Originally posted by xylo
Inspired by Glossy Eyes , thought I'd try and sign a few D +2000 to Regional pro Team.Imagine my surprise when got this message.
" This player is not of the right age to sign in this team's league. Players must be between 181 and 1000 days old to join this league. "
Didn't know about D1000 limit .Yeah I think a long long time ago myself and the team owner PM'd support to just keep him on the team until one of us said otherwise.
I have a bad feeling this fun announcement is going to turn in to Glossy getting banished with people complaining and/or making requests to support to let their old, unretired DOTs be added back to teams.
I hope not, but if so, I guess the silver lining is I'll be able to stop logging in, say my goodbyes to my illegitimate child, and move on with my life.
For the record, anyone worried that I somehow unveiled a secret "fountain of youth" strategy that will have Glossy back to upper-level relevance...it's not. While the Player Value, Effective Level, and lol bars look like he's making a comeback, the actual attributes are ridiculously low (in the low 30s for attributes I've trained to 100, lol.) due to full decline always being applied. Every time I train up an atty a point, it applies like 0.25 points to it in reality. So yeah, please leave Glossy alone and let me have my fun, he's not gonna ruin the game for at least the next 75 years irl.