Serenity and TheStrategyExpert could of had a love child back in season 2. That gifted savant could of learned to read off of TSE's strategy guides (bought as a birthday present of course, you just know that kind of information cannot be given away for free).
This precocious love child of dotball glory could of gotten his first laptop at four, be well versed in acronym's by five (Bort's CMN being first, of course). This child could of learned his basic math on weighing the principles of quad-training versus bonus token training upgrades. His Christmas carol at six could of been Pieface's epic meltdown troll-rant. He could of been crunching algorithms by eight.
And today at nearly ten years old, this little $h*thead is running a single agent team and thrashing you with his rQB-based offense. Zero wide-receivers, of course.
Let that be your last thought tonight as you drift off to sleep while thinking of your dwindling recycled flex accounts.
This precocious love child of dotball glory could of gotten his first laptop at four, be well versed in acronym's by five (Bort's CMN being first, of course). This child could of learned his basic math on weighing the principles of quad-training versus bonus token training upgrades. His Christmas carol at six could of been Pieface's epic meltdown troll-rant. He could of been crunching algorithms by eight.
And today at nearly ten years old, this little $h*thead is running a single agent team and thrashing you with his rQB-based offense. Zero wide-receivers, of course.
Let that be your last thought tonight as you drift off to sleep while thinking of your dwindling recycled flex accounts.
Edited by MeatBomb on Sep 10, 2017 13:54:51
Edited by MeatBomb on Sep 10, 2017 13:53:42