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Originally posted by zz man
Lol at Mr Ego.....Its probably passed you by (like good looking women) but dotball is a TEAM game.....yes individual dots achievements/stats/etc are cool but no-one likes a closet buck-toothed numpty like you who never tires of the self-promo....which is probably why team-wise you build all Crapus Crustys dots so that no-one can have an alternate opinion.....What was the last team post in forums ....?......"How to be a Gridiron Dot God" ....Or "To me and all my Friends" ?.........Maybe it should have been "What have you done for me lately Rage-quitter"


Yawn. You basically admitted last season that because you are a pathetic, friendless loser in real life you don't mind also being a pathetic loser here on GLB but you like to substitute your online interactions for your lack of RL friends. So when your team makes a pathetic effort and meekly rolls over in defeat and the whole game is so boring it's almost unwatchable, you still rush to the forum to proclaim that the game was really "good" and whether the other owner makes any response or not you promptly add him to your list of close online friends. I, on the other hand, have plenty of RL friends already so don't feel your desperate need to create a simulated friend environment.

Let's review: your team was correctly sent to the non-elite league because you suck, your AI sucks, your team management skills suck, and you are generally worthless. We breezed by your fail team three times last season. You never even put up double-digit points or even broke 200 yards total offense. Before the third game, you did a lot of huffing and puffing in the forum then gave your mightiest effort in the playoffs and you failed miserably, because, well, you suck. In short, I utterly surpass you in GLB. I also utterly surpass you in real life, but that's even easier.
 
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lmfao...."huffing and puffing"....I have no problem with any team of any kind or any user of any kind being better more successful etc etc....I like the challenge of the game.....But I only responded to your continual bitch boy whinings about me saying I preferred my team being in one conference over another as your assinine remarks made me think youd been bullied as kid....younever told me you never grew up Peter "Plonker" Pan.....Now you sit there at home look at your pair of skis and think you got a "better" RL than me......What a wassock....you masturbate over your skis and keep on rolling man as you are nothing more than a sad little alpha-male wannabe.....You say "huff and puff" and "breeze" so I guess Ive put the wind up you....Or is that the smell of your pubescent pre-shave lotion Farty Breath lol.....

I guess you get some kind of orgasm outta being an all-round douche-bag but for your health start getting your kicks from females as I dont swing your way Sylvester....Nuff said me-thinks as you will prob rage-quit soon....Oh and watch out for the yellow snow when you fall flat on your fat face lol
 
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Originally posted by zz man
lmfao...."huffing and puffing"....I have no problem with any team of any kind or any user of any kind being better more successful etc etc....I like the challenge of the game.....But I only responded to your continual bitch boy whinings about me saying I preferred my team being in one conference over another as your assinine remarks made me think youd been bullied as kid....younever told me you never grew up Peter "Plonker" Pan.....Now you sit there at home look at your pair of skis and think you got a "better" RL than me......What a wassock....you masturbate over your skis and keep on rolling man as you are nothing more than a sad little alpha-male wannabe.....You say "huff and puff" and "breeze" so I guess Ive put the wind up you....Or is that the smell of your pubescent pre-shave lotion Farty Breath lol.....

I guess you get some kind of orgasm outta being an all-round douche-bag but for your health start getting your kicks from females as I dont swing your way Sylvester....Nuff said me-thinks as you will prob rage-quit soon....Oh and watch out for the yellow snow when you fall flat on your fat face lol


Once again you hide from the basic facts and scurry off to your fantasies which inevitably include anal sex, abusing children, and penises (all the things you obsess over night and day). But as I have no interest in your homosexual child molestion fantasies let's return to the world of facts.

The fact is your team was and is horribad and we easily beat you three times last season because, bottom line, you suck. Your limited intellect cannot keep up with the people running the good teams here. You do a horrid job (mis)managing your team. Your own dots are built stupidly. And the AI is overwhelming to you. You can't compete. You don't belong in here, which is why your team was placed where it was, and not here.
 
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Well Ive not mentioned anal sex, child sex, although when I see your name I will admit to thinking the word COCK lol....I guess you having access to my dots means you are a multi as I would never entertain having a shit stain like you on any team I was on....or perhaps you are so good at GLB you can even do that.....What a man ....What a God....What a complete waste of semen and an egg
 
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Re: University Elite 1 Regular
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Ok, I swapped those teams!


Thanks for playing,
DD


Well apart from Slys SuperHeroes we hope to provide the rest of teams in Elite some competition
 
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Originally posted by zz man
Well Ive not mentioned anal sex, child sex, although when I see your name I will admit to thinking the word COCK lol....I guess you having access to my dots means you are a multi as I would never entertain having a shit stain like you on any team I was on....or perhaps you are so good at GLB you can even do that.....What a man ....What a God....What a complete waste of semen and an egg


So.. The answer is, no, you don't have any dots like that. All you needed to say. We already know your team is a disaster because you, personally, are a disaster.


Originally posted by zz man
Re: University Elite 1 Regular
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DigitalDaggers
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Jan 14, 2016 11:11:25
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Re: University Elite 1 Regular
Ok, I swapped those teams!


Thanks for playing,
DD


Well apart from Slys SuperHeroes we hope to provide the rest of teams in Elite some competition


No one's fooled this time around by your huff, and puff, and then fall down coughing with a severe asthma attack while your team meekly loses YET AGAIN. Now 10 teams in the league get the auto-win against your team instead of a CPU team. Too bad Tunski's Raiders was too smart to come in instead. They might have been competitive at least.
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"Too bad Tunski's Raiders was too smart to come in instead. "....dont understand this gibberish....Are you saying the smart teams dont want to play you ?....Idiot bollocks

If youd rather play cpu teams then demote so you can get some lolgold....Id rather be competing at the top level even if that includes a Billy Bighead like you

Maybe you'd like to do Slys Famous Pre-Season Selection Segment again and rate where you think Jericho will finish....Maybe then I could get my panties in a twist like you so obviously did.....oh my bad ...the Elmer Fudd of GLB reckons we'll go winless...If that happens I'll do a Sly and rage-quit

 
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Originally posted by zz man
"Too bad Tunski's Raiders was too smart to come in instead. "....dont understand this gibberish....Are you saying the smart teams dont want to play you ?....Idiot bollocks

If youd rather play cpu teams then demote so you can get some lolgold....Id rather be competing at the top level even if that includes a Billy Bighead like you

Maybe you'd like to do Slys Famous Pre-Season Selection Segment again and rate where you think Jericho will finish....Maybe then I could get my panties in a twist like you so obviously did.....oh my bad ...the Elmer Fudd of GLB reckons we'll go winless...If that happens I'll do a Sly and rage-quit



Go wander off with your tail between your legs you worthless jackal. Go back to the beginner level league where you were properly placed. Your team takes bad a new level. You lack knowledge of the good teams in GLB because you're never placed in the same leagues with them, because you consistently suck so much season in and season out, but begging to support to get into a league you can't compete in doesn't make you any less of a rube. I have more respect for a CPU team than your team because at least the CPU team is self-aware that it sucks.
 
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Oh dear !! The neighbours been round complaining about the noises from your bathroom again....Maybe an idea not to read those boy-flicks out loud when you get excited.
 
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Originally posted by zz man
Oh dear !! The neighbours been round complaining about the noises from your bathroom again....Maybe an idea not to read those boy-flicks out loud when you get excited.


Once again you hide from the basic facts and scurry off to your fantasies which inevitably include anal sex, abusing children, and penises (all the things you obsess over night and day). But as I have no interest in your homosexual child molestion fantasies let's return to the world of facts.

Let's review: your team was correctly sent to the non-elite league because you suck, your AI sucks, your team management skills suck, and you are generally worthless. We breezed by your fail team three times last season. You never even put up double-digit points or even broke 200 yards total offense. Before the third game, you did a lot of huffing and puffing in the forum then gave your mightiest effort in the playoffs and you failed miserably, because, well, you suck. In short, I utterly surpass you in GLB. I also utterly surpass you in real life, but that's even easier.

 
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ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.....youd never make a living as a disc jockey....All I hear from you is the same old shit.......

Momma always told me dont squeeze a blackhead just let it go away.....Have a nice day looking at your skis
 
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Originally posted by zz man
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.....youd never make a living as a disc jockey....All I hear from you is the same old shit.......

Momma always told me dont squeeze a blackhead just let it go away.....Have a nice day looking at your skis


See that's your problem. You assume I might care if I entertain you. I'm just here to beat you, again and again, which mildly entertains me despite how easy it is, because the facts prove you're a loser. Since I've started telling the straight facts you've made a dozen posts about every kind of idiotic thing your mind wandered to, but after you ranting for a dozen posts we find none of them have changed the facts one iota. You're still a loser.

The fact is your team was and is horribad and we easily beat you three times last season because, bottom line, you suck. Your limited intellect cannot keep up with the people running the good teams here. You do a horrid job (mis)managing your team. Your own dots are built stupidly. And the AI is overwhelming to you. You can't compete. You don't belong in here, which is why your team was placed where it was, and not here.

 
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Guys, relax...

maybe you should make a forum "Sly and zz man insults" and keep this forum free of posts I don`t really want to look at anymore (no, I don`t read them, I quit reading after the third post)

On a more positive note: Uni elite: LETS GO!!!
 
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As compared to last season you were in a league where there were exactly 20 posts all season, and 14 of them were from you, and you were complaining it was too quiet. Not to worry, your history with other teams you've owned is a short-term build plan so you've won a good number of trophies in Rookie and Prep, and really nothing above that. So the expectation based on your past performance is your team will rapidly become less competitive, and soon enough you can return to a non-elite forum where you can be the only significant poster. In the meantime it won't kill you to go a season or few in elite forums where you can continue not reading any of the posts because you're not personally posting 75% of them.
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WTF are you talking about ?...You come up with extraordinary crap so much you should change your name to Floater.....This forum is not about me and you but involves all the other interested users and owners/co-ords.....Your attention deficit syndrome is frankly boring .......As for history with other teams Ive owned Ive always wanted and asked for standard build practices....My own dots on my teams have never boosted early although in cases where Ive had dots on other users teams and theyve requested a boost at level 15/16 Ive done that.....If you think my dots are bad then I can only suggest you PM Owners of those teams and request they cut those dots as they dont meet your high standards....Im not sure where you are getting your misinformation from but pretty much like all other users Ive made many a build mistake although most of those were done as I was learning the game...check my retired early builds if you want some "horri-bad" builds...I kept them there to remind me how not to do stuff and maybe to help others...Im so sorry Im not perfect Sly and dont own a pair of skis but at least I have a life and really enjoy GLB....Im sorry you obviously have a communication problem and lack of social acceptance but trying to educate you is about as relevant as learning Chinese in case I ever go to Mars.....So stick with what you actually know and that is how to be a modern day leper struggling to come to terms with the modern age....You will get there one day Im sure of it and if you dont at least no-one will either know or care
 
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