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YOM77
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Finkle is Einhorn, easily a Top 5 all-time and perhaps the BEST EVER Punter to grace the GLB has announced that after this season, he will retire.

The Season 51 P/K MVP, Finkle has claimed the Best Punt Average in 6 different seasons, 2nd best punt average 4 times, and 3rd best twice.

Finkle was a part of 6 Conference Championship teams and 3 League Championship teams.

Finkle boasts a career average 44.1 YPP, with his best season YPP coming in Season 56 with a whopping 52.4 YPP. Finkle currently has 103 coffin corners.

There will be a reception at the Four Seasons in Philadelphia on April 1st to celebrate his HOF worthy accomplishments. There will be an open bar, midget strippers for days, and crab legs.

http://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/player.pl?player_id=4606758

 
sunder B
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39073
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YOM77
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Has been in decline for a couple seasons retard
 
YOM77
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Just checked out your lvl 66 P tho....

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

 
splitter24
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I wonder where this guy would rate, then.

http://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2469752
 
sunder B
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Originally posted by YOM77
Has been in decline for a couple seasons retard


Lol. That ranking I posted was his all time ranking.
 
Blink 182
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Originally posted by YOM77
Has been in decline for a couple seasons retard


All time rankings aren't affected by decline. Congrats on a top 39,000 punter of all time.
 
sunder B
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sunder B
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Originally posted by YOM77
Just checked out your lvl 66 P tho....

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂



Lol, I made him to help his team win. Now I have a new goal. Being higher than 39,000 of all time on the all time punter list. Thanks!
 
Blink 182
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Originally posted by sunder B
Lol, I made him to help his team win. Now I have a new goal. Being higher than 39,000 of all time on the all time punter list. Thanks!


He's already higher than 39,000. That was fast. Russian hacking? Or more than likely your dot is just way better than the OP's.
Edited by Blink 182 on Mar 24, 2017 07:50:03
 
YOM77
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Originally posted by splitter24
I wonder where this guy would rate, then.

http://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2469752


No MVP's. He doesn't.
 
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Lol at your regional pro 7 championships. Must be real hard beating all CPU teams season after season. Even my old shitty punter is better in the all time rankings http://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/player.pl?player_id=4244749 HAHA!
 
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Originally posted by YOM77
No MVP's. He doesn't.


Launching 25 touchbacks in Semi Pro during your "MVP" season for a losing team =/= a WL All Pro.

Nice parody thread, though.
 
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YOM77
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Originally posted by Rocdog21
Lol at your regional pro 7 championships. Must be real hard beating all CPU teams season after season. Even my old shitty punter is better in the all time rankings http://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/player.pl?player_id=4244749 HAHA!


That career average though! are you even for real?! That's terrible. Not a single top 3 average, ever?! Dude, he has one job. Punt the ball down the field. As far as possible, preferably. Your shitty P couldn't handle that. Try again.
 
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