BADGER'S bitches Bader's top mid-season performers.
QB DonaId Keyman, Final Boss. Has lit up the stats with 4,363 passing yards and 41 TD's.
RB Randall Beatty, HOOD. In a run heavy environment Beatty leads the league with 1,359.5 yards rushing and is second with his 23 TD's.
WR Lincoln Nebraska, Running Gag. 111 cakes - reap it.
DE Seattle Washington, Running Gag. Leads the league with 34 sacks.
CB Daisy Ridley, Charlestown Chiefs. Heads up the lead with 12 picks. ==========================
WESTERN CONFERENCE Looks like a two horse race to rep the conference but you never can tell with the LOL regular season.
1. Running Gag (8-0) - Looking unbeatable at the moment (that zero losses can cue you in to that). A few tight games are sandwhiched around some brutal beatings. Note to everyone else, they like to run the ball. 2. Charlestown Chiefs (7-1) - The only loss on the books is to Gag but they played well for three plus quarters...a loss is a loss but we'll see what is learned. Look for the Chiefs not to get "ran" over next game. 3. Full Perky Tets (4-4) - WTF dmet? Three losses by less than two scores so I don't believe panic should set in just yet. The top 4-4 team in my book I'd look to them to upset RG or CC in round one of the playoffs. 4. B. O. S. S. (4-4) - Needs to show a bit of spunk in the losses as they've taken some beatings. Same with Gridiron below they'll need to show some spark against FPT and Gridiron to ensure a playoff spot. 5. Gridiron Armageddon in the Hood (4-4) - Holy balls, shorten the team name. Never mind, I'll take care of it: "HOOD II." Tough closing schedule and they'll need to take care of the three and four spots to have a shot at the playoffs. 6. Her Majesty's Dragons (0-8) - CPU roster providing some stats to opponents.
EASTERN CONFERENCE
1. Uh Oh! HOOD gone Casual (7-1) - Last season's champs have continued a championship march only dropping one game. They're looking for back to back titles (I'd usually have some good facts here but I got nothing having not followed the league very closely - so blah blah blah blah). 2. Final Boss (4-4) - A bit of a shocker here as Final has dropped four in a row. Three were tight losses so I'd be sleeping with one eye open on this squad (not to mention they want a little payback against the last season's defending champs). 3. The Last of the Mohicans (4-4) - Have kept a steady pace and beaten the teams that they should but need to bump it up a level if they plan to make any playoff noise. 4. Houston Vikings (3-5) - I can't recall the last time the Viking made the playoffs in the league (or if they have) but there's a first for everything and this is the year. 5. Montenegro Meat (2-6) - I have them winning three in the second half and it won't be enough to garner a playoff birth. 6. DIABLO DOTS (1-7) - Odd seeing this once proud franchise at the bottom of the deck. Playing a bunch of 73's and a few CPU dots will get you there in a hurry. ========================== WEEK 9 PREDICTIONS
DIABLO DOTS vs. Charlestown Chiefs - This once would have been a nice game to call but with the DOTS struggles the Chiefs will walk away after the coin toss in a laugher...52-6.
Final Boss vs. Gridiron Armageddon in the Hood - Final will get the O going here and give the HOOD II a black eye or two along the way...34-17.
Montenegro Meat vs. Her Majesty's Dragons - Meat in a laugher...255-0.
Houston Vikings vs. Full Perky Tets - The Tets will pull heads from ass and get untracked....
The Last of the Mohicans vs. B. O. S. S. - Important game for both heading down the home stretch and I'll use my coin toss here. Tails has BOSS scalping the Mohicans...24-23.
Uh Oh! HOOD gone Casual vs. Running Gag - Each conferences top team and if there was one I'd peg this as game of the week. I doubt HOOD is addressing too much as tactics individually so I'll run (I'm so clever) with the Gag by a wide margin....45-27. ========================== Reap it sluts!