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Daedalus
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Bigly Important GLB Announcement!

FS Glossy Eyes (S5 birth, S16 WL MVP) just played in his 1,000th regular season game! He is now over 2,440 days (>6.5 years) old, sits at #9 on the All-Time FS HOF list, and is just shy of 8,000 Fame.

Glossy has been pumping iron and popping pills in the retirement home for almost 50 seasons. The hammering effects of decline initially dropped him to an EL of ~8 and a Player Value of ~200, but through hard work and determination he has slowly but steadily built back up to an EL of 50 and PV of 800...and rising! He now has 45 VAs maxed out and 10+ points in 15 SAs.

http://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/player.pl?player_id=932349

So what does it all mean!?

.................yeah, idk, OCD most likely...
 
sunder B
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thats pretty cool actually.
 
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drewd21
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I like it
 
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Fuck Year!
 
Sooner19
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LOL I'd sign him
 
utvols
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Maybe we need a geriatric league. Only players over 750 or 1000 days old. I’ll send a ticket, Support can jump right on it!
 
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Awesome
 
ProfessionalKop
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is that the max amount of additional SAs you can have?
 
Daedalus
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Originally posted by utvols
Maybe we need a geriatric league. Only players over 750 or 1000 days old. I’ll send a ticket, Support can jump right on it!


 
danmeyer04
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He's on track to win the defensive MVP in his 64th season, pretty impressive!
 
Daedalus
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Originally posted by ProfessionalKop
is that the max amount of additional SAs you can have?


Yep, 5 SAs max. You can swap them out (costs BTs) if you want, but can only have 5 total at any time.

Been primarily multi-training and converting BTs to SPs to keep growing attributes, but at some point will switch back to growing SAs above 10-11...but the amount of SPs to add +1 to an SA at this point, combined with the low BTs from Multi-Training, makes that a heck of a lot of time to +1 an SA! But first, making sure ALL attributes are up to at least 50. The importance of attys like Kicking, Punting, and Throwing to a well-rounded athlete seems to be lost on the current generation of players.

Side note: Glossy Eyes was created Sept. 21, 2008, so is closing in on 10 years old "irl". Slightly younger than my 11-year-old kid and significantly older than my 6-year-old kid. When and how do you think it would be appropriate for me to finally introduce my wife and kids to my illegitimate son?
 
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http://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/game.pl?game_id=2932462

too bad you lost 231-0 against a regional minor team.
if the experiment is to not be good, mission accomplished
 
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Originally posted by danmeyer04
He's on track to win the defensive MVP in his 64th season, pretty impressive!


no, it really, really isn't- its just an example of what is broke in glb
 
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Originally posted by darncat
http://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/game.pl?game_id=2932462

too bad you lost 231-0 against a regional minor team.
if the experiment is to not be good, mission accomplished


I think you may be missing the point and/or the irony.
 
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