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MV Thunder
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A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any lubricant. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
 
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If there is sales I will buy this time I swear
 
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Originally posted by MV Thunder
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any lubricant. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"


 
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Originally posted by Mike Martz
If there is sales I will buy this time I swear


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flex is still relatively cheap considering the entertainment offered ...

for the whiners and brokedicks...... buy yourselves some testosterone hormone therapy
 
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Originally posted by CowboysAmerica
flex is still relatively cheap considering the entertainment offered ...



you're fucking high dude.
 
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Originally posted by fuzzypoopy
you're fucking high dude.


lol, +1
 
Bane
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This site used to entertain me

Forums becoming as ded as the game though, and the forum is 75% of the entertainment
 
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How do you expect Bort to pay his mansion off?
 
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MB is killing it man
 
Mike Martz
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That bort is always a step ahead
 
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I'd buy the HOF package if they cut it in half.
 
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I need some moar flex. A flex sale would be clutch
 
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how about for season 50... a little reward for us crazy bastards that have played for 50 whole seaosn

you got to do something special..

so it's either put time into the game

or toss us a flex sale


50 seasons!!!! Woot

 
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