Team Link: http://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/team.pl?team_id=1192
I figure to start the year I should give you all fair warning to the inevitable dominance. Unfortunately due to mass conspiracies and a Florida related ballot counting issues, we did not promote to WL for season 43 as forecasted and instead will slum it for another season down here. Could be worse though, at least we aren't in Canada amirite (huehuehue).
On offense we are returning 23 players, with 2 receivers being replaced and our rushing QB scheme being flushed down the toilet. No more rQB tagging, let our powerbacks run free we might pass the ball seriously. Since we ranked #1 in USA last season and I gave more time to perfect things with the same squad, I think it's safe to say our offense will be above average this year.
On defense we have an upgrade at DC incoming in nexill. Dots are pretty good, so if he doesn't allow like 8 50+ yard td passes in the 2nd round of the playoffs, we should do pretty well. I think our D was ranked #2 in USA last season, so obviously people got fired. If you want to use this thread to gameplan, we have a bunch of INT dots, and a bunch of fat run stopping dots, and a bunch of sweet pass rushing dots, and some solid beefy LB's. We did beef up a little bit up front since last season so stop running the ball on us, just pass it, you are safe I promise.
So..... ya....
Goals in order of importance...
1. Promote to WL (very important)
2. Go 20-0 cuz we can.
3. QB Elmer wins OMVP
4. Storm and Dragon are #1 and #2 in Rushing TDs and Yards
5. I make at least 1 of our WRs have not-awful stats
6. Wise Weapon (recFB you can't cover) does better than last year
7. Lead USA in INTs
8. Lead USA in Sacks
9. Insert whatever metric is used to measure defense which is flawed since its not ints or sacks. We lead USA in this metric.
10. Parlay team ownership into reality show. Title show "Dot Knocks". Sell show to HBO.
11. I can't believe you are still reading this.
12. Collect underpants
13. ???
14. Profit
I figure to start the year I should give you all fair warning to the inevitable dominance. Unfortunately due to mass conspiracies and a Florida related ballot counting issues, we did not promote to WL for season 43 as forecasted and instead will slum it for another season down here. Could be worse though, at least we aren't in Canada amirite (huehuehue).
On offense we are returning 23 players, with 2 receivers being replaced and our rushing QB scheme being flushed down the toilet. No more rQB tagging, let our powerbacks run free we might pass the ball seriously. Since we ranked #1 in USA last season and I gave more time to perfect things with the same squad, I think it's safe to say our offense will be above average this year.
On defense we have an upgrade at DC incoming in nexill. Dots are pretty good, so if he doesn't allow like 8 50+ yard td passes in the 2nd round of the playoffs, we should do pretty well. I think our D was ranked #2 in USA last season, so obviously people got fired. If you want to use this thread to gameplan, we have a bunch of INT dots, and a bunch of fat run stopping dots, and a bunch of sweet pass rushing dots, and some solid beefy LB's. We did beef up a little bit up front since last season so stop running the ball on us, just pass it, you are safe I promise.
So..... ya....
Goals in order of importance...
1. Promote to WL (very important)
2. Go 20-0 cuz we can.
3. QB Elmer wins OMVP
4. Storm and Dragon are #1 and #2 in Rushing TDs and Yards
5. I make at least 1 of our WRs have not-awful stats
6. Wise Weapon (recFB you can't cover) does better than last year
7. Lead USA in INTs
8. Lead USA in Sacks
9. Insert whatever metric is used to measure defense which is flawed since its not ints or sacks. We lead USA in this metric.
10. Parlay team ownership into reality show. Title show "Dot Knocks". Sell show to HBO.
11. I can't believe you are still reading this.
12. Collect underpants
13. ???
14. Profit
