, please leave Glossy alone and let me have my fun, he's not gonna ruin the game for at least the next 75 years irl.
 
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Originally posted by xylo
OK , riddle me this ....................

http://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/player.pl?player_id=371998

Season 2 player, just played 2 games in season 69 , but only 703 days old .................
How did he stop the ageing process ?
Whats his biblical name ?


That is weird...was he retired and then allowed to be reinstated umpteen seasons later? That would be weird if so. For the record, Glossy never retired, which is how he just keeps playing on into his golden years.
 
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Q.2.Lazarus
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Q.1. Yes !
 
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The Bible is a collection of myths and legends. The word you are looking for is Zombie. He died, stopped "getting older" , decomposed, and was reanimated by a glitch of science. Then someone shot him in the brain with a crossbow bolt, and dragged him out of the locker room.

 
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Zombie. ! ......more superstitious claptrap.................He's a Clone actually.so not a so-called miracle at all.
A result of scientific experiment and years of research based on critical thinking and evidence (rationalism and empiricism) over acceptance of dogma or superstition.
Unfortunately gene therapy couldn't yet produce a Level 79/ 83 clone
 
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