- Build your stadium sections ASAP. Sign dots to minimum contracts, don't use season or game promos until your stadium is complete. Once you've built all the sections make sure to fill them up with seats.
- Talk a lot of shit in the league forum. Even if your team is terrible noobs will think you're good because, hey, you wouldn't be talking shit if you wasn't good, eh?
- Never agree to a ranked scrim unless you're sure you can win.
- Always pretend you didn't know you had a scrim if you lose. "Oh, lol...I didn't even know we had a game." On the other hand, always make sure to rub it in when you win a scrim. Mention that shit like 5 seasons later. Never let the other guy forget you beat them.
- If you lose a regular season game always claim it was a simfuck or that you had pissed off an admin and they messed with your dots attributes and morale.
- If you lose early in the playoffs in the lower levels always claim you did that intentionally to get in the weak elite conference the next season. If you lose early in the playoffs in the higher levels use the simfuck, disgruntled coordinator, or pissed off QB agent excuse.
- If there is no chance your team will make the playoffs, just sell it off instead of wasting the entire season. Preferably on day 22.
- Talk a lot of shit in the league forum. Even if your team is terrible noobs will think you're good because, hey, you wouldn't be talking shit if you wasn't good, eh?
- Never agree to a ranked scrim unless you're sure you can win.
- Always pretend you didn't know you had a scrim if you lose. "Oh, lol...I didn't even know we had a game." On the other hand, always make sure to rub it in when you win a scrim. Mention that shit like 5 seasons later. Never let the other guy forget you beat them.
- If you lose a regular season game always claim it was a simfuck or that you had pissed off an admin and they messed with your dots attributes and morale.
- If you lose early in the playoffs in the lower levels always claim you did that intentionally to get in the weak elite conference the next season. If you lose early in the playoffs in the higher levels use the simfuck, disgruntled coordinator, or pissed off QB agent excuse.
- If there is no chance your team will make the playoffs, just sell it off instead of wasting the entire season. Preferably on day 22.
Edited by coachingubigr on Oct 17, 2014 19:09:07