THE MINXY REPORT-- GAME ONE
University Elite #1- The carnage has begun.....................
Game of the Week: Davy Jones' Locker Pirate Ghosts (10) v. VOLGOGRAD BLACK ARMY (10): Fans at Skull Cove Stadium were getting used to the new horse-shoe shape of their home field when owner, DavyJonesLocker appeared on the large scoreboard-screen. "Anybody want some nachos?!?" screamed DavyJonesLocker. Suddenly coupons for free nachos at the concession stands rained down on the crowd from the rafters. The fans in attendance went wild. Fans scrambled to pick up the coupons from the ground or snatch them out of the air as they fell. Later, near kickoff time, with bellies full of free nachos and over-priced beer, the hometown Pirate Ghost fans screamed with joy as they cheered on their team. The excitement was contagious and the Pirate Ghosts jumped out to an early 10-0 lead in the first quarter based off of the strength of the Pirate Ghosts' amazing special teams' unit. Sitting in his owner's suite, DavyJonesLocker, enjoyed himself thoroughly throughout the first and second quarter of the game. At halftime, DavyJonesLocker turned to the beautiful Playboy model sitting next to him in the owner's suite and suavely said "With my team's defense, this game is really somewhat of a boat race now" DavyJonesLocker was justified in his confidence, the Black Army Offense had not managed to cross over the 50 yard line once in the first half. Instead, in the waning minutes of the first half, the Black Army defense got an interception which placed the Black Army Offense on their opponents' side of the field for the first time in the game. But the Black Army Offense failed to score on that possession. The third quarter was much of the same, the Pirate Ghost defense kept the Black Army offense on its own side of the field for the whole third quarter. DavyJonesLocker was really feeling his oats as the fourth quarter started. The Playboy model pointed across the field at the visiting owner's suite and said "look at that poor man, he is so sad". POOPERDOG7 sat in the visiting owner's suite with a huge frown on his face. His offense was flat. Suddenly there was a knock on his suite door. A Skull Cove Stadium attendant had been sent by DavyJonesLocker to deliver a gift to POOPERDOG7. The gift was a football-air pump. The snide message was obvious to POOPERDOG7. The furious owner of the VOLGOGRAD BLACK ARMY stormed out of the suite and hurried down to the field to talk to his defense. "We need something from you guys" implored POOPERDOG7. The Black Army Defense took the message to heart. (CB) VBA intCB gathered the secondary and said "the offense needs help, lets get that football for them." (CB) VBA intCB showed his Black Army teammates how to deliver by making two fourth quarter interceptions. Both of (CB) VBA intCB's interceptions gave the Black Army offense favorable starting field position and the Black Army offense converted both interceptions into scores. Regulation time ended in a 10-10 tie. The fans at Skull Cove Stadium settled in for overtime. A full fifteen minutes later neither team's offense was able to break the other team's highly motivated defense and the game ended in a 10-10 tie.
Offensive Player of the Week: (QB) American QB -owned by jerryv: Two of the best teams in Prep Competitive League #1 faced off in the opening game of the University Elite #1 schedule. American Muscle faced the Herculean task of trying to score against the ultra-stingy Rhode Island Red Wolves defense. (QB) American QB was more than a match for the task. He was a perfect 100% in the passing game and passed for 26 yards, but he did his real damage with his feet. (QB) American QB rushed for 98.5 yards and 2 touchdowns while breaking seven tackles, all in the last 5 minutes of the fourth quarter. (QB) American QB's end of the game offensive explosion turned a 14-7 loss for his American Muscle team into a 21-14 victory on the road in the very unfriendly confines of Red Wolves Stadium.
Defensive Player of the Week: (DT) Lance Blue -owned by danielbateman: Talk about Defensive Pressure, Holy Snakes!! Hammer Time's (DT) Lance Blue, should be subjected to a restraining order by (QB) B Vandim Pós Oral of team LEANDRINHOS WOOOWOOOOWW. (DT) Lance Blue hurried (QB) B Vandim Pós Oral 16 times and forced him into 12 bad throws and an interception. Hey! Shout-out to LEANDRINHOS WOOOWOOOOWW. team owners, nachoz and budokee: Welcome to the big boy league fellas, love Minxy!.
Special Teams Player of the Week: (WR) Huskie Returner -owned by Agent 99: Minxy loves to watch good special teams play. The Yukon Huskies won a close game against the star-crossed Free the Weed. The Yukon Huskies won the game 17-6 and 10 of those points were scored by the special teams. (WR) Huskie Returner led the way with this ankle-breaking 64.5 yard punt return:
http://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=2927952&pbp_id=327400
POWER RANKINGS
1. Nebraska Blackshirts
2. American Muscle
3. Yukon Huskies
5..Davy Jones' Locker Pirate Ghosts (You have to be awfully good to make the Power rankings before winning a single game)
5. VOLGOGRAD BLACK ARMY (I know it is controversial to place two winless teams tied for the same spot in the Power
rankings, especially when two other team's in their conference had big wins, but I believe time will vindicate this decision)
University Elite #1- The carnage has begun.....................
Game of the Week: Davy Jones' Locker Pirate Ghosts (10) v. VOLGOGRAD BLACK ARMY (10): Fans at Skull Cove Stadium were getting used to the new horse-shoe shape of their home field when owner, DavyJonesLocker appeared on the large scoreboard-screen. "Anybody want some nachos?!?" screamed DavyJonesLocker. Suddenly coupons for free nachos at the concession stands rained down on the crowd from the rafters. The fans in attendance went wild. Fans scrambled to pick up the coupons from the ground or snatch them out of the air as they fell. Later, near kickoff time, with bellies full of free nachos and over-priced beer, the hometown Pirate Ghost fans screamed with joy as they cheered on their team. The excitement was contagious and the Pirate Ghosts jumped out to an early 10-0 lead in the first quarter based off of the strength of the Pirate Ghosts' amazing special teams' unit. Sitting in his owner's suite, DavyJonesLocker, enjoyed himself thoroughly throughout the first and second quarter of the game. At halftime, DavyJonesLocker turned to the beautiful Playboy model sitting next to him in the owner's suite and suavely said "With my team's defense, this game is really somewhat of a boat race now" DavyJonesLocker was justified in his confidence, the Black Army Offense had not managed to cross over the 50 yard line once in the first half. Instead, in the waning minutes of the first half, the Black Army defense got an interception which placed the Black Army Offense on their opponents' side of the field for the first time in the game. But the Black Army Offense failed to score on that possession. The third quarter was much of the same, the Pirate Ghost defense kept the Black Army offense on its own side of the field for the whole third quarter. DavyJonesLocker was really feeling his oats as the fourth quarter started. The Playboy model pointed across the field at the visiting owner's suite and said "look at that poor man, he is so sad". POOPERDOG7 sat in the visiting owner's suite with a huge frown on his face. His offense was flat. Suddenly there was a knock on his suite door. A Skull Cove Stadium attendant had been sent by DavyJonesLocker to deliver a gift to POOPERDOG7. The gift was a football-air pump. The snide message was obvious to POOPERDOG7. The furious owner of the VOLGOGRAD BLACK ARMY stormed out of the suite and hurried down to the field to talk to his defense. "We need something from you guys" implored POOPERDOG7. The Black Army Defense took the message to heart. (CB) VBA intCB gathered the secondary and said "the offense needs help, lets get that football for them." (CB) VBA intCB showed his Black Army teammates how to deliver by making two fourth quarter interceptions. Both of (CB) VBA intCB's interceptions gave the Black Army offense favorable starting field position and the Black Army offense converted both interceptions into scores. Regulation time ended in a 10-10 tie. The fans at Skull Cove Stadium settled in for overtime. A full fifteen minutes later neither team's offense was able to break the other team's highly motivated defense and the game ended in a 10-10 tie.
Offensive Player of the Week: (QB) American QB -owned by jerryv: Two of the best teams in Prep Competitive League #1 faced off in the opening game of the University Elite #1 schedule. American Muscle faced the Herculean task of trying to score against the ultra-stingy Rhode Island Red Wolves defense. (QB) American QB was more than a match for the task. He was a perfect 100% in the passing game and passed for 26 yards, but he did his real damage with his feet. (QB) American QB rushed for 98.5 yards and 2 touchdowns while breaking seven tackles, all in the last 5 minutes of the fourth quarter. (QB) American QB's end of the game offensive explosion turned a 14-7 loss for his American Muscle team into a 21-14 victory on the road in the very unfriendly confines of Red Wolves Stadium.
Defensive Player of the Week: (DT) Lance Blue -owned by danielbateman: Talk about Defensive Pressure, Holy Snakes!! Hammer Time's (DT) Lance Blue, should be subjected to a restraining order by (QB) B Vandim Pós Oral of team LEANDRINHOS WOOOWOOOOWW. (DT) Lance Blue hurried (QB) B Vandim Pós Oral 16 times and forced him into 12 bad throws and an interception. Hey! Shout-out to LEANDRINHOS WOOOWOOOOWW. team owners, nachoz and budokee: Welcome to the big boy league fellas, love Minxy!.
Special Teams Player of the Week: (WR) Huskie Returner -owned by Agent 99: Minxy loves to watch good special teams play. The Yukon Huskies won a close game against the star-crossed Free the Weed. The Yukon Huskies won the game 17-6 and 10 of those points were scored by the special teams. (WR) Huskie Returner led the way with this ankle-breaking 64.5 yard punt return:
http://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=2927952&pbp_id=327400
POWER RANKINGS
1. Nebraska Blackshirts
2. American Muscle
3. Yukon Huskies
5..Davy Jones' Locker Pirate Ghosts (You have to be awfully good to make the Power rankings before winning a single game)
5. VOLGOGRAD BLACK ARMY (I know it is controversial to place two winless teams tied for the same spot in the Power
rankings, especially when two other team's in their conference had big wins, but I believe time will vindicate this decision)
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