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Huge thanks for AkSouthsida, blackrock, detroitdad, and Little M for participating. To upgrade this post I will post each persons individual rankings below, just how you can see of our corrupt judges thinks.

#1 Chicago Hedgehogs. Avg Ranking = 1.80

Little M: On a roll since the loss in week 1

blackrock: Lost to Nomad's mini-helmet, but still beating up on everyone else. Nothing unexpected here. Bumped down to #2 but still arguably the best team in the league.

AkSouthSida: well the hogs lost to the nomad nation, and the nomad nation lost to the fighting pike, who in turn lost to the hedgehogs, i think we will need to see how the second game go to see who will be on top, but then again who is bluffing and waiting for play offs? its hard to tell. im going to call game 1 an anomoly and rank the hedge hogs #2 here based on scores against the top three team in american conference.

Wise: I still can't explain week 1 other than saying the Nomads did an awesome job. Still believe this is the best team in the league, in my super bias opinion.

#2 Acme Corporation. Avg Rank = 2.60

detroitdad: (can't rank us higher until we play some of the top 3)

Little M: The biggest positive surprise. It might just be lolCanada, but you can only beat who they put in front of you.

blackrock: Biggest surprise of the season to me is how great these guys have looked. Only undefeated team has to be #1.

Ak: 4-0, soon to be 5-0. has the #1 and #2 guys in the MVP Race. many other statistical top ten players, has played great defense and putting up good points. hard work pays off.

Wise: a great looking 5-0. We will see how they fare against USA. Honestly I still think they are a step behind the top3 in USA, but I'm ready to see them prove me wrong.


#3: Minnesota Fighting Pike. Avg Rank = 3.00

Little M: Lost to Chicago, but otherwise playing very solidly, including a win over GROWL in the Agency

blackrock: I had them drastically underrated in the first poll, but still a slight step down from the top tier I think.

Ak: this team lost to the hedgehogs by a lot of points by easily handled the team in the 5th spot

Wise: Impressive vs everyong except CHMH. People need to learn how to stop the run, but it doesn't seem likely to happen anytime soon. High quality squad.


#4: Nomad Nation. Avg Rank 3.40

Little M: Taking care of business while watching the chem slowly go up

blackrock: Followed up a big win against CMHM with a loss to Minnesota. Chem still in the mid-80s, will be a tough playoff team.

Ak: this team knocked off the hedgehogs in game 1, but lost to the fighting pike by a large margin.

Wise: Not sure what happened on D vs pike, but the team has looked amazing otherwise!


#5: Cobden Muskrats. Avg Rank = 4.20

detroitdad: (only loss is to Acme, but starting to think that was a DAI fuck up or something)

Little M: I believe in second chances, so I'll give them the benefit of the doubt on the dog ate my homework excuse in the only game that has mattered to them so far

blackrock: Keeping them in the top 4 despite poor showing week 1 against Acme.

Ak: solid team. has played well except in the opener against Acme. i think the 2nd matching will be much closer than the first. the next matchup will tell us our 1st place finisher in Canada conference.


#6: Columbus Copperheads. Avg Rank = 6.00

Little M: The biggest drop from my preseason rankings. I thought they would be able to hang with the big boys.

blackrock: Have been in all of their games despite three losses.

Ak: outplayed by superior opponents, but put up points and was respectable in both losses. leaps and bounds better than any of the 2-2 or less clubs

Wise: Still a dangerous team, and I predict at least 1 or 2 "upsets" in the last two periods of the season. 5 point loss to Pike is especially impressive.


#7 Anchorage Ice Dragons. Avg Rank = 8.20

Little M: Roster looks decent, but they are struggling to hang with the bottom 4 in Canada

Ak: beat the drunks handily, and got manhandled by Cobden and will get Man handled against Acme tomorrow. tough road ahead for this team.

Wise: Blew out the monks and only lost by 3 to e-city, so i think they deserve to be called the 3rd best team in lolcanada.


#8: E-City Mercenaries. Avg Rank = 8.60

Little M: Expected more

Ak: played well against the ice dragons beating them by only three points. were only able to score one touchdown each against cobden and Acme, and gave up 83 and 64 points respectively. 1 and done come play off time.

Wise: I swear they could be a real team, but they certainly aren't. Probably makes the playoffs and gets murdered in Wk 1.


#9 Cambodia Mountain Men. Avg Rank = 8.80

Little M: Having a tough time in the more difficult USA conference.

blackrock: Not far below the teams ranked above them.

Ak: repectable in the loss to colombus, and scored more than a touchdown against superior opponents

Wise: These guys are my paragons of hope, that they'll sweep canada and prove USA>>>>lolcanada once and for all. Tough losses so far vs quality teams, but you need to find a way to win, no excuse for 1-4.


#10: Palembang Royally Drunken Monks. Avg Rank = 9.00

detroitdad: (wow...........was fucking hammered on Four Roses Single barrel last night)

Little M: Not much difference between Anchorage, E-city and Palembang.

Ak: they are drunk. send them more shots, its almost bar closing time, and they didnt pick up any chicks.

Wise: At least their defense looks decent. Offense looks lol-worthy however.


#11: KC's METRO CHOPPERS. Avg Rank 10.40

Little M: Would probably be in the playoffs in Canada.

blackrock: Chem improving but still significantly overmatched.

Wise: I was expecting a little more. Clearly in the same class as Copperheads and Cambodia, but no excuse for 0-5. Obviously is gonna get some lolcanada wins. I have them ranked 11th but I do expect them to sweep the monk/dragon/merc triad.













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Originally posted by detroitdad
The top three could be interchangeable imo.

1. Pike
2. Nomad
3. Chicago
4. Acme (can't rank us higher until we play some of the top 3)
5. Cobden (only loss is to Acme, but starting to think that was a DAI fuck up or something).
6. Columbus
7. Anchorage
8. Drunks (wow...........was fucking hammered on Four Roses Single barrel last night)
9. E City
10. Cambodia
11. KC
12 CPU



Originally posted by Little M

Chicago - On a roll since the loss in week 1
Minnesota - Lost to Chicago, but otherwise playing very solidly, including a win over GROWL in the Agency
Acme - The biggest positive surprise. It might just be lolCanada, but you can only beat who they put in front of you.
Cobden - I believe in second chances, so I'll give them the benefit of the doubt on the dog ate my homework excuse in the only game that has mattered to them so far
Nomad - Taking care of business while watching the chem slowly go up
Columbus - The biggest drop from my preseason rankings. I thought they would be able to hang with the big boys.
Cambodia - Having a tough time in the more difficult USA conference.
KC - Would probably be in the playoffs in Canada.
Anchorage - Roster looks decent, but they are struggling to hang with the bottom 4 in Canada
E-City - Expected more
Palembang - Not much difference between Anchorage, E-city and Palembang.
Five Wides



Originally posted by blackrock

Acme - Biggest surprise of the season to me is how great these guys have looked. Only undefeated team has to be #1.

CMHM - Lost to Nomad's mini-helmet, but still beating up on everyone else. Nothing unexpected here. Bumped down to #2 but still arguably the best team in the league.

Nomad Nation - Followed up a big win against CMHM with a loss to Minnesota. Chem still in the mid-80s, will be a tough playoff team.

Cobden - Keeping them in the top 4 despite poor showing week 1 against Acme.

Minnesota - I had them drastically underrated in the first poll, but still a slight step down from the top tier I think.

Columbus - Have been in all of their games despite three losses.

Palembang
E-City
Anchorage - I have no idea how these three shake out, all about the same level of competition.

Cambodia - Not far below the teams ranked above them.

KC - Chem improving but still significantly overmatched.

Five Wides - CPU.


Originally posted by AkSouthSida

1.Acme Corp

4-0, soon to be 5-0. has the #1 and #2 guys in the MVP Race. many other statistical top ten players, has played great defense and putting up good points. hard work pays off.


2.chicago hedge hogs 164

well the hogs lost to the nomad nation, and the nomad nation lost to the fighting pike, who in turn lost to the hedgehogs, i think we will need to see how the second game go to see who will be on top, but then again who is bluffing and waiting for play offs? its hard to tell. im going to call game 1 an anomoly and rank the hedge hogs #2 here based on scores against the top three team in american conference.

3.Cobden Muskrats

solid team. has played well except in the opener against Acme. i think the 2nd matching will be much closer than the first. the next matchup will tell us our 1st place finisher in Canada conference.

4. Minn Fighting Pike

this team lost to the hedgehogs by a lot of points by easily handled the team in the 5th spot

5. Nomad Nation

this team knocked off the hedgehogs in game 1, but lost to the fighting pike by a large margin.

6. Columbus Copperheads.

outplayed by superior opponents, but put up points and was respectable in both losses. leaps and bounds better than any of the 2-2 or less clubs

7.Cambodia Mountain Men

repectable in the loss to colombus, and scored more than a touchdown against superior opponents

8.E city mercs

played well against the ice dragons beating them by only three points. were only able to score one touchdown each against cobden and Acme, and gave up 83 and 64 points respectively. 1 and done come play off time.

9.Anchorage Ice Dragons

beat the drunks handily, and got manhandled by Cobden and will get Man handled against Acme tomorrow. tough road ahead for this team.

10.palembang royal drunk monks

they are drunk. send them more shots, its almost bar closing time, and they didnt pick up any chicks.


Originally posted by WiSeIVIaN
Hedgehogs
Nomad
Pike
Acme
Cobden
Columbus
Ice Dragons
E-City
Monks
Cambodia
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Looks like I missed the cutoff. Oh well, here's what I was just about to send:

1. Chicago Midge Hedgehog Mafia – After the season-opening loss to the Nomads, they’ve rebounded strong by rolling through the rest of the conference schedule on the first pass. They definitely look like the team to beat right now.

2. Acme Corporation – Yeah, I put the undefeated team second. And they can make a case for first, despite playing in what appears (before interconference play) to be the weaker conference. They’ve got quality wins under their belts against Cobden and the GLB tournament win against a very good Tulsa Storm team, and a global rank of 11. But until they have completed the USA gauntlet, we won’t know how good they actually are.

3. Minnesota Fighting Pike – Stumbled against the Hedgehogs, and played unexpectedly close with the Copperheads, but other than that, looking like the juggernaut that finished last season looking nearly unbeatable.

4. Nomad Nation – With a global rank of 21 and a signature win over the Hedgehogs, the Nation is not a team to take lightly. But that glaring loss to Minnesota, the only real blemish on the record, is a big one. With some more signature wins, however, it would not be surprising at all to see them fighting for the top spot.

5. Cobden Muskrats – The season-opening loss to Acme was a big one, and despite a solid showing otherwise, they’ll need to show up strong in interconference play to have any hopes of moving up in the standings.

6. Columbus Copperheads – What happened? The Copperheads started out strong, eking out wins against Cambodia and the Choppers, but lost three in a row going against the three-headed hydra currently atop USA. None of the losses was embarrassing, though, so this looks like a team that will give anyone a good game. With a strong interconference showing, the Copperheads could still load up for a run the second time through the division.

7. Cambodia Mountain Men – Oh those Mountain Men. Fundamental deficiencies on the defense, and a one-dimensional offense. It worked in the old Pro Leagues, but this marks the start of the teams who just don’t seem to have enough firepower to compete in the new era.

8. KC’s Metro Choppers – The Choppers are probably ranked too highly on this list. After all, they’ve yet to win a game. But anyone watching this team over the past few seasons should know it’s too early to count them out completely. They could march through the interconference play and be sitting in a spoiler spot when USA meets again on July 3.

9. Anchorage Ice Dragons – One of the three Canada teams that are virtually indistinguishable from each other at this point. They’ll need to show up for interconference play to stand out from the pack.

10. Palembang Royally Drunken Monks – One of the three Canada teams that are virtually indistinguishable from each other at this point. They’ll need to show up for interconference play to stand out from the pack.

11. E-City Mercenaries – One of the three Canada teams that are virtually indistinguishable from each other at this point. They’ll need to show up for interconference play to stand out from the pack.

12. Five Wides – Worst. Team. Ever.

 


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