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MeatBomb
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Serenity and TheStrategyExpert could of had a love child back in season 2. That gifted savant could of learned to read off of TSE's strategy guides (bought as a birthday present of course, you just know that kind of information cannot be given away for free).

This precocious love child of dotball glory could of gotten his first laptop at four, be well versed in acronym's by five (Bort's CMN being first, of course). This child could of learned his basic math on weighing the principles of quad-training versus bonus token training upgrades. His Christmas carol at six could of been Pieface's epic meltdown troll-rant. He could of been crunching algorithms by eight.

And today at nearly ten years old, this little $h*thead is running a single agent team and thrashing you with his rQB-based offense. Zero wide-receivers, of course.

Let that be your last thought tonight as you drift off to sleep while thinking of your dwindling recycled flex accounts.


Edited by MeatBomb on Sep 10, 2017 13:54:51
Edited by MeatBomb on Sep 10, 2017 13:53:42
 
buckets99
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rando, we have a rando! or am I the rando? or am I the love child of the two gays?

you're the worst! let's keep it to either
"omg this game ist so ded"
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"so why the fuck won't anyone play my how to I fix me vision based punter???!!!"
 
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DigitalDaggers
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The chosen child will dominate World League for years to come.

 
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Originally posted by DigitalDaggers
The chosen child will dominate World League for years to come.



The secret has gotten out.
 
RiverRat2
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I thought you were going to say the love child was yellow1 !!


Edited by RiverRat2 on Sep 28, 2017 16:08:51
 
Guppy, Inc
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Originally posted by RiverRat2
I thought you were going to say the love child was yellow1 !!




 
Ahoda
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The child would have so many DOMINATIONINGS!!!!
 
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If there's grass on the field play ball
 
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Originally posted by Ahoda
The child would have so many DOMINATIONINGS!!!!


+1 for the Hans Hammerer reference.
 


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