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Savitar
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More forum copulation is needed, as well as better AI's.

I found that if you take some Bortagra twice a day, your AI's become rock hard, and you can penetrate defenses much better.

Or...if you're a DC, you can take DDALIC once a day, and outlast offenses with extended stamina. Your defense will get extra stabbity stab endurance.

Common side effects while game planning with Bortagra, or DDALIC include...

* changes in vision or sudden vision loss in dots
* feeling light-headed, fainting; when scouting
* Ego erection that is painful or lasts 4 hours or longer.
* irregular heartbeat when watching sims

This is not a complete list of side effects and others may occur. PM your Admin for game planning advice, or Warrior General games about side effects.



 
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+1
 
Dub J
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i'm scared

 
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Originally posted by Dub J
i'm scared



Just relax and think of England...
 
Savitar
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Originally posted by RiverRat2
Just relax and think of England...




 
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Originally posted by RiverRat2
Just relax and think of England...



NO U LOOK AT THE FLOWERS


 
Savitar
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I took a Bortagra for the OAI I set. I hope it works.
 
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I have high hopes for this thread.
 
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More loads should be shot in the sheets
 
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Originally posted by BadBuc99
I took a Bortagra for the OAI I set. I hope it works.


Dayum! We destroyed their defense. On to the championship game!

If I could have gotten Kelts to take some DDALIC, he'd have gotten a shutout.
 
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I don't like these threads.

The 'The' just fucks with the volume of my inner monologue.
 
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can't fix a broken contraceptive. 'cept with a coat hanger
 
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/resists a-bort-shun joke
 
Savitar
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Took some more Bortagra, and won the gold. Worked great for winning the GLB tourney as well.

Man that stuff is da chit!
 
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I just copulated with my hand after reading your post.

Will do again in 15 minutes...

 
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