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Corpus Christi Illegal Aliens 1-6-0 -6

Better to have been a has been than a never was

Now why dont you go and do what you do best ....

Going down with a rod in each hand
Down the slippery slope of success
Dreaming of what could've been
If he was smart like all the rest

Longing to be clever
Hoping to be smart
Ending up just being
A very smelly fart

Stinking up the Leagues
With his cries of what will be
While all the time he dreams
Of Jericho and me

 
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As for other teams in this age group

There are some great teams agents co-ords here and whatever your long term plans are and whether you co-ordinate etc or not is entirely up to you...I applaud those who are aiming for the very top of the game and I know quite a few of you have alot of stuff in reserve as we approach Pros.....I guess there are networks and/or groups of agents here that long term Jericho wont be able to compete with but that doesnt mean we wont stop trying ad it doesnt mean we are a "Minor League Glory hunting team" as Sly would have it....We just do the best we can with what we have and Im aware that some of our builders are also building for Pro teams and will probably leave us at some point....Kudos to them and to the teams that have and will beat us....We dont whine and cry like some and have nothing but respect for the teams we beat and those that beat us.....We aim to continue as long and go as far as we can and have enjoyed banging heads with teams like Vienna (for example) as those games have helped us to improve immeasurably .....

Jericho wishes all the teams well for the rest of the season and fully intend to be there or thereabouts in the mix come playoff time....Doubt that you will be Sly which doesnt leave you long to get your shit together or you might go down as the biggest flop in GLB history....You talk the talk now how about walking the walk ??
 
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Originally posted by zz man

Corpus Christi Illegal Aliens 1-6-0 -6

Better to have been a has been than a never was

Now why dont you go and do what you do best ....

Going down with a rod in each hand
Down the slippery slope of success
Dreaming of what could've been
If he was smart like all the rest

Longing to be clever
Hoping to be smart
Ending up just being
A very smelly fart

Stinking up the Leagues
With his cries of what will be
While all the time he dreams
Of Jericho and me



ZZ Loser is on a roll! This was just so pathetic and awful I nearly fell out of my chair. Doesn't exactly remind me of Tennyson. It did sound a lot like Roses are Red / Violets are Blue."
 
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Sly thanks for jumping on the JPEG gravy train, I would have thought you were Earl Woods. I'm sure Earl or Tiger banged at least 5 of my players jpegs.

ZZ you looks more ridiculous with every post. Sly's got you screaming at a computer screen. You should just tap out.
Edited by VenomCoach on Jul 27, 2016 15:38:09
 
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lol Im really not screaming and as for ridiculous who gives a shit ?
 
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GG ....Barcelona Conquistadors

its getten hot in here.............so take off all yo clothes
 
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A great poem: http://www.nationalcenter.org/ChargeoftheLightBrigade.html

It is also where LSU came up with the nickname "Death Valley" for Tiger Stadium fwiw...

Edited by King of Bling on Jul 27, 2016 20:40:31
 
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Originally posted by KP
GG ....Barcelona Conquistadors

its getten hot in here.............so take off all yo clothes


Please....please.....keep your clothes on.
 
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No more write ups?
 
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Originally posted by Backes-to-Backes
http://66.media.tumblr.com/de25b0ecb7885888b1ef5a5ea4478e99/tumblr_oaoysh1j6E1r8hmr0o1_500.jpg


I would give her the best 3 seconds of her life.
 
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Rankings after Game #7:

1) Contender: Great JPEGs. Beat Vienna (by 10 in tourney) & Houston; Lost to: Vienna (by 1) & Jericho

JPEGs suffered a 1 point loss to Vienna but turned around the next day in the tourney and beat Vienna by 10, so at this point they seem like the best team in the league.

2) Hanging around as a top team (Minor League Glory Team): Vienna Ritterbrüder. Beat: Brazilian & JPEGs (by 1); Lost to: JPEGs (by 10 in tourney)

Although Vienna did squeak past JPEGs by 1 the day before they lost by 10 to JPEGs in the tourney, so at this point I consider JPEGs the favorite in any rematch. Vienna is still showing a heckuva lot of fight, though, and will no doubt be a top team for the rest of the season.

3) Contender: Brazilian Farmers. Beat Houston & Jericho; Lost to: Vienna

Although they made it clear they don't have any time for game planning, especially in the regular season, they cruised past an increasingly helpless Jericho team last game 28-3. Right now the most likely scenarios I see is either JPEGs vs Vienna or JPEGs vs Brazilian in the League finals.

4) Pretender: Houston Gamblers. Beat Jericho; Lost to: JPEGs, Brazilian

Winning games against the weaker opponents but not much of a challenge for the serious Contenders in Elite. Last game their very narrow escape by a 13-9 score over HRT didn't help their case to try and be ranked any higher.

5) Fading Away: Jericho Walls (Declining Minor League Glory Team). Beat JPEGs; Lost to: Houston & Brazilian

Every game Jericho falls a bit further behind the better built teams. Although they had the surprising win against JPEGs, they are unlikely to beat any of the top teams going forward, and may even start to lose against lesser teams by the end of the season. They've already been passed by Houston. Last game they were pounded 28-3 by a Brazilian team that doesn't gameplan in the regular season and that Jericho was able to top 35-16 just last season. As the poet said, "How quickly did their glory fade! Oh the minor charge they made! All the good teams said fyb's."

Below the top 5 really no team stands out as being worthy of ranking at this point in the season, but I'll keep my eye out in case one emerges. I will briefly comment on the remaining teams though:

Other Alpha Conference teams:
ATKM - they don't gameplan and it's catching up to them; losing games to scrub teams this season
HRT - their defense is pretty good but their pass-first offense is not effective at this point in their builds; they had a nice defensive effort against Houston this past game coming just a bit short with a 13-9 loss, but they also are losing a lot to lesser teams.
CCIA - dots mostly under lvl 64 without any advanced equip playing dots mostly above 64 with advanced equip
Barcelona - Lost to a non-Elite team (HPAS) by an 87 point margin in the tourney

Other Zeta Conference teams:
Paris - Lost to a non-Elite team (Hispania) in the tourney
Gridiron - JPEGs beat them by 104 points
DSWC - Jericho beat them by 79 points. Last game, they made a big announcement that they were going to do their best gameplan against a struggling CCIA team (that DSWC had a +10 equipment advantage on with lvl 64 equipment + 2 pieces of AEQ), yet DSWC had a humiliating result as they were held to less than 180 yards total offense. By luck and mostly due to their equipment advantage, they managed to win because of 2 return TDs, but of course the return game is the area which allows very little game planning. In areas which were about game planning, like the offense and defense, DSWC's effort was a joke and CCIA completely outclassed them in that regard.

So that's why I don't consider any of these remaining teams worthy of being ranked at this point. Hopefully some of them will do better going forward.

Week 7 Main Event: Brazilian vs JPEGs - JPEGs won this matchup 24-10 last season and I expect more of the same. It could be a lot more challenging if they meet again in the playoffs, though, as Brazilian would likely gameplan a League Championship playoff match.

Week 7 Undercard: CCIA vs Houston - these two teams met in the tourney last season with Houston winning 24-3. However, Houston looked vulnerable last game against HRT, although they pulled out a 13-9 win. And CCIA is due for a change in luck, as they completely outclassed DSWC last game, dominating the DSWC offense by holding them under 180 yards total offense, yet ended up losing due to DSWC getting very lucky in the return game. So this could be a real shocker upset in the making if things fall just right. Or it could be another 24-3 win for Houston like last season.
 
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Hey show me some love........we are hanging in there after all

 
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GG Barcelona
 
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"CCIA team (that DSWC had a +10 equipment advantage on with lvl 64 equipment + 2 pieces of AEQ), yet DSWC had a humiliating result as they were held to less than 180 yards total offense. By luck and mostly due to their equipment advantage, they managed to win because of 2 return TDs, but of course the return game is the area which allows very little game planning. In areas which were about game planning, like the offense and defense, DSWC's effort was a joke and CCIA completely outclassed them in that regard."



LMAO




Guarantee you are a 115 lb pencil neck geek. LOL
 
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